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Funeral and Wake Catering in Middleton Stoney

From the first sizzle in the fryer to the last chip, fish and chips for the wake makes the food a highlight of your wake in Middleton Stoney.

  • Wakes at home
  • Celebrations of life
  • Gatherings at a village hall or club

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Funeral and wake catering in Middleton Stoney

What happens on the day

Serving is straightforward: food goes from the fryer to the hatch, and people can eat where they like. Afterwards we pack up. In Middleton Stoney, it’s dark by about 7:10pm in late September and 3:55pm in December, so a lit path to the van is a kindness to older guests.

  1. First, tell us about your wake.
  2. We check the date and where the van will park, then send a quote.
  3. We agree timings, access and the parking spot.
  4. On the day, we park up and fry fresh for family and friends.
  5. We serve from the hatch, then leave the pitch tidy.

Before we arrive

  • Send us final numbers and any allergies in good time
  • Check the way in for low branches, cables and narrow gates
  • Check the venue or landowner is happy for the van to park

Ask for a quote

The more you tell us, the more accurate the quote: where the van would park, how to get in, numbers and timings. Photos of the spot and the way in help. When you’re ready, fill in our quote form.

Tell us about your event

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Funeral and wake catering for your wake in Middleton Stoney

Sometimes fish and chips was the favourite meal of the person being remembered. Typical bookings include scattering of ashes gatherings and pub wakes, with mushy peas, pie and chips and gravy.

For a wake near Middleton Stoney, a farmhouse or village hall frequently works well. Everything we need comes with the van, and we pack up and leave the spot as we found it.

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Where
Middleton Stoney (OX25)
County
Oxfordshire
Menu
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quotes
Ask us for a quote
Last updated
24 October 2026

Can’t we just order from the chip shop?

DIY food keeps costs down, but the host spends the event serving. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.

Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. Ask us for a quote and compare.

Middleton Stoney questions

What’s the nearest station to Middleton Stoney?

The closest is Heyford station, roughly 3.2 miles away.

Can you serve after a service at Church of All Saints?

Yes, at a nearby hall, home or venue with somewhere for the van. Food is generally served at the reception venue rather than the church. Send us the address.

What food do you serve?

The classics: cod or haddock and chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. See the menu.

What if the service runs late?

We plan for delays. We’ll agree a serving time and stay flexible.

Can you go on a lawn or field?

Normally, if it’s firm and dry. After heavy rain, soft grass can be a problem for any vehicle, so have a hard-surface back-up.

Is short notice a problem?

We understand the timescales, so send us the date and we will answer right away.

Who clears up?

We take the van and everything with it, and leave the spot tidy. Bins for guests are worth planning.

What happens if it rains?

We carry on in the rain, because the cooking happens inside. Very soft ground can be a problem, so plan a back-up spot on a hard surface.

Prices and what affects them

Two events with the same numbers can cost different amounts, depending on:

  • Your choice of menu
  • The date and time of year
  • Distance and any road charges
  • How many people are eating

When you compare quotes, check what each one includes: service time, menu, travel, any minimum and VAT. We set ours out clearly.

Details that help

For a quote, it helps to have:

  • The venue or postcode
  • Any dietary needs and allergies
  • The spot you have in mind for the van
  • Access details such as gates and narrow lanes

Still finalising the details? That is fine: tell us the basics about your wake, and we’ll quote on that. Start when you are ready: use our quote form.

Allergies and dietary needs

We take allergies seriously. Help us by following these steps:

  • Allow a little extra
  • Let someone else talk to us on the day
  • Plan seating for older guests
  • Allow for the service running over

We arrive in good time and park discreetly before guests return from the service.

A quiet room away from the crowd is a kindness.

Why choose a fish and chip van in Middleton Stoney?

Making food yourself for a wake is a lot to take on. A van takes that off your hands. Got a budget? Let us know, and we will suggest a menu and timing to match. A short menu is frequently the best value.

Why book our van in Middleton Stoney

  • Events in Middleton Stoney and across Oxfordshire
  • A quote that spells everything out
  • We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
  • Everything cooked to order at your event

See our prices page and what a fish and chip van costs.

Working with your venue

Booking for a company? Tell us what your finance team needs, and we will talk you through the process. We are happy to liaise with facilities on parking and timings.

Parks, greens and streets generally need permission for a catering van. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.

Who books funeral and wake catering in Middleton Stoney?

It’s warm, simple food that almost everyone enjoys.

Here are some of the occasions we serve around Middleton Stoney:

  • Wakes at church halls and clubs
  • Life celebrations
  • Gatherings at home after a funeral
  • Gatherings after scattering ashes

If the funeral is at a church such as Church of All Saints, a hall or home nearby keeps the journey to the wake short.

Comparing caterers

  • When final numbers are due
  • Exactly what’s included in the price
  • What they can offer for dietary needs
  • Travel, tolls and road charges

Choosing a fish and chip van

What comes out of the fryer

Sausage and chips

Sausage and chips is the go-to for anyone who isn’t a fish fan.

Haddock and chips

Some people swear by haddock: a firmer flake and a sweeter taste. Ask us about offering haddock alongside or instead of cod.

After a funeral in Middleton Stoney

Middleton Stoney is about 3 miles west of Bicester, in Oxfordshire. For a wake in Middleton Stoney, we can park on a drive, a car park, a yard or firm, dry grass in and around Middleton Stoney. Middleton Stoney is one of 443 towns and villages in Oxfordshire we cover. Our bookings stretch from Middleton Stoney to Oxford (about 11 miles away).

Relatives arriving by train should know that Heyford station, about 3.2 miles west, is the nearest station.

Wherever your wake is in OX25, we can fry fresh for your guests, from busy streets to quiet lanes. Streets in the area include Heyford Road, Park Close and Ardley Road, and the van can serve a wake on any of them with a suitable parking spot. For wakes just outside Middleton Stoney, we cover Caulcott (2 miles west), Upper Heyford (2 miles north-west), Ardley (2 miles north), Fewcott (3 miles north) and Lower Heyford (3 miles west). Within a short drive, we also cover Oxford (11 miles south), Banbury (12 miles north-west), Bicester (3 miles east), Witney (14 miles south-west), Kidlington (7 miles south-west) and Headington Quarry (10 miles south).

Other landmarks nearby include Bicester Community Hospital (3 miles east) and Bicester Avenue (3 miles south-east). The countryside around Middleton Stoney includes Graven Hill and Woodsides Meadow.

Map of Middleton Stoney © OpenStreetMap contributors
  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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