Fish and chip van hire, fried fresh at your event · London and the South East
Battered fish and chips with a lemon wedge in a takeaway tray

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Fish and Chip Van Hire in Russell's Green

We bring a fish and chip van across Russell's Green and East Sussex, cooking to order on site and serving from the hatch.

  • Work Christmas parties
  • Staff thank-you lunches
  • Wakes and celebrations of life

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Planning an event in Russell's Green?

Fish and chip van hire in Russell's Green, cooked to order

A fish and chip van works almost anywhere the van can park: a driveway, a car park, a yard or a firm field. Whether it is big birthdays and weddings and evening receptions, we’ll put together a menu of curry sauce, sausage and chips and gravy.

Somewhere as small as Russell's Green, a field, yard or drive is frequently the spot. Tell us about narrow lanes or long drives and we will plan for them, and firm ground matters more than anything. You’ll know what’s included before booking: serving times, the menu and anything else agreed, with no surprises on the day.

Battered fish and chips with a pot of curry sauce
Where
Russell's Green (TN33)
County
East Sussex
On the menu
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
Extras
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Quotes
Ask us for a quote
Updated
24 October 2026

What comes out of the fryer

Pie and chips

A pie and chips is proper comfort food, and it’s especially welcome on a cold day.

Gravy

Chips and gravy is a favourite in the north and the Midlands, and it goes perfectly with a pie.

Questions from Russell's Green

Can the van park in Highwoods?

Only if the landowner, usually the council, allows it. Ask them first, and tell us what they say.

What’s the nearest station to Russell's Green?

The closest is Cooden Beach station, roughly 2.9 miles away.

Do you do anything other than fish?

Sausage and chips and pie and chips are on the menu. Tell us about other diets and we’ll be honest about what’s possible.

Can you serve children?

Of course. Sausage and chips is a favourite with children. Tell us how many are coming.

Do you come to Russell's Green?

Yes. We cover London and the South East, and Russell's Green is within our area. To check your date, use our quote form.

Can coeliacs eat the battered fish?

Standard batter is made with wheat flour, so battered fish contains gluten. Let us know about coeliac guests in advance, and we’ll be straight with you about what’s possible.

Where do you take the van?

London and South East England: Kent, Surrey, East and West Sussex, Hampshire, Berkshire, Bucks, Oxfordshire and the Isle of Wight.

How much is fish and chip van hire?

Every booking is quoted individually, so the price fits what you need. Tell us your date and rough numbers for a clear quote.

Who books fish and chip van hire in Russell's Green?

It is familiar, so nobody has to guess what they’re getting.

Here are some of the occasions we serve:

  • Milestone birthday parties
  • Community events and fairs
  • Summer garden parties
  • Visits to care homes and day centres

For a christening or celebration after a service at a church such as The Parish Church of St Mary, the van can serve at a hall or home nearby.

What to look for in a quote

  • How allergens are handled
  • How long service runs, and what happens if you overrun
  • What the van needs: space, access, power
  • The cancellation terms

How to compare vans

Why fried-to-order beats a buffet

A plated meal needs a kitchen, more staff and typically costs more per head. A van needs only a level spot and permission to park. Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, plus travel and access. Every booking gets its own quote.

What you get with us

  • Classic food your guests already know
  • We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
  • Fried fresh, not kept warm
  • We cover Russell's Green and the whole of East Sussex

Read our pricing and the cost guide.

Allergies and dietary needs

We take allergies seriously. Help us by following these steps:

  • Mention any vegetarian or vegan guests
  • Arrange an alternative for anyone we can’t cater for
  • Tell us about coeliac guests specifically
  • Fewer choices mean faster service

Fish and chips is at its best fresh from the fryer, so we fry to order as the queue moves.

A chalkboard by the hatch with the menu keeps the queue moving.

What happens on the day

The van turns up at the agreed time, parks where we agreed. When the fryers are up to heat, service starts at the time you asked for. By late September, sunset in Russell's Green is around 7:00pm, and at Christmas it comes at about 3:55pm. For anything after that, plan lights for the queue.

  1. Contact us with the basics: when, where and roughly how many.
  2. A picture of the parking spot helps us check the van will fit.
  3. A week or so before, we confirm timings and numbers.
  4. The van rolls up, the hatch opens and the fryers get going for your guests.
  5. Last portion served, we tidy up and head off.

Preparing for the day

  • Plan where the queue will stand
  • Clear the route for the van
  • Confirm numbers and dietary needs before the day

Get a quote

Getting a quote is simple: share your date, address, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat. We’ll send a clear quote that says what’s included.

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How we price a fish and chip van

Here’s what makes the biggest difference to the price:

  • Service time
  • The day of the week
  • Cod, haddock or both
  • Travel, tolls and road charges

A chip van frequently compares well with a plated meal, because it needs no kitchen and no crockery hire. Ask us for a quote.

What we need to know

We can quote more accurately with a few details. Here’s what to include:

  • Your date and serving time
  • Allergies and diets you know about
  • A picture of where the van would go
  • The address or venue name

We only need a few details to quote: the date, where the van would park, roughly how many people and when you’d like to eat. To send them, use our quote form.

For planners, venues and organisers

If you’re planning an event on someone’s behalf, whether you’re a planner, a facilities manager or an organiser, we are happy to deal with you and the venue directly. It saves passing messages back and forth.

For larger numbers, tell us how long you have for food, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Staggering groups helps a lot.

Space, access and the venue

If a spot isn’t suitable, we will tell you. What matters most:

  • A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn
  • A route in without tight gates or low branches
  • Light near the van and the queue for evening service

If you are unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think before booking.

On the menu in Russell's Green

  • Mushy peas
  • Sausage and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Chips
  • Curry sauce
  • Cod and chips
  • Gravy
  • Haddock and chips

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Russell's Green: venues, parking and local tips

Russell's Green is about 3 miles north-west of Bexhill-on-Sea, in East Sussex. Anywhere in TN33, we can fry fresh for your guests. Russell's Green is one of 289 places in East Sussex we cover. Our bookings stretch from Russell's Green to Brighton (about 24 miles away).

If guests are travelling by rail, Cooden Beach station is about 2.9 miles away. A green space like Highwoods is tempting, but a catering van there needs the landowner’s say-so, generally the council’s.

We serve events across TN33 and the streets around it. Neighbouring places where we serve events include Hooe Common (1 mile south-west), Ninfield (1 mile north), Lunsford's Cross (1 mile east), Watermill (2 miles east) and Catsfield (2 miles north-east). Further out, we also take the van to Eastbourne (8 miles south-west), Hastings (6 miles east), Bexhill-on-Sea (3 miles south-east), Seaford (15 miles south-west), Hailsham (7 miles west) and St Leonards (6 miles east).

Well-known places in the area include Herstmonceux Castle (3.4 miles west) and Bexhill Hospital (3.1 miles south-east). Within reach you’ll find Gillham Wood and Senlac Hill.

  • Nearby schools include Bexhill High Academy (2.2 miles south-east)
  • Pubs nearby include The Red Lion Inn (0.7 miles south-west)
Map of Russell's Green © OpenStreetMap contributors
  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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