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Party Fish and Chip Van in Crampmoor

We bring a fish and chip van for your party across Crampmoor and Hampshire, frying fresh at your venue and serving from the hatch.

  • Kids’ birthday parties
  • Garden parties and summer get-togethers
  • Big birthdays

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Fresh fish and chips in Crampmoor

Party fish and chip van in Crampmoor, cooked to order

Everything is cooked as people come up, rather than sitting on a buffet table all afternoon. Typical bookings include family parties with children and leaving parties, with mushy peas, cod and chips and haddock and chips.

Country parties near Crampmoor suit a chip van: cooked to order and eaten on the lawn. Have a firm back-up spot for wet weather. Tell us about dietary needs and allergies when you enquire, and we’ll be straight with you about what we can do.

Where
Crampmoor (SO51)
Area hub
Hampshire
From the fryer
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
Sides
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quote
Contact us for a quote
Updated
24 October 2026
Two pieces of battered fish with chips and a pot of sauce

Perfect for your party in Crampmoor

Everyone from toddlers to grandparents enjoys it, which makes it perfect for family celebrations.

Whatever brings people together, fish and chips from the hatch goes down well. We are frequently booked for:

  • Children’s parties
  • Naming days and christenings
  • Retirement celebrations
  • Reunions and family get-togethers

A christening at St Swithun's Church followed by fish and chips on the drive is a simple, popular plan.

What to look for in a quote

  • How late numbers can change
  • Whether there’s a minimum
  • The van’s size and access needs
  • A clear list of what’s included

How to compare vans

DIY versus a fish and chip van

Some hosts try a takeaway order. The problem is timing: big orders take a long time, and the food is cooling while it travels. A van solves that by cooking on site.

If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For a crowd, a van is normally simpler.

How it works

Expect a friendly, organised set-up. We agree arrival and serving times in advance, set up where we have agreed, and cook and serve without fuss. A summer party in Crampmoor stays light until about 9:25pm at midsummer, so a garden party can run well into the evening. In late September it is dark by about 7:10pm; add lights for the evening.

  1. We start with a few details about your party.
  2. We check the date and where the van will park, then send a quote.
  3. We agree timings, access and the parking spot.
  4. On the day, we park up and fry fresh for your guests.
  5. Everything goes out hot from the hatch, and we pack up afterwards.

Preparing for the day

  • Check the way in for low branches, cables and narrow gates
  • Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue
  • Let us know the serving time

Getting a price

Getting a quote is simple: share your date, address, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat. We will send a clear quote that says what’s included.

Tell us about your event

Planning help

Crampmoor: your questions answered

Can you serve after a service at St Swithun's Church?

Yes, at a nearby hall, home or venue with somewhere for the van. Churches rarely have space for a catering van, so the food is usually elsewhere. Send us the address.

Is Crampmoor too small for a chip van?

Not at all. We serve villages and hamlets as well as towns. Let us know about access and parking.

Do you do street parties?

Yes, where the council allows it. Check your council’s rules on road closures and vehicles early.

What can guests choose from?

The classics: cod or haddock and chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. See the menu.

Will the van fit on our drive?

That depends on the space and the route in. Mention anything tight, and we will tell you honestly.

When should we book for a summer party?

Weekends from May to September are busiest, so ask early.

What do children eat?

Sausage and chips, generally. Let us know numbers and ages.

Do you fry it on site?

It is. The fryers are in the van, so it’s fried on the spot, not cooked earlier and kept warm.

What a fish and chip van costs

There are no hidden charges: the price is based on:

  • How far we travel
  • The menu and how many choices
  • The day of the week
  • The length of service

Distance and any road charges make a difference, so tell us exactly where your party is.

What we need to know

A few details help us give you an accurate quote. Here’s what to include:

  • Expected numbers
  • The date and time of the event
  • A picture of the space and the way in
  • Access details such as gates and narrow lanes

Each quote is put together for your party. Start with your date, and we’ll check availability right away.

Allergies and dietary needs

We need to know about dietary needs and allergies in advance, and we’ll be straight with you about what’s possible. To make it work smoothly:

  • Send us a picture of the drive
  • Collect allergies with your RSVPs
  • Mention the van to neighbours
  • Have a back-up for special diets

With children, food about an hour in works well.

Bunting and festoon lights by the van make it part of the party.

The menu, dish by dish

Pie and chips

A pie and chips is proper comfort food, and it’s especially welcome on a cold day.

Curry sauce

Chip-shop curry sauce is a mild, slightly sweet British classic, great with chips and sausages.

Planning a party in Crampmoor

Crampmoor is about 1 mile north-east of Romsey, in Hampshire. Whether your party is in the middle of Crampmoor or on the outskirts, the service works the same way: fish and chips fried to order, served hot and quoted clearly. We serve all 683 towns and villages across Hampshire. You can also see our page for Southampton, about 6 miles away.

For party guests on the train, Romsey station is about 1.8 miles away. If your drive is too small, local halls and clubs near Crampmoor can be an alternative, as long as the van can park outside.

For parties in SO51, we just need to know where the van can park and roughly how many guests. Your party could be at a house on The Straight Mile and Crampmoor Lane or the roads around them, as long as there is somewhere for the van. Neighbouring places where we serve parties include Gosport (1 mile east), Ampfield (1 mile east), Abbotswood (1 mile west), Braishfield (1 mile north) and Knapp (2 miles north-east). Larger places within reach include Winchester (7 miles north-east), Eastleigh (5 miles south-east), Fareham (15 miles south-east), Andover (14 miles north), Totton (6 miles south) and Chandler's Ford (3 miles south-east).

A little further out are Romsey Extra (2.7 miles south-west) and Romsey Community Hospital (1.4 miles south-west). The countryside around Crampmoor includes Emer Bog and Baddesley Common.

  • Schools near Crampmoor include The Mountbatten School (1.5 miles south-west)
  • Pubs nearby include Hunters Inn Public House (0.8 miles south-west)
Map of Crampmoor © OpenStreetMap contributors

Where the van can park in Crampmoor

A good parking spot makes the whole thing easier. We look for:

  • A route in without tight gates or low branches
  • A clear area by the serving hatch
  • A spot near your guests

Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we will tell you honestly.

On the menu in Crampmoor

  • Chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Haddock and chips
  • Gravy
  • Sausage and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Curry sauce

See the full menu

Why fried-to-order beats a buffet

Ordering in for a crowd means long waits. A van fries on the spot. Got a budget? Let us know, and we will suggest a menu and timing to match. Keeping the menu short is typically the best value.

Why book with us

  • The classic sides: peas, curry sauce and gravy
  • A menu almost everyone likes
  • A clear quote before you book
  • Rain does not stop the fryers

See how we price or what a fish and chip van costs.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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