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Funeral and Wake Catering for Mud Row events

Planning fish and chips for the wake in Mud Row? The van comes to your venue, home or workplace and fry everything fresh on the spot.

  • Wakes at church halls and clubs
  • Gatherings after scattering ashes
  • Pub wakes

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Planning an event in Mud Row?

Takeaway run or book a van?

For a small group, making your own food can work. For larger numbers, or when you want hot food, a van takes the pressure off, and nobody has to miss the wake.

If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For a crowd, a van is usually simpler.

Funeral and wake catering in Mud Row, fried fresh

Someone else can make the booking for you. Typical bookings include small family memorials and village hall wakes, serving cod and chips, pie and chips and gravy.

In rural Mud Row, home or the hall is usual, with the van in the yard or car park. Tell us about dietary needs and allergies when you enquire, and we will be straight with you about what we can do.

Location
Mud Row (ME12)
Area hub
Kent
On the menu
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Quotes
Contact us for a quote
Updated
24 October 2026
Fish and chips with peas next to a cup of tea

Arranging a wake in Mud Row

Mud Row is about 3 miles east of Minster, in Kent. For a wake in Mud Row, we can park on a drive, a car park, a yard or firm, dry grass. We take the van to all 922 towns and villages in Kent, from the larger towns to small villages. Our nearest city page is Canterbury, about 13 miles away.

Anywhere in ME12, we can fry fresh for your guests. Close by, we cover wakes in Warden (1 mile east), Eastchurch (1 mile west), Bay View (1 mile south-east), Leysdown-on-Sea (2 miles south-east) and Minster (3 miles west). Larger places within reach include Canterbury (13 miles south-east), Sittingbourne (8 miles south-west), Whitstable (8 miles south-east), Faversham (7 miles south), Herne Bay (11 miles east) and Davington (6 miles south).

Well-known places in the area include Minster Gatehouse Museum (3.2 miles west).

Map of Mud Row © OpenStreetMap contributors

Why choose funeral and wake catering in Mud Row?

It’s one less thing to organise.

Here are some of the occasions we serve:

  • A tribute meal
  • Life celebrations
  • Remembrance gatherings
  • Gatherings at a village hall or club

If the funeral is at a church such as Church of All Saints, a hall or home nearby keeps the journey to the wake short.

Comparing caterers

  • Any minimum charge
  • What the van needs: space, access, power
  • Whether travel is included
  • What happens if plans change

How to compare vans

Mud Row questions

Is Mud Row close to London?

About 43 miles from central London, and we cover it as standard.

Can you serve after a service at Church of All Saints?

Yes, at a nearby hall, home or venue with somewhere for the van. Churches rarely have space for a catering van, so the food is typically elsewhere. Tell us where you will gather.

Can the van come to Mud Row?

We do. Mud Row is one of the places we cover. Tell us your date and we’ll check availability.

Is everything cooked fresh?

It is. We cook inside the van, so it’s fried on the spot, not cooked earlier and kept warm.

Can you be flexible on the day?

Yes. We start when you are ready.

What if the weather’s bad?

We cook inside the van, so rain doesn’t stop us. It is worth planning some cover for the queue.

Can you cater a wake at short notice?

Get in touch as soon as you can. We will tell you straight away whether we’re available.

Can you park on the road outside?

It depends on the road. Off-road parking is usually simpler; if it has to be the street, check with the council.

What comes out of the fryer

Curry sauce

The chip shop’s own curry sauce is mild and a little sweet, perfect with chips or a sausage.

Cod and chips

Cod and chips is the meal most people picture when they think of a chip shop. Cooked fresh at the hatch, it is hot, crisp and generous.

Is a fish and chip van right for your wake?

Many wakes have sandwiches and cake. Hot food can be more welcome. Got a budget? Let us know, and we will suggest a menu and timing to match. A short menu is often the best value.

Why book our van in Mud Row

  • No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
  • Bookings across Kent, including Mud Row
  • Fish and chips fried fresh on site
  • All the chip-shop extras

See how we price or our guide to van hire costs.

For planners, venues and organisers

If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. Ask the council or landowner early.

If you’re booking for a business, tell us how you’d like to handle the booking and payment, and we will talk you through the process. We can work with your facilities team on access and timings.

The process

We need a level, firm place to park the van, close to where people will eat, and we agree exactly where before the day. Summer evenings in Mud Row stay light until about 9:15pm, but in December it’s dark by about 3:50pm.

  1. You share your date, numbers and address.
  2. We check the route in and send a price.
  3. We arrive in good time to set up.
  4. Everything is fried to order as the queue moves.
  5. We serve hot from the hatch and pack up when we’re done.

Getting ready for the day

  • Have a level parking spot ready
  • Plan where the queue will stand
  • Name one person we can call on the day

How to get a price

It is easy to get a price: share your date, address, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat. We will send a clear quote that says what’s included.

Tell us about your event

Related guides

What a fish and chip van costs

There are no hidden charges: the price is based on:

  • The date and time of year
  • Numbers
  • Travel, tolls and road charges
  • The length of service

The cost per head generally falls as numbers rise, because the van, travel and set-up cost much the same either way. Give us your numbers and we will quote.

What to tell us

You don’t need every detail fixed to get a quote, but it helps to know:

  • Rough numbers for adults and children
  • The date and when you’d like to eat
  • The spot you have in mind for the van
  • Access details such as gates and narrow lanes

Every booking is quoted individually, so the price fits what you actually need. For a quote, use our quote form.

Where the van can park in Mud Row

No two venues are the same, so we ask about the spot and the way in before we confirm. Generally, we look for:

  • A lit spot if service runs after dark
  • Permission from the venue or landowner for the van
  • A clear area by the serving hatch

Not sure about the spot? Send us a picture and we will tell you honestly.

Popular choices

  • Gravy
  • Sausage and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Pie and chips
  • Haddock and chips

See the full menu

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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