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Funeral and Wake Catering in Windsor and Maidenhead

From the largest town to the smallest village in Windsor and Maidenhead, we’ll bring the van to you. Tell us your date for a quote.

Funeral and Wake Catering in Windsor and Maidenhead

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Funeral and wake catering across Windsor and Maidenhead

A fish and chip van for wakes and gatherings after a funeral. Pick your town below to see the details for your area, and ask us for a quote.

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Funeral and wake catering across Windsor and Maidenhead

Sometimes fish and chips was the favourite meal of the person being remembered. Typical bookings include celebrations of life and remembrance gatherings, serving cod and chips, gravy and haddock and chips.

The van needs a level, firm spot it can drive onto, near your guests, and we agree exactly where before the day.

  1. You, or your funeral director, tell us the date, the place and rough numbers.
  2. We check the spot for the van and send a quote.
  3. We plan a flexible serving time around the service.
  4. On the day we set up quietly and serve when guests are ready.
  5. We pack up when everyone has eaten and leave quietly.

What it costs in Windsor and Maidenhead

If you have a budget in mind, tell us, and we’ll suggest a menu and timing to match. A short menu is often the best value.

Why book our van

  • No kitchen needed
  • Classic food your guests already know
  • Bookings across Windsor and Maidenhead, including Windsor and Maidenhead
  • No surprises in your quote

Ask for a quote

It’s easy to get a price: share your date, address, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat. We’ll come back with a clear quote.

Local landmarks in Maidenhead

We park up for events around Boyne Hill CofE Infant and Nursery School, Desborough College and Braywick Park. Also close by are All Saints' Church (less than half a mile south-west), Claires Court Schools (under half a mile north) and The Windsor Castle pub (under half a mile north-west). The closest station to Maidenhead is Maidenhead station, about 0.5 miles south-east. A little further out are The Reitlinger Bequest Museum (1.2 miles east) and St Mark's Hospital (0.6 miles west). Within reach you will find Weycock Hill and Taplow Lake.

Arranging a wake in Windsor and Maidenhead

In Windsor and Maidenhead’s villages, the hall is often where people gather after a funeral; in Maidenhead, Windsor and Boyn Hill, it may be a club or venue. Let us know the venue and we’ll check the spot.

Maidenhead: For a service at a church like All Saints' Church, choosing a wake venue nearby helps older guests. Relatives driving in can use the A4 and A308 to reach Maidenhead. Summer evenings in Maidenhead stay light until about 9:25pm, while winter afternoons darken by about 3:55pm, so plan lighting near the door.

How we price fish and chips for the wake

Two events with the same numbers can cost different amounts, because of:

  • The number of meals
  • The date and time of year
  • Whether a minimum applies
  • The menu and how many choices

Comparing vans? Look at what each quote includes: service time, menu, travel, any minimum and VAT. Our quotes spell it all out.

What to tell us

Good planning starts with a few facts. Try to include:

  • The spot you have in mind for the van
  • Any dietary needs and allergies
  • Expected numbers
  • Your date and serving time

The quickest way to a quote is to fill in our quote form. Tell us about your wake in Windsor and Maidenhead, and we will come back with availability and a quote.

Events we cater in Windsor and Maidenhead

For some families, it was a favourite meal.

Almost any gathering works with a fish and chip van. In Windsor and Maidenhead, people book us for occasions like:

  • Celebrations of life
  • Family meals after the service
  • Wakes at home
  • Remembering a loved one’s favourite food

Can’t we just order from the chip shop?

Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. Ask us for a quote and compare.

Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it’s hard work. Long waits and a drive home mean food arrives lukewarm and soggy. With a van, it’s fried on the spot.

Looking after everyone

Most events have a few guests with dietary needs. To look after them:

  • Let us know of any allergies
  • Funeral directors can help with numbers
  • Cater for a few more than you expect
  • Arrange tea and coffee separately

Allow time for travel from the service, crematorium or burial ground when choosing a serving time.

A tea table run by a friend is a comfort.

Planning the van’s spot

A good parking spot makes the whole thing easier. We look for:

  • A level, firm spot the van can drive onto
  • A short walk from the party
  • A clear area by the serving hatch

FAQs for Windsor and Maidenhead

Do you have allergen information?

Let us know about allergies in advance, and we’ll give you the allergen information and what we can offer.

How long are you on site?

We arrive well before service to park and heat the fryers. Timings are agreed in advance so food is ready when you want it.

Can you go on a lawn or field?

Generally, if it is firm and dry. Soft, wet ground can trap any vehicle, so plan a back-up spot.

How long will the queue be?

A short menu and staggered groups keep things moving. We will talk it through when we quote.

Is everything cooked fresh?

Yes, always. We fry to order in the van at your venue, and serve straight from the hatch.

Can you park on the road outside?

It depends on the road. A drive, car park or yard is typically easier; for the street, check the council’s rules.

How much is fish and chip van hire?

The price depends on numbers, menu, service time and travel. Tell us about your wake and we will send a quote.

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  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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