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Funeral and Wake Catering in North Wembley
Planning fish and chips for the wake in North Wembley? We bring the van to you and fry fresh while your guests queue at the hatch.
- Remembrance gatherings
- Life celebrations
- Gatherings at a village hall or club
A chip van near North Wembley
Organising for someone else?
For larger numbers, tell us how long you have for food, so we can plan service to match. Sending people up in groups helps.
If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.
How our funeral and wake catering works in North Wembley
Food is fried to order, so it’s hot when people arrive. Popular choices include mushy peas, cod and chips and haddock and chips, and typical bookings are for wakes at a pub or venue with outside space and wakes at home.
For a wake in North Wembley, a hall or club with a car park is often simplest. Everything we need comes with the van, and we pack up and leave the spot as we found it.
- Area
- North Wembley (HA0, HA9, UB6)
- County
- Greater London
- On the menu
- Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
- Extras
- Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
- Quotes
- Ask us for a quote
- Page updated
- 24 October 2026
North Wembley: your questions answered
What about parking in North Wembley?
It can be, so tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council suspension. We’ll work around it.
What’s the nearest station to North Wembley?
Wembley Central station, in North Wembley itself.
What if timings change?
We allow for it. We will work to your contact on the day.
Do you have a kids’ option?
Of course. Children normally love sausage and chips. Tell us how many are coming.
What does it cost to hire the van?
Every booking is quoted individually, based on your numbers and timings. Tell us your date and rough numbers for a clear quote.
What does the van need?
Less than you might think: a hard surface or firm, dry grass, with a clear way in. Send us a picture if you’re not sure.
Is grass a problem?
Typically, if it is firm and dry. Soft, wet ground can trap any vehicle, so have a hard-surface back-up.
Can you cater for allergies?
Tell us about allergies when you book, and we’ll tell you what’s in each item.
How we price fish and chips for the wake
The same numbers can mean different prices, because of:
- The day of the week
- The minimum booking
- Parking and the way in
- Service time
A chip van frequently compares well with a plated meal, because it needs no kitchen and no crockery hire. We’ll send you a quote.
Getting an accurate quote
Here’s what makes a quick, accurate quote possible:
- Roughly how many people, including children
- The venue or postcode
- Dietary needs, with numbers
- A picture of where the van would go
The quickest way to a quote is to fill in our quote form. Tell us about your wake in North Wembley, and we will come back with availability and a quote.
The menu, dish by dish
Sausage and chips
For anyone who doesn’t fancy fish, there is sausage and chips, and it is a favourite with children.
Pie and chips
A pie and chips is proper comfort food, and it’s especially welcome on a cold day.
Also near North Wembley
What else we do in North Wembley
After a funeral in North Wembley
North Wembley is about 2 miles south-east of Harrow, in Greater London. For wakes in North Wembley, the van can park on drives, in car parks and yards, and on firm lawns and fields in and around North Wembley. We cover 764 places across Greater London. Our nearest city page is London, about 10 miles away.
If there is not room at home, a hall or club near North Wembley may suit. With the A4089 nearby, it is easy for family travelling by car to reach North Wembley.
We take the van to wakes all over the HA0, HA9 and UB6 postcode area and the streets around it. We can serve a wake on streets such as Elm Road, East Lane and High Road or the roads around them, as long as there’s somewhere for the van. You will find North Wembley on the A4089, so it’s easy for us to reach with the van. For wakes just outside North Wembley, we cover Brondesbury Park (1 mile north), Sudbury Hill (1 mile west), Sudbury (1 mile west), South Kenton (1 mile north) and Perivale (1 mile south-west). Further out, we also take the van to London (10 miles south-east), City of Westminster (7 miles south-east), Marylebone (7 miles east), Kensington (6 miles south-east), St Pancras (8 miles east) and Shoreditch (10 miles east).
Other landmarks nearby include Kodak Museum (3.1 miles north-west) and London Designer Outlet (0.8 miles east). The countryside around North Wembley includes Perivale Wood and Castlebar Hill.
- Local schools include Wembley High Technology College (0.6 miles north-west)
- Pubs nearby include J.J. Moon's pub (0.5 miles east)
- Parks and local facilities nearby include Middlesex (1.8 miles south-east)
What the van needs
Plenty of places work for the van, but there are a few things to check:
- Room in front of the hatch for a queue
- A spot near your guests
- Access wide and high enough for the van
North Wembley is in London, within the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking can be tight: tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council parking suspension.
If you’re unsure, send a picture of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think.
What we serve
- Mushy peas
- Pie and chips
- Gravy
- Cod and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Sausage and chips
Why choose a fish and chip van in North Wembley?
Some venues offer wake menus. A van works where they do not, or at home. Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, along with distance and access to the site. We quote for each booking individually.
Why us?
- We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
- A menu almost everyone likes
- No surprises in your quote
- Fried fresh, not kept warm
See our pricing and the cost guide.
Perfect for your wake in North Wembley
There’s little waste, because food is cooked to order.
We are booked for all kinds of occasions in North Wembley and nearby. Some of the most common are:
- Gatherings after scattering ashes
- Life celebrations
- Village hall wakes
- Memorial events and anniversaries
For a service at a church like Church of St John, choosing a wake venue nearby helps older guests.
What your quote should include
- Whether travel is included
- Exactly what’s included in the price
- How late numbers can change
- VAT, if it applies
How the day works
We need a level, firm place to park the van, close to where people will eat, and we agree exactly where before the day. In winter, it is dark in North Wembley by about 3:55pm, so an afternoon wake in winter needs lighting near the van. In summer, there is daylight until about 9:20pm.
- Get in touch with the basics: when, where and roughly how many.
- A photo of the parking spot helps us check the van will fit.
- A week or so before, we confirm timings and numbers.
- We park, open the hatch and start frying for family and friends.
- Last portion served, we tidy up and head off.
How to prepare
- Confirm the van is allowed on site
- Let us know who to talk to on the day
- Confirm numbers and dietary needs before the day
Get a quote
Each quote is put together for your wake. Give us your date first, and we will check availability straight away.
Planning help
Should I sort the food myself?
Weighing up a takeaway order against booking a van? Consider your numbers and how fresh you want it. Ask us for a quote and compare.
If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For a crowd, a van is usually simpler.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch