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Fish and Chip Van Hire in Coneyhurst
Fried to order and served hot: a fish and chip van in Coneyhurst and the surrounding area.
- Weddings, especially the evening
- Milestone birthday parties
- Work Christmas parties
A chip van near Coneyhurst
Looking after everyone
With a little notice, diets are easier to plan for. Our advice:
- Mention any vegetarian or vegan guests
- Tell us about coeliac guests specifically
- Have a back-up for anyone who can’t eat from the van
- Keep the menu short to keep the queue moving
Fish and chips is at its best fresh from the fryer, so we cook as people come up to the hatch.
Put the menu up by the hatch so people decide while they wait.
Fish and chip van hire for your event in Coneyhurst
We keep the menu to the classics: cod, haddock, chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. A short menu keeps the food fresh and the queue moving. For wakes and gatherings after a funeral and company team days, we will put together a menu of gravy, pie and chips and curry sauce for your guests.
Somewhere as small as Coneyhurst, a field, yard or drive is often the spot. Country lanes and long drives are fine if we know about them, and firm ground matters more than anything. We cook inside the van, right where your guests are, and the food reaches them hot and crisp.
- Location
- Coneyhurst (RH14)
- Region
- West Sussex
- From the fryer
- Fish and chips, sausages, pies
- On the side
- Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
- Quote
- Quoted for your event
- Updated
- 24 October 2026
Events we cater in Coneyhurst
A van is food and an occasion in one. The hatch becomes a meeting point, and the food is hot and plentiful.
In Coneyhurst and nearby, the van turns up at all sorts of events. Popular bookings include:
- Community events and fairs
- Garden parties and summer get-togethers
- Weddings, especially the evening
- Wakes and celebrations of life
Historic houses near Coneyhurst include Old Place Manor (4.8 miles south-west). Estates like these tend to have strict rules for vans, so check before you book.
Questions to ask before you book
- If the price includes VAT
- Any minimum charge
- Payment terms and deposit
- What happens if the event is cancelled or moved
Coneyhurst: your questions answered
Is Coneyhurst close to London?
Roughly 37 miles from the centre of London.
What’s the nearest station to Coneyhurst?
The closest is Billingshurst station, roughly 1.2 miles away.
Who clears up?
We take the van and everything with it, and leave the spot tidy. Bins for guests are worth planning.
Can you go on a lawn or field?
It depends on the ground. Let us know what the ground is like, and send a photo if you can.
How much does a fish and chip van cost in Coneyhurst?
The price depends on numbers, menu, service time and travel. Send us the details for a quote.
What’s on the menu?
The classics: cod or haddock and chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. See the menu.
Can you park on the road outside?
Only in a legal space, or with the council’s permission. Ask your council early.
Is the food cooked at the event?
Yes. We cook inside the van, so it is fried on the spot, rather than made in advance.
A fish and chip van in Coneyhurst: local details
Coneyhurst is about 6 miles south-west of Horsham, in West Sussex. Events in Coneyhurst are planned around your venue and timings: a quote, a parking spot and fresh frying on the day. Coneyhurst is one of 371 towns and villages in West Sussex we cover. We serve events right across the region, from Coneyhurst to Brighton (18 miles away).
For anyone arriving by rail, Billingshurst station is about 1.2 miles away. For a fundraiser at a school like The Weald School, the van can trade from a pitch agreed with the school.
Here we cover the RH14 postcode area, so your event can be anywhere in it. Nearby, we also serve events in Billingshurst (2 miles north-west), Five Oaks (3 miles north), Newpound Common (3 miles north-west), The Haven (4 miles north) and Slinfold (5 miles north). Within a short drive, we also cover Crawley (13 miles north-east), Horsham (6 miles north-east), Worthing (13 miles south), Haywards Heath (14 miles east), Burgess Hill (13 miles east) and Littlehampton (14 miles south).
A little further out are Christs Hospital School Museum (3.9 miles north-east). The countryside around Coneyhurst includes Knepp Wildland.
How it works
Here’s how the day typically runs: the van arrives and we set up, the oil comes up to temperature, and we serve hot from the hatch at the agreed time. Planning an evening event in Coneyhurst? Sunset is around 8:50pm in late May, 9:20pm at midsummer and 7:05pm in late September; once it is dark, we need light by the hatch and the queue.
- First, you send us your date, address, numbers and serving time.
- We check availability and access and send a clear quote.
- On the day we arrive in good time, park up and heat the fryers.
- Everything is fried fresh and handed over from the hatch.
- Afterwards, we clear up and head off.
Getting ready for the day
- Clear the route for the van
- Name one person we can call on the day
- Choose a level, firm spot for the van
How to get a price
A detailed enquiry gets a more accurate quote: where the van would park, how to get in, numbers and timings. Photos of the spot and the way in help. When you’re ready, fill in our quote form.
Planning help
Working with your venue
Many venues set rules for catering vans: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Tell us what your venue needs and we will work through them with you.
Organising a club, school or community event in Coneyhurst? Fish and chips is a reliable crowd-pleaser. Give us the details and we’ll suggest how it could work.
What the van needs
The right spot keeps everyone safe and the service smooth. We need:
- A level, firm spot the van can drive onto
- Access wide and high enough for the van
- A lit spot if service runs after dark
If you are unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think.
On the menu in Coneyhurst
- Haddock and chips
- Mushy peas
- Cod and chips
- Curry sauce
- Pie and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Gravy
- Chips
Why choose a fish and chip van in Coneyhurst?
A big takeaway order arrives late and lukewarm. The van cooks right there, so it’s crisp when it is handed over. The price depends on numbers, the menu and how long we serve, along with distance and access to the site. Every booking gets its own quote.
Why book with us
- Quick service from the hatch
- We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
- Events in Coneyhurst and across West Sussex
- Cod, haddock, sausages and pies
See our prices page and the cost guide.
Takeaway run or book a van?
Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. Ask us for a quote and compare.
Frying for a crowd at home is not a good idea: hot oil and a busy party are a bad combination. A van is designed for exactly this.
How we price a fish and chip van
Here’s what makes the biggest difference to the price:
- Travel, tolls and road charges
- Whether a minimum applies
- The menu and how many choices
- How many people are eating
Travel, tolls and charges such as ULEZ can affect the price, so tell us exactly where your event is.
Details that help
The more we know about your event, the better we can plan. Please include:
- Access details such as gates and narrow lanes
- The date and time of the event
- Where the van would park
- A picture of the space and the way in
Thinking about a fish and chip van for your event in Coneyhurst? Tell us what you have in mind and we’ll reply with a clear price. Just fill in our quote form.
Towns and villages near Coneyhurst
More for events in Coneyhurst
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch