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Fish and chip van hire in Colt's Hill, Kent
We bring a fish and chip van to Colt's Hill and nearby, frying fresh at your venue.
- Summer garden parties
- Birthday celebrations
- Fêtes, fairs and school events
Planning an event in Colt's Hill?
A fish and chip van or other catering?
For food that suits almost everyone, a fish and chip van is a safe and popular choice. Many fish and chip vans set a minimum, since getting the van there costs the same however many eat. We’ll tell you up front.
Why book with us
- Rain does not stop the fryers
- Events in Colt's Hill and across Kent
- Something for guests to gather round
- A menu almost everyone likes
Take a look at our prices page or the cost guide.
How our fish and chip van hire works in Colt's Hill
A fish and chip van works almost anywhere the van can park: a drive, a car park, a yard, a showground or a firm lawn in and around Colt's Hill. Whether it’s Fêtes, fairs and school events and festive get-togethers, we can cook haddock and chips, gravy and pie and chips for your guests.
Somewhere like Colt's Hill, a yard or firm field often works. Mention gates and soft ground when you get in touch. Your quote spells out what’s included: serving times, the menu and anything else agreed.
What comes out of the fryer
Mushy peas
Mushy peas are a must for plenty of fish and chip fans.
Sausage and chips
For anyone who does not fancy fish, there’s sausage and chips, and children love it.
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The process
Your timings come first. If the day runs behind, we simply start frying a little later, so nothing is cooked before it is needed. Light matters for evening service: around Colt's Hill, it stays light until about 9:15pm at midsummer, while in December the light goes at about 3:55pm.
- First, tell us about your event.
- We check the date and where the van will park, then send a quote.
- Timings and the van’s spot are agreed in advance.
- On the day, we park up and fry fresh for your guests.
- Everything goes out hot from the hatch, and we pack up afterwards.
Preparing for the day
- Check the way in for low branches, cables and narrow gates
- Confirm the van is allowed on site
- Name one person we can call on the day
Getting a price
Most quotes start with a few simple details: date, address, numbers and serving time. To send them, fill in our quote form.
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Occasions we serve in Colt's Hill
Everyone knows what they’re getting, which takes the worry out of feeding a mixed crowd.
The van suits big events and small ones. Typical bookings include:
- Fêtes, fairs and school events
- Care home visits
- Gatherings after a funeral
- Summer garden parties
For anyone arriving by rail, the nearest station is Paddock Wood station, about 1.5 miles north-east.
What your quote should include
- The minimum number of meals or minimum spend
- How much space the van takes up
- Any travel, parking or access charges
- How late numbers can change
Looking after everyone
Nearly every event has some special diets. To plan for them:
- Let us know if anyone has coeliac disease
- Have bins and napkins near the hatch
- Fewer choices mean faster service
- Have a back-up for anyone who can’t eat from the van
You shouldn’t have to worry about the food on the day. We park, set up, fry and serve, and stay in touch about any changes.
A gazebo by the van keeps the queue dry.
Before you choose a spot
A good parking spot makes the whole thing easier. We need:
- Access wide and high enough for the van
- A spot near your guests
- Confirmation that the van can park there
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise before you book.
Popular choices
- Cod and chips
- Gravy
- Haddock and chips
- Mushy peas
- Sausage and chips
- Chips
- Curry sauce
- Pie and chips
Cannot we just order from the chip shop?
Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For a crowd, a van is normally simpler.
Some hosts try a takeaway order. Large orders are slow, and the food cools in the bags. A van cooks in front of your guests instead.
Questions from Colt's Hill
Is Colt's Hill close to London?
About 30 miles from central London, and well within our area.
We are gathering after a service at Five Oak Green Church: can you come?
Yes, at a home, hall or venue nearby where the van can park. Food is usually served at the reception venue rather than the church. Send us the address.
How soon do we need to book?
As soon as you have a date. Peak dates go quickly, so contact us early.
Can we choose cod or haddock?
Tell us your preference when you book and we’ll confirm what we can offer.
Can you serve children?
Yes. Sausage and chips is a favourite with children. Include children in your numbers.
How long are you on site?
It depends on numbers and the service time. We confirm all the timings beforehand.
How much is fish and chip van hire?
It depends on numbers, the menu, how long we serve and travel. Tell us about your event and we will send a quote.
Is it a full meal?
It can be. Fish and chips with mushy peas is a full meal, and you can add your own cake or desserts.
Fish and chip van hire around Colt's Hill
Colt's Hill is about 4 miles south-east of Tonbridge, in Kent. Tell us where your event in Colt's Hill will be, and we’ll plan access and set-up. We serve all 922 towns and villages across Kent. We serve events right across the region, from Colt's Hill to London (about 30 miles away).
Thinking of using Foal Hurst Wood? Parks normally need the owner’s permission, often the council’s, before a catering van can park or trade. For a christening or celebration after a service at a church such as Five Oak Green Church, the van can serve at a hall or home nearby. The High Weald National Landscape is within about 8 miles of Colt's Hill. Check your venue’s rules on catering vans.
We cover events in every part of TN12 and the streets around it. Streets in the area include Colts Hill and Maidstone Road, and the van can serve an event on any of them with a suitable parking spot. Other places close to Colt's Hill we cover include Capel (1 mile west), Five Oak Green (1 mile north), Paddock Wood (1 mile east), Matfield (1 mile south-east) and Whetsted (1 mile north-east). We also serve nearby towns such as Maidstone (10 miles north-east), Sevenoaks (11 miles north-west), Royal Tunbridge Wells (5 miles south-west), Tonbridge (4 miles north-west), Kings Hill (7 miles north) and Foley Park (11 miles north-east).
Nearby you’ll also find Tonbridge Castle (4.1 miles north-west) and The Hop Farm Museum (2.3 miles north-east). Green spaces nearby include Barden Lake and Tudeley Woods RSPB reserve.
- Schools near Colt's Hill include Mascalls School (1.3 miles east)
- Nearby, you’ll find The Dovecote Inn (0.5 miles west)
Planners, venues and businesses
Venues often have their own rules about outside caterers and vehicles: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Send us your venue’s requirements and we’ll confirm what we can provide.
If you run the same event each year, tell us your dates early, so we can plan ahead.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch