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Fish and chip van hire in Monkton, Kent
Hot, crisp and cooked while you wait: a fish and chip van in Monkton and across Kent.
- Christmas parties
- Fêtes, fairs and school events
- Summer garden parties
Fish and chip van hire in Monkton
The process
Rain does not stop the fryers, because the cooking happens inside the van. It is worth thinking about cover for the queue, though. Evening events need a little planning for light: around Monkton, it stays light until about 9:15pm at midsummer, while in December the light goes at about 3:50pm.
- We start with a few details about your event.
- You get an availability check and a clear quote.
- Timings and the van’s spot are agreed in advance.
- We cook to order on the day for your guests.
- We serve from the hatch, then leave the pitch tidy.
Preparing for the day
- Tell us when you want to eat
- Get permission for the van from the venue
- Clear the route for the van
How to get a price
We quote for each event separately, so the price fits what you actually need. To ask for one, use our quote form.
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How our fish and chip van hire works in Monkton
Because the cooking is in the van, the weather does not stop us. It’s a dependable choice for events in any season. Typical bookings include gatherings after a funeral and community events and fairs, serving cod and chips, pie and chips and curry sauce.
In a small place like Monkton, the van often parks on a farm track, a field or a drive. Tell us about narrow lanes or long drives and we will plan for them, and firm, dry ground is the key. We serve from the hatch, so every portion is hot, and the queue keeps moving.
Perfect for your event in Monkton
A fish and chip van suits almost any crowd, from children to grandparents. The queue at the hatch gets people talking.
We’re booked for all kinds of occasions in Monkton and nearby. Some of the most common are:
- Evening wedding food
- Gatherings after a funeral
- Christmas parties
- Summer garden parties
If you’re gathering after a service at a church like Church of Saint Mary Magdalene, a nearby hall car park or drive suits the van.
Before booking anyone
- A clear list of what’s included
- The minimum number of meals or minimum spend
- What the van needs: space, access, power
- Whether VAT is included
Looking after everyone
Good planning keeps every guest safe and happy. Here’s how:
- Let us know if anyone has coeliac disease
- Plan bins near the queue
- Ask about allergies on your invitation or sign-up form
- Fewer choices mean faster service
On the day, you shouldn’t have to think about the food. We park, set up, fry and serve, and keep in touch with you about timings.
Tables or benches nearby help people eat comfortably.
Space, access and the venue
A good parking spot makes the whole thing easier. We need:
- A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn
- A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates
- Space for people to queue at the hatch
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise.
On the menu in Monkton
- Cod and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Gravy
- Curry sauce
- Sausage and chips
- Mushy peas
- Pie and chips
- Chips
Questions from Monkton
Do you come out to small places like Monkton?
No, we come to small places too. Let us know about access and parking.
Can you serve near the sea around Monkton?
Yes. Wind does not affect the fryers, but plan a sheltered spot for the queue.
What if we only have street parking?
That depends on local parking rules. A drive, car park or yard is normally easier; if it has to be the street, check with the council.
Do you take everything away?
The pitch is left as we found it. Bins for guests are worth planning.
What can guests choose from?
The classics: cod or haddock and chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Our menu has the details.
How much is fish and chip van hire?
It depends on numbers, the menu, how long we serve and travel. Send us the details for a quote.
What do we need to supply?
Tell us what’s available at the site when you enquire, and we will confirm what we need.
How soon do we need to book?
Early, particularly for summer Saturdays and Christmas party Fridays. Even at short notice, it’s worth asking.
Towns and villages near Monkton
Other occasions in Monkton
A fish and chip van in Monkton: local details
Monkton is about 5 miles south-west of Margate, in Kent. We cover Monkton as standard, so all we need is your date, a parking spot and a time to serve. Monkton is one of 922 places in Kent where we bring the van. Our nearest city page is Canterbury, about 10 miles away.
For a fundraiser at a school like Monkton Church of England Primary School, the van can trade from a pitch agreed with the school. Among the historic houses close to Monkton are Quex Park (2.6 miles north-east). If your event is at a historic house or estate, check its rules on vehicles and caterers early. Monkton is within about 6 miles of the sea, and fish and chips always feels right near the sea. On windy days, we plan a sheltered side for the queue.
Here we cover the CT12 postcode area. Your event could be at a house on Monkton Street, Collards Close and Seamark Close or the roads around them, wherever the van can park. Other places close to Monkton we cover include Hoo (1 mile east), St Nicholas at Wade (1 mile north-west), Sarre (2 miles west), East Stourmouth (2 miles south-west) and Westmarsh (2 miles south). Larger places within reach include Canterbury (10 miles south-west), Margate (5 miles north-east), Dover (14 miles south), Ramsgate (6 miles east), Broadstairs (7 miles east) and Whitstable (11 miles west).
Nearby you will also find Powell-Cotton Museum (2.4 miles north-east) and Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother Hospital (5.5 miles north-east). Open spaces near Monkton include Sandwich and Pegwell Bay.
About the food
Sausage and chips
Sausage and chips is the go-to for anyone who is not a fish fan, especially with curry sauce.
Curry sauce
The chip shop’s own curry sauce is mild and a little sweet, perfect with chips or a sausage.
Planners, venues and businesses
Having the party at home? Send a picture of where the van would park, and we will tell you honestly whether it works.
If you are planning an event on someone’s behalf, such as a wedding planner, an office manager or a fête committee, we’ll work directly with you and the venue. It keeps things simple.
Should I sort the food myself?
If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For anything more than a handful of people, a van is normally the easier option.
For a small group, making your own food can work. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and nobody has to miss the event.
Prices and what affects them
We will give you a clear quote. What affects it most:
- Whether a minimum applies
- The date and time of year
- How many people are eating
- Service time
Comparing vans? Look at what each quote includes: hours, menu, travel, minimum charge and VAT. Our quotes spell it all out.
What we need to know
Good planning starts with a few facts. Please include:
- Your date and serving time
- Rough numbers for adults and children
- Allergies and diets you know about
- A photo of the space and the way in
It’s easy to get a price: tell us the date, place, numbers and serving time. We will come back with a clear quote.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch