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Fish and Chip Van Hire in Cannon Hill

A menu everybody knows: fish and chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Book a fish and chip van in Cannon Hill.

  • Care home visits
  • Community events and fairs
  • Staff thank-you lunches

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Fish and chip van hire for Cannon Hill events

Cannot we just order from the chip shop?

Some hosts try a takeaway order. The problem is timing: big orders take a long time, and the food is cooling while it travels. A van cooks in front of your guests instead.

Frying for a crowd at home is not a good idea: big pans of hot oil, children and garden parties don’t mix. A van is designed for exactly this.

About our fish and chip van hire in Cannon Hill

Fish and chips is generous food: big pieces of fish, crisp batter and a mountain of chips. It makes the food a talking point. Typical bookings include weddings, especially the evening and festive get-togethers, serving haddock and chips, sausage and chips and pie and chips.

From a family drive to an office yard, bookings in Cannon Hill come in all shapes. Let us know about the route in, and about any height barriers or narrow gates. We cook inside the van, right where your guests are, so the batter is still crisp when it is handed over.

Golden fish and chips served with curry sauce
Area
Cannon Hill (SW20, SM4, KT3)
Region
Greater London
On the menu
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Price
Ask us for a quote
Page updated
24 October 2026

What comes out of the fryer

Cod and chips

Cod is the classic: mild, white and flaky, and it is the favourite in much of the south. We batter it and fry it to order, so it is crisp when it reaches you.

Gravy

Gravy brings a bit of warmth to the meal, especially in winter.

Where the van can park in Cannon Hill

We will be honest if a spot won’t work, and suggest an alternative. What matters most:

  • A lit spot if service runs after dark
  • Permission from the venue or landowner for the van
  • A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates

Cannon Hill is in London, within the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking can be tight: let us know about off-street space or permits.

Not sure about the spot? Send us a picture and we’ll tell you honestly before you book.

Popular choices

  • Mushy peas
  • Pie and chips
  • Gravy
  • Cod and chips
  • Chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Curry sauce
  • Haddock and chips

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Common questions in Cannon Hill

Can you serve after a service at St James Merton?

Yes, at a nearby hall, home or venue with somewhere for the van. Churches rarely have space for a catering van, so the food is usually elsewhere. Tell us where you will gather.

Which station is closest to Cannon Hill?

The closest is South Merton station, roughly 0.5 miles away.

Can you cook in the rain?

We carry on in the rain, because the cooking happens inside. Very soft ground can be a problem, so plan a back-up spot on a hard surface.

What can guests choose from?

The classics: cod, haddock, chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Our menu has the details.

Do you have a kids’ option?

Yes. Sausage and chips is a favourite with children. Include children in your numbers.

Is it a full meal?

Fish and chips is a meal in itself. Many hosts add their own desserts or cake.

What if we only have street parking?

Only in a legal space, or with the council’s permission. Ask your council early.

Which fish do you use?

Let us know which you’d prefer and we will confirm what we can offer.

How the day works

The smell of the fryers does the inviting. Each piece of fish is battered and fried to order, and chips are fried in batches through service. Around midsummer it stays light in Cannon Hill until about 9:20pm; by late September sunset is nearer 7:05pm, so summer evening events are typically served in daylight. For winter events, when it’s dark by about 3:55pm, the van and the queue need lighting.

  1. You tell us the date, the address, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat.
  2. You get a check on the date and the spot, and a quote.
  3. On the day we arrive in good time, park up and heat the fryers.
  4. We cook to order and serve hot at the time you chose.
  5. When service is finished, we pack up and leave the pitch tidy.

How to prepare

  • Let us know the serving time
  • Send us final numbers and any allergies in good time
  • Let us know who to talk to on the day

Getting a price

Tell us your date, venue or postcode and roughly how many people, plus when you’d like to eat, and you will get a clear price. To get started, fill in our quote form.

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Planning help

Events we cater in Cannon Hill

It’s familiar, so nobody has to guess what they’re getting.

If you’re planning any of these, we can help:

  • Gatherings after a funeral
  • Big birthdays
  • Visits to care homes and day centres
  • Work Christmas parties

Nearby historic houses include Southside House (1.2 miles north-west) and Nonsuch Mansion (3 miles south). Estates like these tend to have strict rules for vans, so check before booking.

What your quote should include

  • The minimum number of meals or minimum spend
  • Allergen information for each item
  • Travel, tolls and road charges
  • What happens if plans change

Choosing a fish and chip van

Organising for someone else?

If you’re planning an event on someone’s behalf, whether you’re a planner, a facilities manager or an organiser, we are happy to deal with you and the venue directly. It saves passing messages back and forth.

If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.

Fish and chip van hire around Cannon Hill

Cannon Hill is about 1 mile north-west of Morden, in Greater London. Bookings in Cannon Hill come in all shapes and sizes, but the plan is always the same: a level spot for the van, a time to eat and food fried to order. Cannon Hill is one of 764 places in Greater London we cover. You can also see our page for London, about 9 miles away.

If you had Cannon Hill Common in mind, ask the council or landowner first: vans cannot simply park up and serve in a public park. PTAs at schools such as Hillcross Primary School frequently look for a hot-food stall for fairs and sports days.

For events in SW20, SM4 and KT3, we just need to know where the van can park. From Aylward Road, Camborne Road and Botsford Road or a nearby road, we can park up and fry there. Neighbouring places where we serve events include Bushey Mead (1 mile north-west), Raynes Park (1 mile west), Wimbledon Chase (1 mile north), West Barnes (1 mile west) and Merton Park (1 mile north-east). We also serve nearby towns such as London (9 miles north-east), City of Westminster (8 miles north), Marylebone (9 miles north), Kensington (7 miles north), St Pancras (10 miles north-east) and Shoreditch (11 miles north-east).

A little further out are Bentall Centre (3.8 miles west) and St. Anthony's Hospital (1.5 miles south). Green spaces nearby include Cherry Wood and Henman Hill.

  • Local schools include Harris Academy Wimbledon (within half a mile north) and Merton College (0.7 miles south-east)
  • Local pubs include The Edward Rayne pub (0.8 miles north-west)
  • Other local spots include Municipal Borough of Malden and Coombe (1.8 miles west)
Map of Cannon Hill © OpenStreetMap contributors

A chip van compared with other options

With a barbecue, somebody ends up cooking all afternoon. With a van, nobody misses the event. The price depends on numbers, the menu and how long we serve, along with distance and access to the site. We quote for each booking individually.

Why us?

  • Fried fresh, not kept warm
  • Hot food handed straight over
  • We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
  • Bookings across Greater London, including Cannon Hill

Take a look at our pricing and our guide to van hire costs.

What affects the price in Cannon Hill

The same numbers can mean different prices, because of:

  • How easy the site is to reach
  • How many people are eating
  • The length of service
  • Cod, haddock or both

When you compare quotes, check what each one includes: service time, menu, travel, any minimum and VAT. We set ours out clearly.

What to tell us

These details help us quote quickly:

  • A picture of where the van would go
  • The address or venue name
  • The spot you have in mind for the van
  • Rough numbers for adults and children

We quote for each event separately, so the price fits what you actually need. For a quote, send us your details through our quote form.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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