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Funeral and wake catering in Crampmoor, Hampshire
Looking for fish and chips for the wake in Crampmoor? We bring the van to you and fry fresh while your guests queue at the hatch.
- Wakes at venues
- Gatherings after the committal
- Memorial gatherings
A chip van near Crampmoor
About our funeral and wake catering in Crampmoor
Someone else can make the booking for you, so you have one less thing to do. Popular choices include pie and chips, mushy peas and haddock and chips, and we’re regularly asked to cater gatherings at home after a funeral and life celebrations.
In rural Crampmoor, home or the hall is usual. We keep the menu short: fewer choices means fresher food and shorter queues.
Allergies and dietary needs
A little planning helps everyone eat safely. A few tips:
- Plan seating for older guests
- Plan for a few extra people
- Ask a friend to run a tea table
- Let someone else talk to us on the day
Afterwards, we leave quietly.
Napkins and bins near the van keep things tidy.
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What the van needs
Plenty of places work for the van, but there are a few things to check:
- Permission from the venue or landowner for the van
- A spot near your guests
- A route in without tight gates or low branches
If you’re unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think before booking.
On the menu in Crampmoor
- Cod and chips
- Pie and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Gravy
- Haddock and chips
- Mushy peas
How the day works
We need time before service to bring the fryers up to heat, so we are there in good time before you want to eat. In summer, a wake in Crampmoor has light until about 9:25pm, while winter afternoons darken by about 4:00pm, so plan lighting near the door.
- We start with a few details about your wake.
- You get an availability check and a clear quote.
- We agree timings, access and the parking spot.
- We cook to order on the day for family and friends.
- Everything goes out hot from the hatch, and we pack up afterwards.
Getting ready for the day
- Think about a gazebo by the van in case of rain
- Confirm numbers and dietary needs before the day
- Ensure the van can get in
Getting a price
Tell us your date, venue or postcode and roughly how many people, along with your serving time, and we will reply with a quote. To get started, fill in our quote form.
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Takeaway run or book a van?
Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Consider your numbers and how fresh you want it. Ask us for a quote and compare.
You could do a chip-shop run for everyone yourself, but it rarely works for a crowd. Long waits and a drive home mean food arrives lukewarm and soggy. With a van, it’s fried on the spot.
What a fish and chip van costs
Your quote will be clear. The main things that affect it are:
- Travel, tolls and road charges
- Access and parking
- The menu and how many choices
- The day of the week
Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, plus travel and access. Every booking gets its own quote.
What to tell us
We can quote more accurately with a few details. Here’s what to include:
- A picture of where the van would go
- Dietary needs, with numbers
- The date and when you’d like to eat
- Roughly how many people, including children
To get a price, use our quote form. Tell us about your wake in Crampmoor, and we will come back with availability and a quote.
A closer look at the menu
Mushy peas
Mushy peas are a must for plenty of fish and chip fans, and they’re on the menu.
Haddock and chips
Haddock has a slightly sweeter flavour and a firmer flake. It is the traditional favourite in Scotland and much of the north.
Perfect for your wake in Crampmoor
It suits all ages, from children to older relatives.
Whatever the occasion in Crampmoor, fish and chips from the hatch goes down well. We are frequently booked for:
- Small family memorials
- Family gatherings after a burial or cremation
- Wakes at church halls and clubs
- A wake at the family home
Families holding a service at St Swithun's Church frequently gather afterwards at a nearby hall, where the van can park.
Comparing caterers
- When final numbers are due
- What they can offer for dietary needs
- Whether travel is included
- What happens if plans change
Crampmoor: halls, homes and travel
Crampmoor is about 1 mile north-east of Romsey, in Hampshire. Crampmoor is well within our area, so all we need is your date, a parking spot and a time to serve. Crampmoor is one of 683 towns and villages in Hampshire where we bring the van. Our bookings stretch from Crampmoor to Southampton (about 6 miles away).
For family travelling by train, the closest railway station is Romsey station, roughly 1.8 miles south-west of the centre. A club or hall near Crampmoor gives space for everyone and parking for the van.
We take the van to wakes all over SO51. Local streets include The Straight Mile and Crampmoor Lane; a wake on any of them works well with a drive or nearby car park. Close by, we cover wakes in Gosport (1 mile east), Ampfield (1 mile east), Abbotswood (1 mile west), Braishfield (1 mile north) and Knapp (2 miles north-east). We also serve nearby towns such as Winchester (7 miles north-east), Eastleigh (5 miles south-east), Fareham (15 miles south-east), Andover (14 miles north), Totton (6 miles south) and Chandler's Ford (3 miles south-east).
Well-known places in the area include Romsey Extra (2.7 miles south-west) and Romsey Community Hospital (1.4 miles south-west). Open spaces near Crampmoor include Emer Bog and Baddesley Common.
- Schools near Crampmoor include The Mountbatten School (1.5 miles south-west)
- Pubs nearby include Hunters Inn Public House (0.8 miles south-west)
Common questions in Crampmoor
Is Crampmoor close to London?
About 68 miles from central London, and well within our area.
Which station is closest to Crampmoor?
The closest is Romsey station, roughly 1.8 miles away.
Do you fry it on site?
Yes. We cook inside the van, so it’s fried on the spot, rather than made in advance.
Is there a non-fish option?
There is: sausage and chips or pie and chips. Tell us roughly how many to expect.
What can guests choose from?
Chip-shop favourites: cod or haddock and chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. See the menu.
How much is fish and chip van hire?
We quote for each booking, based on your numbers and timings. Give us your date, numbers and serving time for a clear quote.
Do you serve wakes at home?
Yes, with a suitable spot for the van.
What do we need to supply?
Somewhere suitable to park, with permission. Mention any power or water available and we’ll confirm the rest.
Is a fish and chip van right for your wake?
Compared with a buffet, a van gives everyone a hot meal, and there’s less waste when numbers are uncertain. Comparing vans? Look at what each quote includes: hours, menu, travel, minimum charge and VAT. We set ours out clearly.
Why book our van in Crampmoor
- No surprises in your quote
- Fried fresh, not kept warm
- No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
- Rain does not stop the fryers
Read our pricing and our guide to van hire costs.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch