England

Funeral and Wake Catering in East Sussex

We take the van to 289 towns and villages in East Sussex for funeral and wake catering, cooked to order at your event.

Where we cater in East Sussex

A fish and chip van for wakes and gatherings after a funeral. Pick your town below to see the details for your area, and ask us for a quote.

Larger towns

Other occasions in East Sussex

Postcode districts

Funeral and wake catering in East Sussex: what to expect

We work quietly and simply. We arrive at the agreed time, park discreetly and serve when you’re ready. On the menu are cod and chips, gravy and haddock and chips, and typical bookings are for life celebrations and gatherings after scattering ashes.

We arrive on time, parks where we agreed. Once the oil is hot, the first portions go out right on schedule.

First, the plan: what, where and what time.
You hear back on the date and the price.
We agree exactly where the van parks, and how it gets in.
On the day, everything is cooked to order, so nothing sits in a hot cabinet.
We leave the spot as we found it.

What it costs in East Sussex

Travel, tolls and charges such as ULEZ can affect the price, so tell us exactly where your wake is.

Why hosts in East Sussex choose us

Works on wet days as well as sunny ones
Events across East Sussex
Nothing for you to cook or clear
A menu almost everyone likes

Get a quote

Every quote is worked out for your event. Give us your date first, and we will check availability right away.

What’s near Eastbourne

In Eastbourne, that can mean an event near St Andrew, Princes Park and Stafford Junior School, among other places. Other local landmarks include The King's Arms Public House (0.9 miles south-east), WMG Academy for Young Engineers (1.5 miles south-west) and Ratton School (1.1 miles west). The closest station to Eastbourne is Hampden Park station, about 0.7 miles north-west. Other landmarks nearby include Pevensey Castle (3 miles north-east) and Royal Sussex Regimental Museum (1 mile south-east). Open spaces near Eastbourne include Combe Hill.

After a funeral in East Sussex

From Eastbourne, Hastings and Bexhill-on-Sea to small villages, wakes in East Sussex are typically at home or a local hall. We need somewhere level to park close by. Parts of East Sussex are within a few miles of the High Weald National Landscape and the South Downs National Park, so check venue rules on vehicles for countryside events. 106 of the places we cover in East Sussex are within about 6 miles of the sea, where we always think about shelter for the queue, and fish and chips feels right at home.

Eastbourne: If relatives are coming by rail, the closest railway station is Hampden Park station, roughly 0.7 miles north-west of the centre. After a service at St Andrew, a wake at a hall or home close by means less travelling for everyone. In autumn and winter, it’s dark early in Eastbourne; ensure older guests have a well-lit route to the van.

The menu, dish by dish

Sausage and chips

A sausage and chips is the chip-shop classic for younger guests and fish-dodgers, especially with curry sauce.

Pie and chips

For a heartier option, there is pie and chips.

Should I sort the food myself?

Some hosts try a takeaway order. Large orders are slow, and the food cools in the bags. A van solves that by cooking on site.

A DIY buffet works for small groups. For larger numbers, or when you want hot food, a van takes the pressure off, and you get to enjoy the day.

Planning the van’s spot

If a spot is not suitable, we will tell you, and suggest an alternative. The main points are:

Light near the van and the queue for evening service
A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates
A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn

Why a fish and chip van works

It takes one job off a very long list.

The van suits big events and small ones. Common bookings include:

Memorial gatherings
Gatherings at home after a funeral
Gatherings after the committal
Pub wakes

For planners, venues and organisers

For big groups, the service window matters, so we can plan service to match. Staggering groups helps a lot.

Many venues set rules for catering vans: where a van can park, access times and the paperwork they want. Send us your venue’s requirements and we will work through them with you.

East Sussex questions

What do we need to supply?

Tell us what’s available at the site in your enquiry, and we’ll say what we need.

Do you have a kids’ option?

Of course. Children normally love sausage and chips. Tell us how many are coming.

Can you cater for allergies?

Let us know about allergies in advance, and we’ll tell you what’s in each item.

What does the van need?

Level, firm ground the van can reach, near your guests, and space for a queue. Tell us about gates, lanes and soft ground.

Is there a non-fish option?

Sausage and chips and pie and chips are on the menu. Let us know about any other dietary needs and we’ll tell you what we can offer.

Does the batter contain gluten?

Not as standard: batter is typically made with wheat flour. Let us know and we’ll tell you what we can do before booking.

What if we only have street parking?

It depends on the road. A drive, car park or yard is typically easier; for the street, check the council’s rules.