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Funeral and wake catering in Colliers Green, Kent
Funeral and wake catering in Colliers Green: cod, haddock and chips fried to order, then handed over hot from the hatch at the time you choose.
- Scattering of ashes gatherings
- A wake at the family home
- Family meals after the service
Book the van in Colliers Green
Before you choose a spot
A fish and chip van is a vehicle, so the spot matters, and a little planning goes a long way. These are the things we check:
- Light near the van and the queue for evening service
- Space for people to queue at the hatch
- Flat, firm ground for the van
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise.
On the menu in Colliers Green
- Cod and chips
- Mushy peas
- Gravy
- Sausage and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Pie and chips
About our funeral and wake catering in Colliers Green
A wake needs warm, simple food. For many families, fish and chips is exactly that. We are often asked to cater wakes at church halls and clubs and wakes at venues, with cod and chips, haddock and chips and mushy peas.
For a wake near Colliers Green, a farmhouse or village hall frequently works well. Food is served straight from the hatch, so every portion is hot, and service is quick once we are up and running.
Why choose funeral and wake catering in Colliers Green?
It can be a fitting tribute.
In Colliers Green and nearby, the van turns up at all sorts of events. Popular bookings include:
- A tribute meal
- Celebrations of life
- Pub wakes
- Village hall wakes
Relatives arriving by train should know that the nearest station is Marden station, about 3.9 miles north.
Before booking anyone
- What the price includes, item by item
- The van’s size and access needs
- When final numbers are due
- Allergen information for each item
Allergies and dietary needs
Allergies are taken seriously. Help us by following these steps:
- Allow for the service running over
- Choose a friend to be our contact
- Ask the venue about the van
- Ask your funeral director to help estimate numbers
Allow time for travel from the service, crematorium or burial ground.
A favourite cake can be a lovely touch.
Why fried-to-order beats a buffet
A pub or venue may cater a wake themselves. A van works at home or at a hall. The cost per head generally falls as numbers rise, since the van and set-up are much the same for any size. Tell us your numbers for an accurate price.
Why book our van in Colliers Green
- Fish and chips fried fresh on site
- We cover Colliers Green and the whole of Kent
- Served hot, straight from the hatch
- Classic food your guests already know
Take a look at our prices page or our guide to van hire costs.
Questions from Colliers Green
What’s the nearest station to Colliers Green?
Marden station, about 3.9 miles north of the centre.
Do you come to venues in the High Weald National Landscape?
Yes, though some venues in protected landscapes have extra rules for vehicles; ask your venue. We’ll follow the site rules.
Where can the van park?
Less than you might think: a hard surface or firm, dry grass, that the van can reach easily. Send us a photo if you’re not sure.
Is grass a problem?
Frequently, if the ground is firm and dry. Soft, wet ground can trap any vehicle, so plan a back-up spot.
Can coeliacs eat the battered fish?
Standard batter is made with wheat flour, so battered fish contains gluten. Tell us about coeliac guests when you enquire, and we’ll be straight with you about what’s possible.
What areas do you cover?
We cover London and the South East, including Kent. See all areas.
Can someone else arrange it?
Of course. We can work with whoever is helping you.
What happens if it rains?
Rain doesn’t stop the fryers: the cooking is inside the van. It’s worth planning some cover for the queue.
Should I sort the food myself?
Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. Ask us for a quote and compare.
For a small group, making your own food can work. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and nobody has to miss the wake.
Arranging a wake in Colliers Green
Colliers Green is about 7 miles south-east of Paddock Wood, in Kent. Around Colliers Green, we park wherever there is level, firm ground. Colliers Green is one of 922 towns and villages in Kent we cover. Our nearest city page is Canterbury, about 27 miles away.
Colliers Green is within about 2 miles of the High Weald National Landscape, and rural venues there may have narrow lanes, so tell us about access.
Anywhere in TN17, we can bring the van to you, from busy streets to quiet lanes. Other places close to Colliers Green we cover include Flishinghurst (1 mile south), Horden (1 mile north), Wilsley Green (2 miles south-east), Wilsley Pound (2 miles south-east) and Cranbrook Common (2 miles east). We also serve nearby towns such as Maidstone (10 miles north), Ashford (15 miles east), Royal Tunbridge Wells (11 miles west), Tonbridge (12 miles north-west), Kings Hill (11 miles north-west) and Foley Park (11 miles north).
Other landmarks nearby include Sissinghurst Castle (3 miles east) and Benenden Hospital (5.1 miles south-east).
- Local schools include High Weald Academy (1.6 miles south-east)
How it works
There is very little for you to do on the day: show us the spot, tell us when to start, and enjoy your wake. We handle the cooking and serving. Late-December sunset in Colliers Green is about 3:55pm, so for an afternoon wake, light near the van and the door helps. In summer, there’s daylight until about 9:15pm.
- Send us your date, numbers and address.
- We check the route in and send a price.
- We arrive early to park and heat the fryers.
- Everything is fried to order as the queue moves.
- Service is straight from the hatch, then we pack up.
Getting ready for the day
- Choose a level, firm spot for the van
- Share the timings for the day
- Give us your final numbers and allergies
Get a quote
Each quote is put together for your wake. Give us your date first, and we will confirm whether we’re available that day.
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Food your guests will love
Haddock and chips
Haddock is a little sweeter than cod, with a finer, firmer flake. It’s the traditional favourite in Scotland and much of the north.
Curry sauce
The chip shop’s own curry sauce is mild and a little sweet, great with chips and sausages.
How we price fish and chips for the wake
Two events with the same numbers can cost different amounts, because of:
- How easy the site is to reach
- How long we serve
- Any minimum charge
- Numbers
When you compare quotes, check what each one includes: hours, menu, travel, minimum charge and VAT. We set ours out clearly.
What we need to know
You do not need every detail fixed to get a quote, but it helps to know:
- The date and time of the event
- A picture of the space and the way in
- Where the van would park
- Dietary needs, with numbers
Planning fish and chips for the wake in Colliers Green? Send us the details and we will come back with a quote. To get in touch, use our quote form.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch