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Funeral and Wake Catering for Egham Hythe events

Hot, crisp and cooked while you wait: fish and chips for the wake in Egham Hythe and across Surrey.

  • Gatherings at home after a funeral
  • Remembering a loved one’s favourite food
  • Anniversary memorials

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Fresh fish and chips in Egham Hythe

Organising for someone else?

For larger numbers, tell us how long you have for food, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Sending people up in groups helps.

If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.

Funeral and wake catering in Egham Hythe, cooked to order

After a funeral, people want somewhere to gather and something comforting to eat. Fish and chips is familiar and comforting. We serve gravy, pie and chips and sausage and chips, and we’re frequently booked for family meals after the service and small family memorials.

In Egham Hythe, the hall is frequently where people gather. You will know what’s included before you book: the date, the service time and the menu.

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Location
Egham Hythe (TW18, TW20, TW19)
Area hub
Surrey
From the fryer
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
Sides
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Quotes
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Updated
24 October 2026

How it works

It is a relaxed, well-organised set-up. We agree arrival and serving times in advance, park on the agreed spot, and get on with frying and serving. Summer evenings in Egham Hythe stay light until about 9:20pm, while winter afternoons darken by about 3:55pm, so plan lighting near the door.

  1. Start with three things: the date, the place and a rough headcount.
  2. A photo of the parking spot helps us check the van will fit.
  3. A week or so before, we confirm timings and numbers.
  4. The van rolls up, the hatch opens and the fryers get going for family and friends.
  5. Last portion served, we tidy up and head off.

Before we arrive

  • Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue
  • Send us final numbers and any allergies in good time
  • Arrange somewhere dry for the queue

Getting a price

A detailed enquiry gets a more accurate quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. A photo of the spot helps too. To send your details, fill in our quote form.

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Who books funeral and wake catering in Egham Hythe?

It is one less thing to organise at a difficult time.

Big or small, the van works the same way. Common bookings include:

  • Gatherings after scattering ashes
  • A wake at the family home
  • Wakes at a pub or venue with outside space
  • Anniversary memorials

For a service at a church like St Paul's Church, choosing a wake venue nearby helps older guests.

Comparing caterers

  • A clear list of what’s included
  • When final numbers are due
  • Travel, tolls and road charges
  • The service time, and the cost of running over

Our booking checklist

Is a fish and chip van right for your wake?

Sandwiches are traditional at wakes. Hot food can be more welcome, especially in winter. Travel, tolls and charges such as ULEZ can affect the price, so tell us exactly where your wake is.

Why book our van in Egham Hythe

  • We cover Egham Hythe and the whole of Surrey
  • We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
  • Fish and chips fried fresh on site
  • Nothing for you to cook or clear

Read our prices page and the cost guide.

Before you choose a spot

No two venues are the same, so we’ll ask about yours when you contact us. Generally, we look for:

  • A lit spot if service runs after dark
  • Somewhere close to where people will eat
  • A level, firm spot the van can drive onto

Not sure about the spot? Send us a picture and we will tell you honestly before booking.

What we serve

  • Sausage and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Cod and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Gravy

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Takeaway run or book a van?

For a small group, making your own food can work. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and nobody has to miss the wake.

Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it’s hard work. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. With a van, it’s fried on the spot.

Your questions about fish and chips for the wake in Egham Hythe

Is Egham Hythe close to London?

Roughly 19 miles from the centre of London.

Which station is closest to Egham Hythe?

The closest is Egham station, roughly 1 mile away.

Can our funeral director book for us?

Yes, that’s common.

How quickly can you come?

Ask as soon as you have the date. We’ll let you know quickly.

Is the fish gluten-free?

Our battered fish contains gluten, because standard batter uses wheat flour. Let us know about coeliac guests in advance, and we will tell you honestly what we can offer.

Do you serve wakes at home?

Yes, with a suitable spot for the van.

Do you bring everything you need?

All the cooking happens in the van. Let us know what’s available at the site.

How do you handle allergies?

Tell us about allergies when you book, and we will tell you what’s in each item and what we can offer.

The menu, dish by dish

Pie and chips

A pie and chips is proper comfort food, and it’s a favourite in colder months.

Cod and chips

Cod is the classic: mild, white and flaky, and it is the favourite in much of the south. We batter it and fry it to order, so it is crisp when it reaches you.

What affects the price in Egham Hythe

There is nothing hidden: the quote reflects:

  • Peak dates such as summer Saturdays
  • Cod, haddock or both
  • Whether a minimum applies
  • Access and parking

Most vans have a minimum charge, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. Ask us what applies to your wake.

What to tell us

You do not need everything decided to ask for a quote, but these help:

  • A picture of where the van would go
  • Your date and serving time
  • Any dietary needs and allergies
  • The spot you have in mind for the van

To get a price, fill in our quote form. Tell us about your wake in Egham Hythe, and we’ll check the date and send a price.

Wakes in Egham Hythe: venues and practical details

Egham Hythe is about 1 mile east of Egham, in Surrey. Tell us where your wake in Egham Hythe will be, and we’ll plan the route and the parking spot. Egham Hythe is one of 395 places in Surrey we cover. Our bookings stretch from Egham Hythe to Guildford (12 miles away).

Relatives arriving by train should know that Egham station is about 1 mile away. Relatives driving in can use the A320 to reach Egham Hythe.

Anywhere in TW18, TW20 and TW19, we can fry fresh for your guests. We can serve a wake on streets such as Pond Road, Green Lane and Glebe Road, as long as there’s somewhere for the van. Egham Hythe sits on or near the A320, which makes travel to your wake easy. If your venue is just outside Egham Hythe, we also cover Staines-upon-Thames (1 mile north-east), Egham (1 mile west), Thorpe (1 mile south), Hythe End (1 mile north-west) and Penton Hook (2 miles south-east). Within a short drive, we also cover Guildford (12 miles south), Woking (8 miles south), Camberley (11 miles south-west), Epsom (13 miles south-east), Ewell (13 miles south-east) and Walton-on-Thames (6 miles south-east).

Nearby you will also find Ashford Hospital (2.7 miles north-east) and Spelthorne Museum (0.8 miles north-east). Within reach you’ll find Gracious Pond and St Ann's Hill.

  • Local schools include The Magna Carta School (less than half a mile north-east) and The American School In England (1.1 miles south)
  • Pubs nearby include The Jolly Farmer Public House (0.7 miles north-east)
Map of Egham Hythe © OpenStreetMap contributors
  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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