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Fish and Chip Van Hire for Tyburn events
We bring a fish and chip van across Tyburn and Greater London, cooking to order on site and serving from the hatch.
- Weddings, especially the evening
- Care home visits
- Wakes and celebrations of life
Book the van in Tyburn
Fish and chip van hire in Tyburn, fried fresh
Keep it simple, or plan every detail: a van that serves as people arrive, or service at a set time. We will recommend what fits. Typical bookings include village fêtes and school fairs and care home visits, serving gravy, cod and chips and curry sauce.
In a London neighbourhood like Tyburn, the van normally parks on a drive, in a car park or yard, or on a street with the right permission. Parking is the main thing to plan, so tell us about driveways, parking bays or a council suspension when you ask for a quote. Everything we need comes with the van, and we pack up and leave the spot as we found it.
- Area
- Tyburn (W1H, W1U, W1K)
- Region
- Greater London
- Menu
- Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
- Sides
- Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
- Quote
- Quoted for your event
- Updated
- 24 October 2026
DIY versus a fish and chip van
Weighing up a takeaway order against booking a van? Consider your numbers and how fresh you want it. Ask us for a quote and compare.
Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. With a fish and chip van, you get hot food without the work.
Looking after everyone
A little planning makes sure everyone is looked after. Try these:
- Tell us about coeliac guests specifically
- Put allergy details in writing
- Put bins and napkins by the van
- A short menu helps everyone
You shouldn’t have to worry about the food on the day. We arrive in good time, set up, cook and serve, and keep in touch with you about timings.
A chalkboard by the hatch with the menu keeps the queue moving.
Prices and what affects them
The price comes down to a few factors:
- The date and time of year
- Access and parking
- Service time
- Cod, haddock or both
Comparing vans? Look at what each quote includes: hours, menu, travel, minimum charge and VAT. We set ours out clearly.
What to tell us
These details help us quote quickly:
- Any dietary needs and allergies
- The spot you have in mind for the van
- How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
- Expected numbers
Planning a fish and chip van in Tyburn? Tell us what you have in mind and we’ll come back with a quote. Just send us your details through our quote form.
Organising for someone else?
For big groups, the service window matters, so we can plan service to match. Staggering groups helps a lot.
Booking for a company? Tell us what your finance team needs, and we’ll explain how it works. We’re happy to liaise with facilities on parking and timings.
Is a fish and chip van right for your event?
A cold buffet is simple, but food sits out, and nothing’s hot on a cool evening. A chip van cooks to order and serves hot. If you have a budget in mind, tell us, and we will suggest how to make it work. A short menu is often the best value.
Why book with us
- Hot food handed straight over
- Rain does not stop the fryers
- Events in Tyburn and across Greater London
- Cod, haddock, sausages and pies
Take a look at our prices page and our guide to van hire costs.
About the food
Sausage and chips
For anyone who does not fancy fish, there is sausage and chips, and it’s a favourite with children.
Curry sauce
Some people will not eat chips without curry sauce, so we bring it along.
A fish and chip van in Tyburn: local details
Tyburn is about 1 mile west of City of Westminster, in Greater London. People in Tyburn book us for all sorts of reasons, but the plan is always the same: a level spot for the van, a time to eat and food fried to order. Tyburn is one of 764 towns and villages in Greater London we cover.
For a christening or celebration after a service at a church such as Church of the Annunciation, the van can serve at a hall or home nearby. Thinking of using Hyde Park? Parks typically need the owner’s permission, frequently the council’s, before a catering van can park or trade.
We cover events in every part of W1H, W1U and W1K and the streets around it. Streets in the area include Sussex Square, Oxford Square and Bayswater Road, and the van can serve an event on any of them with a suitable parking spot. You will find Tyburn on the A4209, which makes the journey straightforward. Close by, we cover events in Connaught Village (1 mile north-west), Hyde Park Estate (1 mile north-west), Paddington (1 mile north-west), City of Westminster (1 mile east) and Paddington Green (1 mile north-west). Further out, we also take the van to London (3 miles east), Shoreditch (4 miles east), Walthamstow (8 miles north-east), Hoxton (4 miles north-east), Whitechapel (4 miles east) and Hampstead (3 miles north).
Other landmarks nearby include Fortius Clinic (0.5 miles north-east) and Montfichet's Tower (2.7 miles east). Green spaces nearby include Greville Place nature reserve and Campden Hill.
- Schools near Tyburn include International Community School (under half a mile north-west) and Ark King Solomon Academy (0.7 miles north)
- Nearby, you will find Duke Of Kendal pub (under half a mile north-west)
- Other local spots include Royal Society of Medicine Library (0.8 miles east) and Westminster St James (1.2 miles east)
How the day works
We arrive on time, parks where we agreed. Once the oil is hot, the first portions go out at the time you asked for. Evenings in Tyburn stay light until about 9:20pm in June, but by late September sunset is around 7:05pm; after dark, the queue and the path to the van need good lighting.
- First, tell us about your event.
- We check the date and where the van will park, then send a quote.
- We agree timings, access and the parking spot.
- We cook to order on the day for your guests.
- We serve from the hatch, then leave the pitch tidy.
Before we arrive
- Name one person we can call on the day
- Check the way in for low branches, cables and narrow gates
- Confirm numbers and dietary needs before the day
Get a quote
Most quotes start with a few simple details: the date, where the van would park, roughly how many people and when you’d like to eat. To send them, fill in our quote form.
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What the van needs
Most drives, car parks, yards and firm lawns can take the van, but there are a few things to check:
- Somewhere close to where people will eat
- A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn
- A clear area by the serving hatch
As a London location, Tyburn is inside the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking takes planning: tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council parking suspension.
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise.
What we serve
- Cod and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Pie and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Chips
- Mushy peas
- Curry sauce
- Gravy
Nearby places to Tyburn
Other occasions in Tyburn
Your questions about a fish and chip van in Tyburn
Can the van park in Hyde Park?
Only with permission from the park’s owner, generally the council. Ask them first.
What’s the nearest station to Tyburn?
London Paddington station, about 0.6 miles north-west of the centre.
Who clears up?
We take the van and everything with it, and leave the spot tidy. It helps to have bins near the hatch.
Do you have a kids’ option?
Yes. Children typically love sausage and chips. Tell us how many are coming.
What areas do you cover?
London and South East England: Kent, Surrey, East and West Sussex, Hampshire, Berkshire, Bucks, Oxfordshire and the Isle of Wight.
What’s on the menu?
Proper fish and chips, plus sausage or pie and chips. Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy go on the side.
Is the food cooked at the event?
Yes. We cook inside the van, so food is cooked there and then, not cooked earlier and kept warm.
Can you feed a lot of people?
That depends on how many and how quickly. Staggering groups and keeping the menu short both help.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch