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Battered fish and chips with a lemon wedge in a takeaway tray

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Fish and Chip Van Hire in Fairwarp

Bring the chip shop to your event in Fairwarp. The van arrives, the fryers go on and everything is cooked to order, so every portion goes out hot.

  • Fêtes, fairs and school events
  • Evening wedding food
  • Garden parties and summer get-togethers

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Fish and chip van hire for Fairwarp events

How the day works

You do not need to do much on the day: point us to the spot and get on with your event. The frying and serving are down to us. Evening events need a little planning for light: in Fairwarp, sunset is around 8:50pm in late May and 9:20pm in late June, while in December the light goes at about 3:55pm.

  1. Tell us what you’re planning and when you’d like to eat.
  2. You hear back on the date and the price.
  3. The van’s spot is fixed in advance, and how it gets in.
  4. Batter, fish and chips all go into the fryer as people come up.
  5. The pitch is left tidy when we go.

Preparing for the day

  • Confirm the van is allowed on site
  • Plan a bit of cover near the hatch if rain is likely
  • Give us your final numbers and allergies

How to get a price

Tell us your date, venue or postcode and roughly how many people, along with your serving time, and we will reply with a quote. To get started, fill in our quote form.

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Planning help

Fish and chip van hire in Fairwarp, fried fresh

The menu is short and classic: cod, haddock, chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Fewer choices means fresher food and shorter waits. Whether it is wakes and gatherings after a funeral and big birthdays, we can cook gravy, haddock and chips and pie and chips.

Somewhere like Fairwarp, a yard or firm field often works. Gates, verges and soft ground are worth mentioning when you enquire. Your quote spells out what’s included: the date, the service time and the menu.

Area
Fairwarp (TN22)
Area hub
East Sussex
On the menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quote
Ask us for a quote
Updated
24 October 2026
Battered fish and chips with a lemon wedge in a takeaway tray

Prices and what affects them

Fish and chip van pricing is simple once we know the basics:

  • How many people are eating
  • Service time
  • The day of the week
  • Access and parking

Comparing vans? Look at what each quote includes: hours, menu, travel, minimum charge and VAT. Our quotes spell it all out.

Details that help

To speed things up, tell us:

  • The spot you have in mind for the van
  • Expected numbers
  • The address or venue name
  • Any dietary needs and allergies

Still finalising the details? That’s fine: tell us the basics about your event, and we will quote on that. Start when you are ready: use our quote form.

Planners, venues and businesses

If you are organising for someone else, such as a wedding planner, an office manager or a fête committee, we are happy to deal with you and the venue directly. It keeps things simple.

For repeat bookings, such as regular staff lunches or annual fairs, let us know your dates early, so we can hold the date.

A fish and chip van or other catering?

A cold buffet is simple, but food sits out, and nothing’s hot on a cool evening. A chip van cooks to order and serves hot. Fish and chip van prices depend on the booking. A one-hour staff lunch is a different job from serving all afternoon at a fête. We set everything out in your quote.

What you get with us

  • Fried fresh, not kept warm
  • Served hot, straight from the hatch
  • The queue at the hatch gets people talking
  • The classic sides: peas, curry sauce and gravy

Read our pricing or what a fish and chip van costs.

Fish and chip van hire around Fairwarp

Fairwarp is about 4 miles south-west of Crowborough, in East Sussex. For an event in Fairwarp, the van can park on drives, in car parks and yards, and on firm lawns and fields. Fairwarp is one of 289 towns and villages in East Sussex we cover. Our bookings stretch from Fairwarp to Brighton (about 16 miles away).

Coming by train? Buxted station, about 2.5 miles south-east, is the nearest station. The High Weald National Landscape is within about 6 miles of Fairwarp, and some venues there have rules about vehicles on site. Ask your venue about vehicle access.

Here we cover the TN22 postcode area, so your event can be anywhere in it. That could mean an event at a home on Oldlands Hill, Hop Garden and Back Lane or the roads around them, as long as there’s somewhere for the van. Other places close to Fairwarp we cover include High Hurstwood (1 mile east), Five Ash Down (1 mile south), Sweethaws (2 miles north-east), Crowborough (4 miles north-east) and Marden's Hill (4 miles north-east). Larger places within reach include Lewes (11 miles south-west), Hailsham (13 miles south-east), Uckfield (4 miles south), Polegate (15 miles south-east), South Malling (11 miles south) and Heathfield (8 miles south-east).

A little further out are Tickerage Castle (4.1 miles south-east) and Crowborough War Memorial Hospital (3.2 miles north-east). Green spaces nearby include Brickfield Meadow.

  • Pubs nearby include The Foresters Arms (less than half a mile west)
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Events we cater in Fairwarp

People book a chip van because it is food and a bit of fun at once. The hatch becomes a meeting point, and the food is hot and plentiful.

These are some of the bookings we take around Fairwarp:

  • Company team days
  • Garden parties and summer get-togethers
  • Wakes and gatherings after a funeral
  • Christmas parties

For a christening or celebration after a service at a church such as St John the Evangelist Church, the van can serve at a hall or home nearby.

What your quote should include

  • How much space the van takes up
  • Any travel, parking or access charges
  • What happens if the event is cancelled or moved
  • Whether there is a minimum

Our booking checklist

Your questions about a fish and chip van in Fairwarp

Which station is closest to Fairwarp?

Buxted station, about 2.5 miles south-east of the centre.

Can you serve after a service at St John the Evangelist Church?

Yes, at a home, hall or venue nearby where the van can park. Churches rarely have space for a catering van, so the food is typically elsewhere. Send us the address.

Is there a non-fish option?

Sausage and chips and pie and chips are on the menu. Let us know about any other dietary needs and we’ll tell you what we can offer.

Can coeliacs eat the battered fish?

Our battered fish contains gluten, because standard batter uses wheat flour. Let us know about coeliac guests in advance, and we will tell you honestly what we can offer.

Do you have allergen information?

We provide allergen information for everything we serve. Battered fish contains fish and, in standard batter, gluten. Tell us about allergies in advance.

What areas do you cover?

London and South East England: Kent, Surrey, East and West Sussex, Hampshire, Berkshire, Bucks, Oxfordshire and the Isle of Wight, including Fairwarp.

Do you have a kids’ option?

Yes, children are easy to cater for. Let us know numbers, and we will include them in the plan.

Do you clear up afterwards?

The pitch is left as we found it. Bins for guests are worth planning.

About the food

Curry sauce

The chip shop’s own curry sauce is mild and a little sweet, great with chips and sausages.

Gravy

Chips and gravy is a favourite in the north and the Midlands, and it goes perfectly with a pie.

Planning for dietary needs

Good planning keeps every guest safe and happy. Try these:

  • Let us know if anyone has coeliac disease
  • Plan bins near the queue
  • Put allergy details in writing
  • Arrange an alternative for anyone we can’t cater for

The fryers take a little while to heat, so we get there in good time. If plans change, tell us and we will adjust.

A gazebo by the van keeps the queue dry.

Planning the van’s spot

Before the day, we’ll agree where the van parks. A good spot ticks these boxes:

  • A route in without tight gates or low branches
  • A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn
  • Light near the van and the queue for evening service

Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we will tell you honestly.

Popular choices

  • Curry sauce
  • Haddock and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Chips
  • Gravy
  • Sausage and chips
  • Mushy peas

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  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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