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Funeral and Wake Catering in Magham Down

From the first sizzle in the fryer to the last chip, fish and chips for the wake makes the food a highlight of your wake in Magham Down.

  • A favourite meal in someone’s memory
  • Gatherings after scattering ashes
  • Family meals after the service

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A chip van near Magham Down

About our funeral and wake catering in Magham Down

A wake needs warm, simple food. For many families, fish and chips is exactly that. For a tribute meal and wakes at a pub or venue with outside space, we’ll put together a menu of sausage and chips, gravy and cod and chips for your guests.

For a wake near Magham Down, a farmhouse or village hall often works well. We keep the menu short: fewer choices means fresher food and shorter queues.

Area
Magham Down (BN27)
Area hub
East Sussex
On the menu
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Quotes
Quoted for your event
Last updated
24 October 2026
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Your questions about fish and chips for the wake in Magham Down

Is Magham Down too small for a chip van?

No, we come to small places too. Let us know about access and parking.

How far is Magham Down from London?

About 46 miles from central London, and well within our area.

Do you do anything other than fish?

Sausage and chips and pie and chips are on the menu. Let us know about any other dietary needs and we’ll tell you what we can offer.

What do you bring?

The van comes fully equipped to cook. You just need a suitable spot and permission.

What do we need to supply?

Let us know about power and water at the site in your enquiry, and we’ll confirm what we need.

What if we only have street parking?

It depends on the road. Off-road parking is typically simpler; for the street, check the council’s rules.

Do you cover Magham Down?

We do. Magham Down is one of the places we cover. Tell us your date and we’ll check availability.

Is there something for children?

Of course. Sausage and chips is a favourite with children. Include children in your numbers.

The process

We arrive on time, pulls onto the spot you’ve chosen. Once the oil is hot, the first portions go out at the time you asked for. In winter, it is dark in Magham Down by about 3:55pm, so an afternoon wake in winter needs lighting near the van. Summer wakes have daylight well into the evening.

  1. First, tell us about your wake.
  2. You get an availability check and a clear quote.
  3. We agree timings, access and the parking spot.
  4. On the day, we park up and fry fresh for family and friends.
  5. We serve from the hatch, then leave the pitch tidy.

Getting ready for the day

  • Plan where the queue will stand
  • Think about a gazebo by the van in case of rain
  • Give us a contact for the day

Ask for a quote

Tell us your date, venue or postcode and roughly how many people, along with your serving time, and you will get a clear price. Just use our quote form.

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Wake catering near Magham Down

Magham Down is about 2 miles north-east of Hailsham, in East Sussex. For wakes in Magham Down, we plan around your venue and timings: a clear quote, an agreed spot for the van and food fried fresh on the day. We cover 289 places across East Sussex. Our nearest city page is Brighton, about 18 miles away.

Families holding a service at Emmanuel often gather afterwards at a nearby hall, where the van can park. The South Downs National Park is within about 8 miles of Magham Down, and rural venues there may have narrow lanes, so tell us about access.

This part of East Sussex takes in BN27. We can serve a wake on streets such as Old Road and Nodes Lane, wherever the van can park. We also bring the van to wakes in Hellingly (1 mile west), Upper Horsebridge (1 mile west), Hailsham (2 miles south-west), Lower Horsebridge (2 miles west) and Tile Hurst (2 miles west). Larger places within reach include Eastbourne (7 miles south), Hastings (12 miles east), Bexhill-on-Sea (8 miles east), Seaford (11 miles south-west), Lewes (12 miles west) and Crowborough (13 miles north-west).

A little further out are Amberstone Hospital (0.5 miles west) and Herstmonceux Castle (2.4 miles east).

Map of Magham Down © OpenStreetMap contributors

What the van needs

We’ll be honest if a spot won’t work. What matters most:

  • Confirmation that the van can park there
  • Lighting nearby for evening events
  • A clear area by the serving hatch

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise.

Popular choices

  • Gravy
  • Mushy peas
  • Haddock and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Sausage and chips

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What a fish and chip van costs

These are the factors that matter most:

  • How easy the site is to reach
  • How many people are eating
  • Service time
  • Whether a minimum applies

Distance and any road charges make a difference, so it helps to give us the postcode.

What we need to know

You don’t need every detail fixed to get a quote, but these help:

  • Allergies and diets you know about
  • Where you’d like the van to go
  • Access details such as gates and narrow lanes
  • A picture of where the van would go

It is easy to get a price: share your date, address, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat. We will come back with a clear quote.

Why choose a fish and chip van in Magham Down?

Compared with a buffet, a van gives everyone a hot meal, and there is less waste when numbers are uncertain. Larger groups typically cost less per head, because the van, travel and set-up cost much the same either way. Give us your numbers and we’ll quote.

Why book with us

  • A menu almost everyone likes
  • Everything cooked to order at your event
  • The classic sides: peas, curry sauce and gravy
  • A quote that spells everything out

Read how we price and our guide to van hire costs.

What comes out of the fryer

Sausage and chips

For anyone who does not fancy fish, there’s sausage and chips, and it is a favourite with children.

Mushy peas

Mushy peas are made from dried marrowfat peas, soaked and cooked until soft. They’re the classic side with fish and chips.

For planners, venues and organisers

For big groups, the service window matters, so we can plan service to match. Sending people up in groups helps.

Many venues set rules for catering vans: where a van can park, access times and the paperwork they want. Tell us what your venue needs and we’ll work through them with you.

Looking after everyone

With a little notice, diets are easier to plan for. Our advice:

  • Choose a friend to be our contact
  • Have chairs for those who need them
  • Build in time for delays
  • Ask the venue about the van

We park quietly before guests return from the service.

A table of photos helps people talk.

Occasions we serve in Magham Down

It needs no kitchen at the hall or home.

If you’re planning any of these, we can help:

  • Gatherings after the committal
  • Memorial gatherings
  • A favourite meal in someone’s memory
  • Memorial events and anniversaries

For family travelling by train, the closest railway station is Polegate station, roughly 4.5 miles south-west of the centre.

Questions to ask before booking

  • Whether VAT is included
  • Any minimum charge
  • What the price includes, item by item
  • The deposit and payment dates

Our booking checklist

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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