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Funeral and wake catering in Crockerhill, West Sussex
Funeral and wake catering in Crockerhill: fish and chips cooked fresh in the van, then handed over hot from the hatch.
- Wakes at church halls and clubs
- Scattering of ashes gatherings
- Wakes at venues
Funeral and wake catering in Crockerhill
About our funeral and wake catering in Crockerhill
Someone else can make the booking for you, so you have one less thing to do. For wakes at church halls and clubs and celebrations of life, we can cook gravy, haddock and chips and cod and chips for your guests.
Near Crockerhill, wakes are often at home or in the hall. Tell us about lanes and the ground. Your quote spells out what’s included: the date, the service time and the menu, with no surprises on the day.
- Where
- Crockerhill (PO18)
- Area hub
- West Sussex
- Menu
- Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
- Extras
- Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
- Quote
- Contact us for a quote
- Last updated
- 24 October 2026
How it works
We get there well before service, set up and bring the oil up to temperature. Your guests can wander over to the hatch as soon as we open. Late-December sunset in Crockerhill is about 4:00pm, so an afternoon wake in winter needs lighting near the van. In summer, there is daylight until about 9:20pm.
- You, or your funeral director, tell us the date, the place and rough numbers.
- We check the spot for the van and send a quote.
- Timings allow for the service and travel from it.
- We serve calmly from the hatch when everyone is ready.
- We pack up when everyone has eaten and leave quietly.
Before we arrive
- Clear the route for the van
- Keep space clear for guests at the hatch
- Plan a bit of cover near the hatch if rain is likely
Get a quote
Each quote is put together for your wake. Start with your date, and we will confirm whether we are available that day.
Planning help
Before you choose a spot
A good parking spot makes the whole thing easier. We look for:
- A clear area by the serving hatch
- The site’s agreement to a catering van
- A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn
Not sure about the spot? Send us a picture and we’ll tell you honestly before you book.
Popular choices
- Haddock and chips
- Gravy
- Sausage and chips
- Pie and chips
- Mushy peas
- Cod and chips
Occasions we serve in Crockerhill
It takes one job off a very long list at a difficult time.
We are booked for all kinds of occasions in Crockerhill and nearby. Popular bookings include:
- Small family memorials
- Celebrations of life
- Wakes at venues
- A wake at the family home
If relatives are coming by rail, Barnham station, about 2.7 miles south-east, is the nearest station.
Before booking anyone
- Allergen information for each item
- Whether travel is included
- The cancellation terms
- A clear list of what’s included
Wakes in Crockerhill: venues and practical details
Crockerhill is about 4 miles east of Chichester, in West Sussex. Bookings in Crockerhill come in all shapes and sizes, but it always starts the same way: somewhere to park, a time to serve and fresh frying. Crockerhill is one of 371 towns and villages in West Sussex we cover. We serve events right across the region, from Crockerhill to Brighton (24 miles away).
Families holding a service at The Parish Church of St Mary frequently gather afterwards at a nearby hall, where the van can park. Crockerhill is within about 8 miles of the South Downs National Park, and rural venues there may have narrow lanes, so tell us about access. The coast is within about 6 miles of Crockerhill.
This part of West Sussex takes in PO18, so your wake can be anywhere in it. For wakes just outside Crockerhill, we cover East Hampnett (1 mile south-west), Norton (1 mile south-east), Aldingbourne (1 mile south), Nyton (1 mile south-east) and Westergate (2 miles south-east). Within a short drive, we also cover Worthing (13 miles east), Bognor Regis (4 miles south), Chichester (4 miles west), Selsey (9 miles south-west), Littlehampton (7 miles south-east) and Emsworth (11 miles west).
Well-known places in the area include Tote Copse Castle (1.4 miles south) and Chichester Centre (3.7 miles west). Open spaces near Crockerhill include Levin Down.
- Nearby schools include Ormiston Six Villages Academy (1.5 miles south-east)
- Local pubs include The Winterton Arms Public House (less than half a mile west)
Looking after everyone
Tell us about dietary needs and allergies early, and we will tell you honestly what we can offer. To get it right:
- Allow a little extra
- Name a contact for the day who is not close family
- Build in time for delays
- Arrange tea and coffee separately
A friend or the funeral director can be our contact.
Somewhere quiet to sit helps some guests.
Takeaway run or book a van?
If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For a crowd, a van is usually simpler.
Weighing up a takeaway order against booking a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. We’re happy to send a quote so you can compare.
Is a fish and chip van right for your wake?
Making food yourself for a wake is a lot to take on. A van takes that off your hands. If you have a budget in mind, tell us, and we will suggest a menu and timing to match. A short menu is often the best value.
Why book our van in Crockerhill
- All the chip-shop extras
- Rain does not stop the fryers
- No kitchen needed
- Cod, haddock, sausages and pies
Your questions about fish and chips for the wake in Crockerhill
Can you serve near the sea around Crockerhill?
Yes, of course. The cooking is inside the van, so wind doesn’t affect it, but the queue will want shelter.
Is Crockerhill close to London?
About 51 miles from central London, and we cover it as standard.
How do we estimate numbers?
A rough estimate is enough to start. Funeral directors can advise from experience.
How quickly can you come?
Contact us as soon as you can. We’ll let you know quickly.
What can guests choose from?
Chip-shop favourites: cod or haddock and chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Our menu has the details.
How fast is service?
That depends on numbers, menu and timing. Give us your numbers and service window, and we will plan to keep the queue moving.
Can you park on the road outside?
Only where it’s legal to park, or with a council parking suspension or road closure. Check with your council first.
Can our funeral director book for us?
Yes, that is common.
For event organisers in Crockerhill
For larger numbers, tell us how long you have for food, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Sending people up in groups helps.
Venues frequently have their own rules about outside caterers and vehicles: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Send us your venue’s requirements and we will work through them with you.
Places near Crockerhill
What else we do in Crockerhill
The menu, dish by dish
Gravy
A pot of gravy turns chips into comfort food.
Sausage and chips
Sausage and chips covers anyone who doesn’t want fish, and it is a favourite with children.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch