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Funeral and wake catering in Dorney, Windsor and Maidenhead

Hot, crisp and cooked while you wait: fish and chips for the wake in Dorney and the surrounding area.

  • Family meals after the service
  • Memorial events and anniversaries
  • Celebrations of life

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Planning an event in Dorney?

Before you choose a spot

Plenty of places work for the van, but there are a few things to check:

  • A spot near your guests
  • Permission from the venue or landowner for the van
  • A route in without tight gates or low branches

If you are unsure, send a picture of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think before you book.

Popular choices

  • Gravy
  • Sausage and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Haddock and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Pie and chips

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Funeral and wake catering for your wake in Dorney

Wakes are rarely planned months ahead, so ask as soon as you have the date. For gatherings after the committal and life celebrations, we can cook cod and chips, mushy peas and gravy.

For a wake near Dorney, a farmhouse or village hall frequently works well. Let us know about allergies and dietary needs in advance, and we’ll tell you honestly what we can offer.

An outdoor table full of sharing plates and drinks
Location
Dorney (SL4)
County
Windsor and Maidenhead
From the fryer
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quote
Quoted for your event
Last updated
24 October 2026

Common questions in Dorney

Can the van park in Sutherland Grange?

Only with permission from the park’s owner, generally the council. Check with them first, and tell us what they say.

Which station is closest to Dorney?

Burnham station, about 1.4 miles north of the centre.

What if the weather’s bad?

The weather doesn’t stop the van, because the fryers are inside. Soft ground after heavy rain is the bigger issue, so have a hard-surface spot in mind.

What if the service runs late?

Yes. We start when you are ready.

How quickly can you come?

Contact us as soon as you can. We’ll let you know quickly.

Is there something for children?

Of course. Sausage and chips is a favourite with children. Include children in your numbers.

What can guests choose from?

Chip-shop favourites: cod, haddock, chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Our menu has the details.

Where do you take the van?

We cover London and the South East, Windsor and Maidenhead included. See all areas.

What a fish and chip van costs

Every booking is priced individually, and the price depends on a few things:

  • The minimum booking
  • The date and time of year
  • How easy the site is to reach
  • Service time

Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, plus travel and access. We quote for each booking individually.

Getting an accurate quote

To check availability and price, we need:

  • The address or venue name
  • The date and when you’d like to eat
  • Rough numbers for adults and children
  • The spot you have in mind for the van

Every quote is worked out for your event. Give us your date first, and we will check availability right away.

The menu, dish by dish

Mushy peas

Mushy peas are made from dried marrowfat peas, soaked and cooked until soft. They’re the side most people expect.

Curry sauce

Curry sauce divides opinion, so we bring it along.

For event organisers in Dorney

Booking for a company? Tell us what your finance team needs, and we will talk you through the process. We can work with your facilities team on access and timings.

For larger numbers, tell us how long you have for food, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Sending people up in groups helps.

Should I sort the food myself?

Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Consider your numbers and how fresh you want it. Ask us for a quote and compare.

If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For a crowd, a van is usually simpler.

Perfect for your wake in Dorney

There is no kitchen work for anyone.

Here are some of the occasions we serve around Dorney:

  • Wakes at venues
  • Memorial events and anniversaries
  • A tribute meal
  • Gatherings at home after a funeral

If relatives are coming by rail, the closest railway station is Burnham station, roughly 1.4 miles north of the centre.

Before you book anyone

  • Any travel, parking or access charges
  • VAT, if it applies
  • Exactly what’s included in the price
  • When payment is due

Our booking checklist

The process

You’ll know we’re ready when the smell of frying drifts over. From then on, people come up as they’re ready. Summer evenings in Dorney stay light until about 9:25pm, but in December it is dark by about 3:55pm.

  1. You share your date, numbers and address.
  2. We check access for the van and quote.
  3. We arrive early to park and heat the fryers.
  4. Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, to order.
  5. Service is straight from the hatch, then we pack up.

Before we arrive

  • Choose a level, firm spot for the van
  • Check the way in for low branches, cables and narrow gates
  • Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue

Ask for a quote

Tell us your date, venue or postcode and roughly how many people, along with your serving time, and we’ll reply with a quote. Just fill in our quote form.

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Related guides

Why choose a fish and chip van in Dorney?

Sandwiches are traditional at wakes. A hot meal can be more comforting. The cost per head generally falls as numbers rise, because the van, travel and set-up cost much the same either way. Give us your numbers and we will quote.

Why book with us

  • The classic sides: peas, curry sauce and gravy
  • We cover Dorney and the whole of Windsor and Maidenhead
  • Served hot, straight from the hatch
  • Fish and chips fried fresh on site

Take a look at our prices page and our guide to van hire costs.

Wake catering near Dorney

Dorney is about 2 miles north-west of Windsor, in Windsor and Maidenhead. For a wake in Dorney, we can park on a drive, a car park, a yard or firm, dry grass in and around Dorney. Dorney is one of 57 places in Windsor and Maidenhead where we bring the van. Our nearest city page is Reading, about 14 miles away.

A club or hall near Dorney gives space for everyone and parking for the van. If the funeral is at a church such as Church of St James, a hall or home nearby keeps the journey to the wake short.

Here we cover the SL4 postcode area. Whether your wake is on Common Road, Village Road and Boveney Road or anywhere nearby, we’ll bring the van to you. Other places close to Dorney we cover include Lake End (1 mile north-west), Dorney Reach (1 mile west), Cippenham (1 mile north-east), Huntercombe (1 mile north) and Bray (2 miles west). Within a short drive, we also cover Maidenhead (4 miles west), Boyn Hill (4 miles west), North Ascot (6 miles south), Cookham (5 miles north-west), Furze Platt (4 miles north-west) and Broomhall (8 miles south).

Well-known places in the area include Municipal Borough of Slough (2.8 miles east) and Windsor Castle (2.6 miles south-east). The countryside around Dorney includes Bray Pit and Taplow Lake.

  • Nearby schools include The Westgate School (1.4 miles north-east) and Westgate School (1.4 miles north-east)
  • Pubs nearby include The Palmer Arms (under half a mile west)
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  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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