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Funeral and wake catering in Selsey, West Sussex
Looking for fish and chips for the wake in Selsey? We bring the van to you and fry everything fresh on the spot.
- Family gatherings after a burial or cremation
- Memorial gatherings
- Small family memorials
A chip van near Selsey
Funeral and wake catering in Selsey, fried fresh
We work quietly and simply. We park discreetly and serve when people are ready. We’re often asked to cater remembrance gatherings and wakes at venues, serving cod and chips, haddock and chips and pie and chips.
In a town like Selsey, a wake at the family home or the local hall is common. The van parks on the drive or in the car park. You’ll know what’s included before booking: serving times, the menu and anything else agreed, with no surprises on the day.
- Location
- Selsey (PO20)
- Area hub
- West Sussex
- On the menu
- Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
- Extras
- Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
- Price
- Ask us for a quote
- Page updated
- 24 October 2026
Arranging a wake in Selsey
Selsey is about 6 miles south-west of Bognor Regis, in West Sussex. Wakes in Selsey are planned around your venue and timings: a clear quote, an agreed spot for the van and food fried fresh on the day. We cover 371 places across West Sussex, from the larger towns to small villages. Our nearest city page is Southampton, about 29 miles away.
Families holding a service at St Peter's Church frequently gather afterwards at a nearby hall, where the van can park. The coast is within about a mile of Selsey.
Here we cover the PO20 postcode area, so your wake can be anywhere in it. We can serve a wake on streets such as Church Road, High Street and Ellis Square, as long as there is somewhere for the van. Being close to the B2145, Selsey is simple for us to get to for your wake. Close by, we cover wakes in Church Norton (1 mile north-east), Keynor Estate (2 miles north), Sidlesham (3 miles north), Pagham (3 miles north-east) and Street End (4 miles north). Further out, we also take the van to Bognor Regis (6 miles north-east), Chichester (7 miles north), Littlehampton (12 miles north-east), Emsworth (10 miles north-west), Rustington (13 miles north-east) and Angmering (15 miles north-east). As one of the bigger places in West Sussex, Selsey has plenty of venues, halls and workplaces.
Other landmarks nearby include Selsey Lifeboat Museum (0.5 miles south-east).
- Nearby schools include The Academy (within half a mile north-west) and The Academy (within half a mile north-west)
- Pubs nearby include The Fisherman's Joy Public House (within half a mile south)
Planning the van’s spot
A fish and chip van is a vehicle, so the spot matters, so a few things need checking. These are the things we check:
- Somewhere close to where people will eat
- Flat, firm ground for the van
- A clear area by the serving hatch
Not sure about the spot? Send us a picture and we will tell you honestly.
From the hatch
- Cod and chips
- Mushy peas
- Gravy
- Haddock and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Pie and chips
The process
We need time before service to bring the fryers up to heat, so we are there in good time before you want to eat. Sunset in Selsey is about 7:05pm in late September and about 4:00pm in December; make sure older guests have a well-lit route to the van.
- You share your date, numbers and address.
- We check access for the van and quote.
- We arrive early to park and heat the fryers.
- Everything is fried to order as the queue moves.
- We serve hot from the hatch and pack up when we are done.
Before we arrive
- Keep space clear for guests at the hatch
- Give us a contact for the day
- Check the way in for low branches, cables and narrow gates
Get a quote
Still finalising the details? No problem: give us a rough idea and the date, and we will quote on that. To start, send us your details through our quote form.
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Events we cater in Selsey
It is warm, simple food that almost everyone enjoys.
We can help if you’re planning any of the following:
- Wakes at church halls and clubs
- Scattering of ashes gatherings
- Gatherings at home after a funeral
- Anniversary memorials
Selsey is on or near the B2145, handy for relatives driving in.
What to look for in a quote
- What the price includes, item by item
- When payment is due
- The cancellation terms
- What the van needs: space, access, power
Planners, venues and businesses
Many venues set rules for catering vans: where a van can park, access times and the paperwork they want. Tell us what your venue needs and we’ll confirm what we can provide.
Booking for a company? Tell us what your finance team needs, and we’ll talk you through the process. We can work with your facilities team on access and timings.
About the food
Gravy
In the north and the Midlands, gravy is the side of choice, and it goes perfectly with a pie.
Haddock and chips
Some people swear by haddock: sweeter and a touch firmer than cod. Tell us if you’d like to offer it.
Looking after everyone
Good planning keeps every guest safe and happy. Try these:
- Plan for a few extra people
- Check the hall or venue allows a catering van
- Mention allergies you know about
- Funeral directors can help with numbers
We start when you give the word, not to a rigid schedule.
A table of photos helps people talk.
What affects the price in Selsey
Fish and chip van pricing is simple once we know the basics:
- Peak dates such as summer Saturdays
- The menu and how many choices
- The number of meals
- How long we serve
Distance and any road charges make a difference, so tell us exactly where your wake is.
Getting an accurate quote
For a quote, it helps to have:
- Any dietary needs and allergies
- A photo of the parking spot
- Rough numbers for adults and children
- Your date and serving time
A detailed enquiry gets a more accurate quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. A photo of the spot helps too. When you’re ready, fill in our quote form.
DIY versus a fish and chip van
Some hosts try a takeaway order. Large orders are slow, and the food cools in the bags. A van solves that by cooking on site.
For a small group, making your own food can work. For larger numbers, or when you want hot food, a van takes the pressure off, and nobody has to miss the wake.
Common questions in Selsey
Can you serve near the sea around Selsey?
Yes, of course. The cooking is inside the van, so wind does not affect it, but the queue will want shelter.
How far is Selsey from London?
About 61 miles from central London.
Which areas do you serve?
We cover London and the South East, West Sussex included. Find your area.
How quickly can you come?
We understand the timescales, so ask and we’ll reply quickly.
What does the van need?
Less than you might think: a drive, a car park, a yard or a firm lawn, with a clear way in. Send us a photo if you are not sure.
When do you arrive?
It depends on numbers and the service time. We agree arrival, serving and finishing times with you before the day.
Can you go on a lawn or field?
Normally, if it’s firm and dry. Soft, wet ground can trap any vehicle, so have a hard-surface back-up.
Can someone else arrange it?
Yes. We’re happy to deal with the funeral director or a family friend.
What else we do in Selsey
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch