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Funeral and Wake Catering in Heaverham
From the smell of the fryers to the last chip in the paper, fish and chips for the wake turns food into part of your wake in Heaverham.
- A favourite meal in someone’s memory
- Village hall wakes
- Gatherings at home after a funeral
Fresh fish and chips in Heaverham
DIY versus a fish and chip van
Some hosts try a takeaway order. The problem is timing: big orders take a long time, and the food is cooling while it travels. A van solves that by cooking on site.
If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For anything more than a handful of people, a van is generally the easier option.
How our funeral and wake catering works in Heaverham
We understand that timings on the day can move, and we will work around the service and the family. Whether it is gatherings at home after a funeral and life celebrations, we’ll put together a menu of gravy, cod and chips and mushy peas.
In a small place like Heaverham, a wake might be at home, in a barn or at the village hall. Let us know about access. Food is served straight from the hatch, so it’s hot and generous, and service is quick once we’re up and running.
Questions from Heaverham
Can the van park in Kemsing Down?
Only if the landowner, usually the council, allows it. Ask them first.
Is Heaverham close to London?
About 20 miles from central London.
Do we need to provide equipment?
We bring the van and everything we need to cook. You provide a suitable spot and permission to park.
What does the van need?
Not much: a drive, a car park, a yard or a firm lawn, that the van can reach easily. Send us a photo if you are not sure.
What if we only have street parking?
It depends on the road. A drive, car park or yard is typically easier; if it has to be the street, check with the council.
What happens if it rains?
We carry on in the rain, because the cooking happens inside. Very soft ground can be a problem, so plan a back-up spot on a hard surface.
How quickly can you serve everyone?
A short menu and staggered groups keep things moving. We’ll talk it through when we quote.
What if timings change?
Yes. We start when you are ready.
How it works
We take care of the food from arrival to the last chip, so you can get on with your wake. In Heaverham, it’s dark by about 7:05pm in late September and 3:55pm in December.
- You share your date, numbers and address.
- We check access for the van and quote.
- We arrive early to park and heat the fryers.
- Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, to order.
- Service is straight from the hatch, then we pack up.
Preparing for the day
- Let us know who to talk to on the day
- Confirm numbers and dietary needs before the day
- Think about a gazebo by the van in case of rain
How to get a price
Getting a quote is simple: share your date, address, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat. We’ll send a clear quote that says what’s included.
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Why choose funeral and wake catering in Heaverham?
It suits all ages.
In Heaverham and nearby, the van turns up at all sorts of events. Popular bookings include:
- Gatherings after scattering ashes
- Gatherings at home after a funeral
- Wakes at church halls and clubs
- Anniversary memorials
For anyone coming to the funeral by train, Kemsing station is about 0.6 miles away.
Questions to ask before you book
- Payment terms and deposit
- Whether VAT is included
- How long service runs, and what happens if you overrun
- The cancellation terms
Organising for someone else?
If you are booking for a business, tell us how you’d like to handle the booking and payment, and we’ll talk you through the process. We’re happy to liaise with facilities on parking and timings.
Venues often have their own rules about outside caterers and vehicles: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Tell us what your venue needs and we’ll work through them with you.
Heaverham: halls, homes and travel
Heaverham is about 3 miles north-east of Sevenoaks, in Kent. Anywhere in TN15, we can bring the van to you. We cover 922 places across Kent, from the larger towns to small villages. You can also see our page for London, about 20 miles away.
After a service at Church of St Mary, a wake at a hall or home close by means less travelling for everyone. Heaverham is within about 4 miles of the Kent Downs National Landscape; tell us about access if the wake is somewhere rural.
For wakes in TN15, we just need to know where the van can park and a serving time. Nearby, we also serve wakes in Cotman's Ash (1 mile north-west), Woodlands (1 mile north), Kemsing (2 miles west), Knatts Valley (2 miles north) and Romney Street (2 miles north-west). Within a short drive, we also cover Maidstone (12 miles east), Dartford (10 miles north), Sevenoaks (3 miles south-west), Royal Tunbridge Wells (12 miles south), Gravesend (10 miles north-east) and Tonbridge (7 miles south).
Nearby you’ll also find Otford Heritage Centre (2.5 miles west) and Kemsing Castle Bank (1 mile west). Open spaces near Heaverham include Dryhill Nature Reserve.
- Schools near Heaverham include Wrotham School (2.5 miles east)
- Pubs nearby include The Chequers Public House (within half a mile north-east)
Looking after everyone
Dietary needs are easiest to plan with some notice. We suggest:
- Allow for the service running over
- Plan for a few extra people
- Ask the venue about the van
- Let us know of any allergies
We park quietly.
Tea and coffee from the hall’s urn, or a friend’s tea table, goes well alongside.
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How we price fish and chips for the wake
There are no hidden charges: the price is based on:
- Cod, haddock or both
- How far we travel
- Any minimum charge
- How long we serve
The price depends on numbers, the menu and how long we serve, plus travel and access. We quote for each booking individually.
Details that help
You don’t need everything decided to ask for a quote, but it helps to know:
- Where the van would park
- The date and when you’d like to eat
- The address or venue name
- How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
Every quote is worked out for your event. Give us your date first, and we will confirm whether we’re available that day.
Space, access and the venue
Every site is different, so we ask about the spot and the way in when you contact us. In general, we need:
- A lit spot if service runs after dark
- Somewhere close to where people will eat
- A route in without tight gates or low branches
Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we will tell you honestly before you book.
On the menu in Heaverham
- Haddock and chips
- Mushy peas
- Pie and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Gravy
- Cod and chips
Food your guests will love
Pie and chips
For a heartier option, there’s pie and chips.
Mushy peas
No fish and chips is complete without mushy peas for many people, and they’re on the menu.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch