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Funeral and Wake Catering for Feltham events
A menu everybody knows: fish and chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side. Funeral and wake catering in Feltham.
- Wakes at venues
- Anniversary memorials
- Family gatherings after a burial or cremation
A chip van near Feltham
About our funeral and wake catering in Feltham
We work quietly and simply. We park discreetly and serve when people are ready. Whether it is scattering of ashes gatherings and wakes at a pub or venue with outside space, we can cook cod and chips, haddock and chips and mushy peas for your guests.
In Feltham, a wake might be at home, a hall or a local pub. In London, the van needs off-road parking or a legal space nearby, which we can help you think through. Everything is fried fresh at your wake, not cooked earlier and kept warm, and handed over as soon as it’s ready.
- Location
- Feltham (TW14, TW13)
- County
- Greater London
- From the fryer
- Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
- On the side
- Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
- Price
- Contact us for a quote
- Last updated
- 24 October 2026
How it works
When we arrive, we position the van, set up the hatch and get the fryers up to temperature. Once we’re hot, we cook to order, so we time it to your schedule. In autumn and winter, it’s dark early in Feltham; plan a lit path from the door to the van.
- First, tell us about your wake.
- You get an availability check and a clear quote.
- We agree timings, access and the parking spot.
- We cook to order on the day for family and friends.
- We serve from the hatch, then leave the pitch tidy.
Preparing for the day
- Let us know the serving time
- Plan a bit of cover near the hatch if rain is likely
- Clear the route for the van
Getting a price
Not sure of numbers yet? No problem: tell us the basics about your wake, and we will quote on that. Start when you’re ready: fill in our quote form.
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Where the van can park in Feltham
A good parking spot makes the whole thing easier. We need:
- Confirmation that the van can park there
- A spot near your guests
- Light near the van and the queue for evening service
As a London location, Feltham is inside the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking takes planning: tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council parking suspension.
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise.
From the hatch
- Gravy
- Cod and chips
- Mushy peas
- Sausage and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Pie and chips
Perfect for your wake in Feltham
It is warm, simple food that almost everyone enjoys.
In Feltham and nearby, the van turns up at all sorts of events. Some of the most common are:
- Scattering of ashes gatherings
- Memorial gatherings
- Wakes at home
- A tribute meal
After a service at Christ Church, a wake at a hall or home close by means less travelling for everyone.
What to look for in a quote
- What they can offer for dietary needs
- Any minimum charge
- When final numbers are due
- Whether VAT is included
Arranging a wake in Feltham
Feltham is about 6 miles south-west of Ealing, in Greater London. In and around Feltham, the van can serve from a drive, a yard, a car park or a firm field, close to your guests. We cover 764 places in Greater London, from the larger towns to small villages. Our nearest city page is London, about 14 miles away.
With the A244 and B377 nearby, it is easy for family travelling by car to reach Feltham. Relatives arriving by train should know that there’s a station right in Feltham: Feltham station.
We take the van to wakes all over TW14 and TW13 and the streets around it. Streets in the area include High Street, Railway Terrace and Sandycombe Road, and the van can serve a wake on any of them with a suitable parking spot. Main roads around Feltham include the A244 and B377, so getting the van to your wake is simple. For wakes just outside Feltham, we cover Bedfont (1 mile west), Hounslow (1 mile south-west), Hatton (1 mile north), Ashford Common (2 miles south-west) and Cranford (2 miles north). Further out, we also take the van to London (14 miles east), City of Westminster (12 miles east), Marylebone (12 miles north-east), Kensington (10 miles east), St Pancras (14 miles north-east) and Shoreditch (15 miles east).
Other landmarks nearby include Hounslow Hospital (2.3 miles north-east) and Kempton Steam Museum (1.6 miles south). Within reach you will find Richmond Hill and Pevensey Road Nature Reserve.
- Local schools include Rivers Academy West London (less than half a mile north-west)
- Nearby, you’ll find Moon On The Square pub (within half a mile east)
Organising for someone else?
Venues frequently have their own rules about outside caterers and vehicles: where a van can park, access times and the paperwork they want. Send us your venue’s requirements and we’ll confirm what we can provide.
If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.
What else we do in Feltham
What a fish and chip van costs
Your quote will be clear. The main things that affect it are:
- How easy the site is to reach
- Distance and any road charges
- Whether a minimum applies
- Service time
A chip van frequently compares well with a plated meal, because it needs no kitchen and no crockery hire. We will send you a quote.
Details that help
When you get in touch, it helps to tell us:
- The address or venue name
- The date and when you’d like to eat
- Rough numbers for adults and children
- Where the van would park
Each quote is put together for your wake. Start with your date, and we’ll check availability straight away.
Your questions about fish and chips for the wake in Feltham
We’re gathering after a service at Christ Church: can you come?
Yes, at a home, hall or venue nearby where the van can park. Food is generally served at the reception venue rather than the church. Tell us where you will gather.
What’s the nearest station to Feltham?
Feltham station, in Feltham itself.
Can someone else arrange it?
Of course. We can work with whoever is helping you.
Can coeliacs eat the battered fish?
Our battered fish contains gluten, because standard batter uses wheat flour. Let us know about coeliac guests in advance, and we will be straight with you about what’s possible.
How much does fish and chips for the wake cost in Feltham?
It depends on numbers, the menu, how long we serve and travel. Tell us about your wake and we will send a quote.
Where do you take the van?
London and the South East: Kent, Surrey, Sussex, Hampshire, Berkshire, Buckinghamshire, Oxfordshire and the Isle of Wight, including Feltham.
What if the weather’s bad?
We carry on in the rain, because the fryers are inside. Soft ground after heavy rain is the bigger issue, so have a hard-surface spot in mind.
Do you cover Feltham?
Yes. We cover London and the South East, and Feltham is within our area. For a quote, send us your details through our quote form.
What comes out of the fryer
Cod and chips
Cod is the classic: mild, white and flaky, and it’s the favourite in much of the south. We batter it and fry it to order, so it is crisp when it reaches you.
Haddock and chips
Haddock has a slightly sweeter flavour and a firmer flake. In the north and in Scotland, haddock is the classic.
Should I sort the food myself?
If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For anything more than a handful of people, a van is typically the easier option.
DIY food keeps costs down, but the host spends the event serving. With a fish and chip van, you get hot food without the work.
Diets, allergies and planning
A little planning helps everyone eat safely. A few tips:
- Build in time for delays
- Have chairs for those who need them
- Let us know of any allergies
- Use the funeral director’s experience on numbers
When everyone has eaten, we pack up quietly.
Napkins and bins near the van keep things tidy.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch