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Fish and chip van hire in KT3
A mobile fish and chip van across KT3, covering New Malden, West Barnes and Motspur Park. For weddings, parties and work events, fried fresh at the hatch.
Fish and chips across KT3
Where we cater in KT3
Occasions in KT3
- Film and TV set catering
- Wedding fish and chip van
- Care home fish and chip visits
- Funeral and wake catering
- Fish and chip van for parties
- Festivals, fêtes and school events
- Fish and chip van hire
- Christmas party fish and chips
- Corporate fish and chip catering
- All occasions
Tell us your date, numbers and venue and we’ll reply with a price: send us your details through our quote form.
Our fish and chip van hire in KT3
Fish and chip van hire means the chip shop comes to you. We park up, heat the fryers and cook to order, so every portion goes out hot and crisp. We serve sausage and chips, cod and chips and haddock and chips, and we are frequently booked for evening wedding food and birthday celebrations.
From set-up to the last portion, we look after the food, so you can enjoy your event.
- Get in touch with the basics: when, where and roughly how many.
- Show us where the van would go, and we’ll confirm it works.
- Closer to the day, we confirm the arrival time and serving time.
- The van rolls up, the hatch opens and the fryers get going for your guests.
- Last portion served, we tidy up and head off.
What it costs in KT3
The price depends on numbers, the menu and how long we serve, plus travel and access. We quote for each booking individually.
What you get with us
- Nothing for you to cook or clear
- Quick service from the hatch
- A menu almost everyone likes
- We cover KT3 and the whole of Greater London
How to get a price
The quickest way to a quote is to use our quote form. Tell us about your event in KT3, and we will check the date and send a price.
Local landmarks in New Malden
You will find the van serving near New Malden Baptist Church, The Glasshouse pub and Beverley Park, among other places. Also close by are Christ Church New Malden CofE Primary School (within half a mile north-east) and Holy Cross School (under half a mile south). New Malden has its own railway station: New Malden station. Nearby you will also find Wimbledon Museum (2.5 miles north-east) and Municipal Borough of Malden and Coombe (less than half a mile south-east). The countryside around New Malden includes Rose Walk and Kingston Hill Road area.
A fish and chip van across KT3: what to know
Across KT3, we serve 3 towns and 0 villages and hamlets, so the setting can be anything from New Malden, Norbiton and Tolworth to a quiet hamlet: firm ground, access and agreed timings.
New Malden: Historic houses near New Malden include Southside House (1.6 miles north-east) and Pembroke Lodge (3.1 miles north-west). If your event is at a historic house or estate, check its rules on vehicles and caterers early. For a christening or celebration after a service at a church such as New Malden Baptist Church, the van can serve at a hall or home nearby. Light matters for evening service: in New Malden, sunset is around 8:50pm in late May and 9:20pm in late June, but by late December it is dark by about 3:55pm.
Food your guests will love
Haddock and chips
Haddock is a little sweeter than cod, with a finer, firmer flake. It is the traditional favourite in Scotland and much of the north.
Sausage and chips
Sausage and chips is the go-to for anyone who is not a fish fan, especially with curry sauce.
What a fish and chip van costs
Every booking is priced individually, based on a few main things:
- How easy the site is to reach
- Distance and any road charges
- The date and time of year
- Your choice of menu
Fish and chip van prices depend on the booking. A short service and a long afternoon’s trading are very different bookings. We set everything out in your quote.
What we need to know
Good planning starts with a few facts. Please include:
- Where you’d like the van to go
- Anything awkward about the way in
- Allergies and diets you know about
- Expected numbers
Send us the date, the address or KT3 postcode and rough numbers, plus when you’d like to eat, and we’ll reply with a quote. To get started, fill in our quote form.
Who books fish and chip van hire?
Everyone knows what they’re getting, which takes the worry out of feeding a mixed crowd.
In KT3 and nearby, the van turns up at all sorts of events. Popular bookings include:
- Festive get-togethers
- Fêtes, fairs and school events
- Fish and chip days at care homes
- Birthday celebrations
For planners, venues and organisers
For larger numbers, tell us how long you have for food, so we can plan service to match. Sending people up in groups helps.
If you run the same event each year, tell us your dates early, so we can hold the date.
Cannot we just order from the chip shop?
Weighing up a takeaway order against booking a van? Consider your numbers and how fresh you want it. We are happy to send a quote so you can compare.
Deep-frying for lots of people at home is risky: hot oil and a busy party are a bad combination. A van is designed for exactly this.
KT3: your questions answered
Does a chip van work for big events?
That depends on how many and how quickly. Staggering groups and keeping the menu short both help.
Which fish do you use?
Both are on our menu; we’ll agree the choice when we quote.
How long will the queue be?
A short menu and staggered groups keep things moving. Tell us your timings and we will advise.
Do we need to provide equipment?
All the cooking happens in the van. Tell us about power, water and bins at the site and we’ll confirm what we need.
Do you fry it on site?
Yes. Everything is fried fresh in the van, and serve straight from the hatch.
What does the van need?
Level, firm ground the van can reach, close to where people will eat, and space for a queue. Mention any narrow gates or soft ground.
Do you take everything away?
We take the van and everything with it, and leave the spot tidy. It helps to have bins near the hatch.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch