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Fish and Chip Van Hire in Feltham
Fish and chip van hire in Feltham: cod, haddock and chips fried to order, then handed over hot from the hatch at the time you choose.
- Fish and chip days at care homes
- Festive get-togethers
- Community events and fairs
Fish and chip van hire for Feltham events
Fish and chip van hire in Feltham, cooked to order
The van needs no kitchen, no hall and no crockery. It needs a level, firm spot to park and a clear way in, which suits drives, yards, car parks and firm lawns. Typical bookings include gatherings after a funeral and garden parties and summer get-togethers, with haddock and chips, mushy peas and curry sauce.
London streets around Feltham can be narrow and lined with parked cars, so a drive, yard or car park is typically simplest. Send us a photo of the spot. The menu is short on purpose: a few classics done properly keeps the food fresh and the queue moving.
- Area
- Feltham (TW14, TW13)
- County
- Greater London
- From the fryer
- Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
- Extras
- Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
- Quotes
- Quoted for your event
- Page updated
- 24 October 2026
A closer look at the menu
Haddock and chips
Haddock is a little sweeter than cod, with a finer, firmer flake. It’s the traditional favourite in Scotland and much of the north.
Sausage and chips
Sausage and chips covers anyone who does not want fish, and children love it.
Why fried-to-order beats a buffet
Plated meals need a kitchen and a bigger team. A fish and chip van needs a level spot and permission to park. Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, along with distance and access to the site. We quote for each booking individually.
Why Feltham hosts choose us
- We cover Feltham and the whole of Greater London
- Fish and chips fried fresh on site
- A clear quote before you book
- Hot food handed straight over
Take a look at our pricing or our guide to van hire costs.
Where the van can park in Feltham
Plenty of places work for the van, but a few things matter:
- Confirmation that the van can park there
- Room in front of the hatch for a queue
- Somewhere close to where people will eat
Feltham is in London, within the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking can be tight: let us know about off-street space or permits.
Not sure about the spot? Send us a picture and we will tell you honestly.
What we serve
- Cod and chips
- Chips
- Sausage and chips
- Curry sauce
- Pie and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Gravy
- Mushy peas
How the day works
On the day, we position the van, set up the hatch and get the fryers up to temperature. Then everything is fried to order, timed around your event. By late September, sunset in Feltham is around 7:05pm, and in December it’s nearer 3:55pm. After dark, a lit path to the van makes a difference.
- You share your date, numbers and address.
- We check access for the van and quote.
- We arrive early to park and heat the fryers.
- Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, to order.
- We serve hot from the hatch and pack up when we are done.
Getting ready for the day
- Confirm numbers and dietary needs before the day
- Plan a bit of cover near the hatch if rain is likely
- Make sure the van can get in
Getting a price
Every quote is worked out for your event. Start with your date, and we’ll confirm whether we are available that day.
Related guides
A fish and chip van in Feltham: local details
Feltham is about 6 miles south-west of Ealing, in Greater London. From the centre of Feltham to the outskirts, we offer the same service: fish and chips fried to order, served hot and quoted clearly. Feltham is one of 764 places in Greater London where we bring the van. Our nearest city page is London, about 14 miles away.
For anyone arriving by rail, Feltham has its own station, Feltham station. Historic houses near Feltham include Strawberry Hill House (3.5 miles east) and Richmond House (3.7 miles east). Estates like these tend to have strict rules for vans, so check before booking.
Here we cover the TW14 and TW13 postcode area, and we can serve your event anywhere in it. Whether your event is on High Street, Railway Terrace and Sandycombe Road or a nearby road, we can park up and fry there. You will find Feltham on the A244 and B377, which makes the journey straightforward. For events just outside Feltham, we cover Bedfont (1 mile west), Hounslow (1 mile south-west), Hatton (1 mile north), Ashford Common (2 miles south-west) and Cranford (2 miles north). We also serve nearby towns such as London (14 miles east), City of Westminster (12 miles east), Marylebone (12 miles north-east), Kensington (10 miles east), St Pancras (14 miles north-east) and Shoreditch (15 miles east).
A little further out are Hounslow Hospital (2.3 miles north-east) and Kempton Steam Museum (1.6 miles south). Open spaces near Feltham include Richmond Hill and Pevensey Road Nature Reserve.
- Nearby schools include Rivers Academy West London (under half a mile north-west)
- Pubs nearby include Moon On The Square pub (less than half a mile east)
Planning for dietary needs
Nearly every event has some special diets. To look after them:
- Let us know if anyone has coeliac disease
- Ask about allergies on your invitation or sign-up form
- Plan bins near the queue
- Plan something for guests whose needs we cannot meet
It helps to have bins and napkins by the van.
Tables or benches nearby help people eat comfortably.
Feltham: your questions answered
What’s the nearest station to Feltham?
Feltham has its own station: Feltham station.
Can you serve after a service at Christ Church?
Yes, at a nearby hall, home or venue with somewhere for the van. Churches rarely have space for a catering van, so the food is generally elsewhere. Tell us where you will gather.
Do you bring everything you need?
We bring the van and everything we need to cook. You provide a suitable spot and permission to park.
How long are you on site?
That depends on your numbers and timings. We confirm all the timings beforehand.
How much space do you need?
A level, firm spot it can drive onto, near your guests, with room for a queue at the hatch. Mention any narrow gates or soft ground.
Where do you take the van?
London and South East England: Kent, Surrey, Sussex, Hampshire, Berkshire, Buckinghamshire, Oxfordshire and the Isle of Wight, including Feltham.
Do you clear up afterwards?
The pitch is left as we found it. It helps to have bins near the hatch.
What do we need to supply?
Let us know about power and water at the site in your enquiry, and we’ll confirm what we need.
How we price a fish and chip van
These are the factors that matter most:
- Any minimum charge
- How far we travel
- How easy the site is to reach
- Service time
When you compare quotes, check what each one includes: hours, menu, travel, minimum charge and VAT. We set ours out clearly.
Details that help
These details help us quote quickly:
- How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
- The address or venue name
- The date and when you’d like to eat
- Where you’d like the van to go
A detailed enquiry gets a more accurate quote: where the van would park, how to get in, numbers and timings. A photo of the spot helps too. To send your details, fill in our quote form.
For event organisers in Feltham
If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.
If you are organising for someone else, whether you are a planner, a facilities manager or an organiser, we’ll work directly with you and the venue. It saves passing messages back and forth.
Should I sort the food myself?
Deep-frying for lots of people at home is risky: hot oil and a busy party are a bad combination. A van is designed for exactly this.
Ordering in from a local chip shop is an option. The problem is timing: big orders take a long time, and the food is cooling while it travels. A van solves that by cooking on site.
Other occasions in Feltham
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch