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Fish and Chip Van Hire for Teynham Street events

Hot, crisp and cooked while you wait: a fish and chip van in Teynham Street and the surrounding area.

  • Village fêtes and school fairs
  • Summer garden parties
  • Company team days

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Fish and chip van hire in Teynham Street

Fish and chip van hire for your event in Teynham Street

The menu is short and classic: fish and chips, sausages and pies, plus the sides everyone expects. A short menu keeps the food fresh and the queue moving. Popular choices include mushy peas, cod and chips and curry sauce, and we are frequently booked for community events and fairs and birthday celebrations.

Somewhere like Teynham Street, a yard or firm field frequently works. Mention gates and soft ground when you contact us. Everything is fried fresh at your event, not cooked earlier and kept warm, and handed over as soon as it’s ready.

A pale blue vintage-style food van decorated with bunting
Where
Teynham Street (ME9)
Region
Kent
On the menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quotes
Quoted for your event
Updated
24 October 2026

The menu, dish by dish

Curry sauce

Some people will not eat chips without curry sauce and it is on the menu.

Cod and chips

Cod and chips is the meal most people picture when they think of a chip shop. Fried to order in the van, it goes out hot and crisp.

Why fried-to-order beats a buffet

Cold buffets are easy but forgettable, and there is nothing warming on a chilly day. Fish and chips is fried to order and served hot. Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, along with distance and access to the site. We quote for each booking individually.

Why Teynham Street hosts choose us

  • Everything cooked to order at your event
  • Cod, haddock, sausages and pies
  • Rain does not stop the fryers
  • Served hot, straight from the hatch

See our prices page or our guide to van hire costs.

For planners, venues and organisers

For larger numbers, tell us how long you have for food, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Staggering groups helps a lot.

If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. Ask the council or landowner early.

Prices and what affects them

Each booking is quoted on its own, and the price depends on a few things:

  • The length of service
  • The day of the week
  • Your choice of menu
  • Travel, tolls and road charges

Most vans have a minimum charge, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. We’ll tell you up front.

Getting an accurate quote

When you get in touch, it helps to tell us:

  • The spot you have in mind for the van
  • Rough numbers for adults and children
  • Allergies and diets you know about
  • The address or venue name

The quickest way to a quote is to fill in our quote form. Tell us about your event in Teynham Street, and we’ll check the date and send a price.

Fish and chip van hire around Teynham Street

Teynham Street is about 3 miles north-west of Faversham, in Kent. For events in Teynham Street, we can park on a drive, a car park, a yard or firm, dry grass in and around Teynham Street. Teynham Street is one of 922 towns and villages in Kent we cover. We serve events right across the region, from Teynham Street to Canterbury (about 12 miles away).

For anyone arriving by rail, Teynham station, about 0.8 miles south-west, is the nearest station. For a christening or celebration after a service at a church such as Church of St Mary, the van can serve at a hall or home nearby.

This part of Kent takes in ME9, and we can serve your event anywhere in it. From Teynham Street, Marsh Lane and Conyer Road or a nearby road, we’ll bring the van to you. Close by, we cover events in Deerton Street (1 mile south), Conyer (1 mile north-west), Teynham (1 mile south-west), Norton Ash (1 mile south) and Lewson Street (2 miles south). We also serve nearby towns such as Maidstone (14 miles west), Ashford (14 miles south), Canterbury (12 miles east), Sittingbourne (4 miles west), Whitstable (9 miles east) and Faversham (3 miles south-east).

A little further out are Dolphin Sailing Barge Museum (3.4 miles west) and Castle Rough (3.3 miles north-west).

Map of Teynham Street © OpenStreetMap contributors

Common questions in Teynham Street

How far is Teynham Street from London?

About 41 miles from central London, and well within our area.

Is Teynham Street too small for a chip van?

No, we come to small places too. Let us know about access and parking.

How far ahead should we book?

Early, particularly for summer Saturdays and Christmas party Fridays. Ask about your date even if it is soon.

Do you bring everything you need?

Everything is cooked in the van. Let us know what’s available at the site.

What food do you serve?

Fish and chips, of course, plus sausage or pie and chips. Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy go on the side.

What if the weather’s bad?

The weather does not stop the van, because the cooking happens inside. Very soft ground can be a problem, so plan a back-up spot on a hard surface.

When do you arrive?

It depends on numbers and the service time. We confirm all the timings beforehand.

What happens when we hire the van?

We arrive with the van, fry everything to order, and serve at the time you want.

Where the van can park in Teynham Street

Plenty of places work for the van, but there are a few things to check:

  • Somewhere close to where people will eat
  • Lighting nearby for evening events
  • Permission from the venue or landowner for the van

If you are unsure, send a picture of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think.

What we serve

  • Chips
  • Curry sauce
  • Mushy peas
  • Haddock and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Gravy
  • Pie and chips

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Looking after everyone

With a bit of planning, dietary needs are easier to handle. A few tips:

  • Tell us about coeliac guests specifically
  • Keep the menu short to keep the queue moving
  • Arrange an alternative for anyone we cannot cater for
  • Let us know numbers for vegetarians and vegans

Fish and chips is best eaten right away, so we fry to order as the queue moves.

Tell people when the van opens.

Takeaway run or book a van?

Some hosts try a takeaway order. The problem is timing: big orders take a long time, and the food is cooling while it travels. A van cooks in front of your guests instead.

Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For anything more than a handful of people, a van is usually the easier option.

How it works

Setting up takes a little while, because the oil has to come up to temperature, so we always arrive well ahead of your serving time. Around midsummer it stays light in Teynham Street until about 9:15pm; by late September sunset is nearer 7:00pm, so summer evening events are typically served in daylight. For winter events, when it’s dark by about 3:50pm, the van and the queue need lighting.

  1. First, you send us your date, address, numbers and serving time.
  2. We check availability and access and send a clear quote.
  3. On the day, we park on the agreed spot and set up.
  4. Everything is fried fresh and handed over from the hatch.
  5. When service is finished, we pack up and leave the pitch tidy.

Getting ready for the day

  • Let us know who to talk to on the day
  • Check the venue or landowner is happy for the van to park
  • Have a level parking spot ready

Get a quote

Thinking about a fish and chip van for your event in Teynham Street? Tell us what you have in mind and we’ll come back with a quote. Just fill in our quote form.

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Related guides

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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