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Windsor and Maidenhead · England

Funeral and Wake Catering in Moneyrow Green

From the first sizzle in the fryer to the last chip, fish and chips for the wake makes the food a highlight of your wake in Moneyrow Green.

  • Life celebrations
  • Wakes at church halls and clubs
  • A tribute meal

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FAQs for Moneyrow Green

How far is Moneyrow Green from London?

About 27 miles from central London, and we cover it as standard.

Is Moneyrow Green too small for a chip van?

Not at all. We serve villages and hamlets as well as towns. Tell us about lanes, gates and the ground.

What if the service runs late?

We allow for it. We’ll agree a serving time and stay flexible.

What do you bring?

Everything is cooked in the van. Let us know what’s available at the site and we will confirm what we need.

How many people should we cater for?

It’s hard to know, so a rough number is fine. Funeral directors can advise from experience.

What if the weather’s bad?

The weather doesn’t stop the van, because the cooking happens inside. Very soft ground can be a problem, so plan a back-up spot on a hard surface.

How long are you on site?

It depends on numbers and the service time. We agree arrival, serving and finishing times with you before the day.

What does the van need?

Less than you might think: a hard surface or firm, dry grass, with a clear way in. Send us a picture if you are not sure.

About our funeral and wake catering in Moneyrow Green

Some families choose it because it was a loved one’s favourite. For family meals after the service and wakes at venues, we can cook pie and chips, cod and chips and gravy and more.

For a wake near Moneyrow Green, a farmhouse or village hall frequently works well. Every portion is cooked to order on the day, never cooked in advance and left in a hot cabinet, and served the moment it comes out of the fryer.

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Area
Moneyrow Green (SL6)
County
Windsor and Maidenhead
Menu
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
Extras
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quotes
Ask us for a quote
Updated
24 October 2026

For event organisers in Moneyrow Green

If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. Ask the council or landowner early.

For big groups, the service window matters, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Sending people up in groups helps.

Occasions we serve in Moneyrow Green

It suits all ages, from children to older relatives.

Big or small, the van works the same way. Common bookings include:

  • A wake at the family home
  • Pub wakes
  • Scattering of ashes gatherings
  • Village hall wakes

Relatives arriving by train should know that the nearest station is Maidenhead station, about 2.2 miles north.

What your quote should include

  • How long service runs, and what happens if you overrun
  • Travel, tolls and road charges
  • Any minimum charge
  • When payment is due

15 questions to ask before you book

About the food

Mushy peas

No fish and chips is complete without mushy peas for many people.

Curry sauce

Chip-shop curry sauce is a mild, slightly sweet British classic, great with chips and sausages.

A fish and chip van or other catering?

Making food yourself for a wake is a lot to take on. A van takes that off your hands. Larger groups typically cost less per head, because the van, travel and set-up cost much the same either way. Give us your numbers and we’ll quote.

Why us?

  • Everything cooked to order at your event
  • Bookings across Windsor and Maidenhead, including Moneyrow Green
  • We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
  • Hot food handed straight over

Read how we price or our guide to van hire costs.

Moneyrow Green: halls, homes and travel

Moneyrow Green is about 2 miles south of Maidenhead, in Windsor and Maidenhead. Anywhere in SL6, we can bring the van to you. We take the van to 57 places in Windsor and Maidenhead. We serve events right across the region, from Moneyrow Green to Reading (about 11 miles away).

This part of Windsor and Maidenhead takes in SL6. We can serve a wake on streets such as Bartletts Lane, Moneyrow Green and Dairy Court or the roads around them, wherever the van can park. Close by, we cover wakes in Holyport (1 mile north), Stud Green (1 mile north-west), Touchen-end (1 mile south-west), Paley Street (1 mile south-west) and Braywoodside (1 mile south-west). Larger places within reach include Windsor (4 miles east), North Ascot (5 miles south), Cookham (5 miles north), Furze Platt (3 miles north), Dedworth (3 miles east) and Broomhall (8 miles south-east).

Other landmarks nearby include Windsor Castle (4.9 miles east) and St Mark's Hospital (2.8 miles north-west). The countryside around Moneyrow Green includes Bray Pit and Taplow Lake.

  • Nearby schools include Holyport College (0.6 miles west)
  • Nearby, you’ll find The White Hart pub (less than half a mile south)
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Should I sort the food myself?

Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Consider your numbers and how fresh you want it. Ask us for a quote and compare.

Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For a crowd, a van is usually simpler.

How we price fish and chips for the wake

There are no hidden charges: the price is based on:

  • The day of the week
  • The number of meals
  • The menu and how many choices
  • The minimum booking

Distance and any road charges make a difference, so it helps to give us the postcode.

Getting an accurate quote

To check availability and price, we need:

  • Access details such as gates and narrow lanes
  • The spot you have in mind for the van
  • Allergies and diets you know about
  • The date and when you’d like to eat

Most quotes start with a few simple details: date, address, numbers and serving time. You can use our quote form.

What happens on the day

We do not cook ahead. Fish is battered and fried when people come up to the hatch, which is why it tastes like it does at the seaside. Late-December sunset in Moneyrow Green is about 3:55pm, so an afternoon wake in winter needs lighting near the van. In summer, there is daylight until about 9:25pm.

  1. Contact us with the basics: when, where and roughly how many.
  2. Show us where the van would go, and we will confirm it works.
  3. Closer to the day, we confirm the arrival time and serving time.
  4. The van rolls up, the hatch opens and the fryers get going for family and friends.
  5. Once the last portion is out, we pack up and go.

Before we arrive

  • Name one person we can call on the day
  • Confirm the van is allowed on site
  • Plan where the queue will stand

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Tell us your date, venue or postcode and roughly how many people, along with your serving time, and we will reply with a quote. Just fill in our quote form.

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Allergies and dietary needs

Allergies are taken seriously. Here’s how you can help:

  • Check the hall has an urn
  • Confirm the van can park at the hall
  • Allow a little extra
  • Choose a friend to be our contact

Afterwards, we leave quietly.

Some families add a favourite dessert or cake.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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