Hampshire · England
Funeral and wake catering in Denmead, Hampshire
We bring fish and chips for the wake across Denmead and Hampshire, frying fresh at your venue.
- Remembering a loved one’s favourite food
- Wakes at church halls and clubs
- Pub wakes
A chip van near Denmead
Funeral and wake catering in Denmead, fried fresh
We understand that timings on the day can move, so we stay flexible. Typical bookings include remembrance gatherings and family gatherings after a burial or cremation, with mushy peas, cod and chips and gravy.
For a wake in a place like Denmead, the village hall is frequently the heart of it, and its car park suits the van. We cook inside the van, right where your guests are, so the batter is still crisp when it is handed over.
Events we cater in Denmead
It can be a fitting tribute.
Whatever brings people together, fish and chips from the hatch goes down well. We regularly serve:
- Gatherings after scattering ashes
- Wakes at venues
- Anniversary memorials
- Wakes at home
Denmead is on or near the B2150, handy for relatives driving in.
Before you book anyone
- Whether travel is included
- What the price includes, item by item
- How much space the van takes up
- How late numbers can change
What comes out of the fryer
Pie and chips
A pie and chips is proper comfort food, and it’s especially welcome on a cold day.
Mushy peas
Mushy peas are made from dried marrowfat peas, soaked and cooked until soft. They’re the side most people expect.
Arranging a wake in Denmead
Denmead is about 2 miles north-west of Waterlooville, in Hampshire. Wakes in Denmead are planned around your venue and timings: a quote, a parking spot and fresh frying on the day. Denmead is one of 683 places in Hampshire where we bring the van. Our bookings stretch from Denmead to Southampton (about 14 miles away).
If relatives are coming by rail, Cosham station, about 4.1 miles south, is the nearest station. Families holding a service at Church of All Saints frequently gather afterwards at a nearby hall, where the van can park.
This part of Hampshire takes in PO7. Whether your wake is on Ashling Park Road, Chestnut Close and The Orchard or anywhere nearby, we will bring the van to you. Denmead is on the B2150, so it is easy for us to reach with the van. If your venue is just outside Denmead, we also cover Anmore (1 mile east), Anthill Common (1 mile north-west), Wecock Farm (2 miles east), Lovedean (2 miles east) and Hambledon (2 miles north-west). Larger places within reach include Winchester (15 miles north-west), Gosport (8 miles south-west), Havant (4 miles south-east), Eastleigh (13 miles west), Fareham (7 miles south-west) and Chandler's Ford (15 miles north-west).
Other landmarks nearby include Queen Alexandra Hospital (3.5 miles south) and Portchester Castle (4.9 miles south-west). Open spaces near Denmead include Portsdown Hill and St Clair's Meadow.
- Nearby schools include The Cowplain School (2 miles east)
- Pubs nearby include The Harvest Home pub (less than half a mile west)
The process
We get there well before service, set up and bring the oil up to temperature. Guests usually gather round the hatch once service starts. In summer, a wake in Denmead has light until about 9:20pm, while winter afternoons darken by about 4:00pm.
- Send us your date, numbers and address.
- We check access for the van and quote.
- We arrive early to park and heat the fryers.
- Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, to order.
- We serve hot from the hatch and pack up when we are done.
Getting ready for the day
- Give us your final numbers and allergies
- Check the way in for low branches, cables and narrow gates
- Arrange somewhere dry for the queue
Getting a price
Send us the date, the address or PO7 postcode and rough numbers, along with your serving time, and we’ll reply with a quote. To get started, send us your details through our quote form.
Planning help
Planning the van’s spot
The van has to be able to get in and park safely, and a little planning goes a long way. These are the things we check:
- A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn
- A clear area by the serving hatch
- Confirmation that the van can park there
Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we will tell you honestly.
From the hatch
- Pie and chips
- Gravy
- Mushy peas
- Cod and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Sausage and chips
How we price fish and chips for the wake
Every booking is priced individually, and the price depends on a few things:
- Your choice of menu
- The minimum booking
- Distance and any road charges
- The date and time of year
Got a budget? Let us know, and we will suggest how to make it work. Keeping the menu short is normally the best value.
What to tell us
Good planning starts with a few facts. Try to include:
- Access details such as gates and narrow lanes
- A photo of the parking spot
- The address or venue name
- The date and time of the event
Every booking is quoted individually, based on your numbers, timings and travel. For a quote, send us your details through our quote form.
Allergies and dietary needs
Good planning keeps every guest safe and happy. Here’s how:
- Choose a friend to be our contact
- Funeral directors can help with numbers
- Allow a little extra
- Have chairs for those who need them
When everyone has eaten, we pack up quietly.
Tea and coffee from the hall’s urn, or a friend’s tea table, goes well alongside.
FAQs for Denmead
How far is Denmead from London?
Roughly 59 miles from the centre of London, and well within our area.
What’s the nearest station to Denmead?
Cosham station, about 4.1 miles south of the centre.
Do we need to provide anything?
Let us know about power and water at the site in your enquiry, and we will confirm what we need.
What food do you serve?
Fish and chips, of course, plus sausage or pie and chips. Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy go on the side.
Is there something for children?
Yes. Sausage and chips is a favourite with children. Tell us how many are coming.
How quickly can you serve everyone?
A short menu and staggered groups keep things moving. Tell us your timings and we will advise.
Do you cover Denmead?
Yes, we do. Denmead is one of the places we cover. Tell us your date and we’ll check availability.
Can a friend deal with you?
Yes. We’re happy to deal with the funeral director or a family friend.
More for events in Denmead
DIY versus a fish and chip van
Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it’s hard work. Long waits and a drive home mean food arrives lukewarm and soggy. A van fries it right there, so it is crisp.
Some hosts try a takeaway order. The problem is timing: big orders take a long time, and the food is cooling while it travels. A van solves that by cooking on site.
Why fried-to-order beats a buffet
Some venues offer wake menus. A van works where they do not, or at home. Travel, tolls and charges such as ULEZ can affect the price, so it helps to give us the postcode.
Why us?
- Fried fresh, not kept warm
- Quick service from the hatch
- We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
- No surprises in your quote
Take a look at our pricing or what a fish and chip van costs.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch