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Funeral and Wake Catering in Perivale

Hot, crisp and cooked while you wait: fish and chips for the wake in Perivale and the surrounding area.

  • Remembrance gatherings
  • Gatherings at a village hall or club
  • Gatherings after the committal

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Funeral and wake catering in Perivale

How our funeral and wake catering works in Perivale

Some families choose it because it was a loved one’s favourite. Popular choices include mushy peas, pie and chips and gravy, and typical bookings are for wakes at venues and a favourite meal in someone’s memory.

In Perivale, a wake might be at home, a hall or a local pub. In London, the van needs off-road parking or a legal space nearby, which we can help you think through. We bring the van and everything we need to cook, and we leave the pitch tidy when we go.

Location
Perivale (UB6, HA0, W5)
Area hub
Greater London
From the fryer
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
Extras
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Price
Contact us for a quote
Last updated
24 October 2026
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Questions from Perivale

What about parking in Perivale?

It can be, so tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council suspension. We will work around it.

Can the van park in Castle Bar Park?

Only with permission from the park’s owner, typically the council. Ask them first.

How fast is service?

It depends on numbers, the menu and how people arrive. Tell us your numbers and how long you have for food, and we will plan service around it.

Do we need to provide anything?

A suitable spot for the van and permission to park there. Mention any power or water available and we’ll take it from there.

Can the van come to Perivale?

We do. Perivale is one of the places we cover. Tell us your date and we’ll check availability.

Can you cater for allergies?

Tell us about allergies when you book, and we’ll give you the allergen information and what we can offer.

What if timings change?

Yes. We start when you’re ready.

Can the wake be at home?

Yes, with a suitable spot for the van.

Wake catering near Perivale

Perivale is about 1 mile east of Greenford, in Greater London. For wakes in Perivale, we plan around your venue and timings: a clear quote, an agreed spot for the van and food fried fresh on the day. We take the van to 764 places in Greater London, from the larger towns to small villages. You can also see our page for London, about 10 miles away.

Local halls and clubs near Perivale can host a wake if home is too small. If relatives are coming by rail, South Greenford station, about 0.8 miles south-west, is the nearest station.

Anywhere in UB6, HA0 and W5, we can fry fresh for your guests. That could mean a wake at a home on Lee Road, Wicket Road and Bilton Road or the roads around them, as long as there is somewhere for the van. Other places close to Perivale we cover include Pitshanger (1 mile south), Brentham Garden Suburb (1 mile south-east), Sudbury Hill (1 mile north), Sudbury (1 mile north) and Greenford (1 mile west). Larger places within reach include London (10 miles east), City of Westminster (7 miles east), Marylebone (8 miles east), Kensington (6 miles south-east), St Pancras (9 miles east) and Shoreditch (10 miles east).

Nearby you will also find Clementine Churchill Hospital (1.9 miles north) and London Transport Museum Depot (2.8 miles south-east). Open spaces near Perivale include Middle Lake and Castlebar Hill.

  • Schools near Perivale include Alperton Community School (1.2 miles east) and St Benedict's School (1.3 miles south-east)
  • Nearby, you will find Brentham Clubhouse pub (0.8 miles south-east)
  • Parks and local facilities nearby include Municipal Borough of Ealing (1.8 miles south)
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Why choose a fish and chip van in Perivale?

Many wakes have sandwiches and cake. Hot food can be more welcome. Travel, tolls and charges such as ULEZ can affect the price, so it helps to give us the postcode.

Why book our van in Perivale

  • Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side
  • Nothing for you to cook or clear
  • Quick service from the hatch
  • No surprises in your quote

Read our prices page or our guide to van hire costs.

How it works

The first sign we have arrived is normally the smell. After that, it’s a steady flow to the hatch. Summer evenings in Perivale stay light until about 9:20pm, while winter afternoons darken by about 3:55pm, so plan lighting near the door.

  1. Send us your date, numbers and address.
  2. We check the route in and send a price.
  3. We arrive early to park and heat the fryers.
  4. Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, to order.
  5. We serve hot from the hatch and pack up when we are done.

Getting ready for the day

  • Have a level parking spot ready
  • Think about a gazebo by the van in case of rain
  • Check the venue or landowner is happy for the van to park

How to get a price

Thinking about fish and chips for the wake for your wake in Perivale? Send us the details and we will come back with a quote. Just use our quote form.

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Related guides

What comes out of the fryer

Haddock and chips

Haddock has a slightly sweeter flavour and a firmer flake. In the north and in Scotland, haddock is the classic.

Sausage and chips

A sausage and chips is the chip-shop classic for younger guests and fish-dodgers, especially with curry sauce.

For event organisers in Perivale

For larger numbers, tell us how long you have for food, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Sending people up in groups helps.

If you’re booking for a business, tell us how you’d like to handle the booking and payment, and we’ll talk you through the process. We can work with your facilities team on access and timings.

Why choose funeral and wake catering in Perivale?

Families choose fish and chips because it’s comforting and familiar.

Almost any gathering works with a fish and chip van. People in Perivale book the van for occasions like:

  • Memorial gatherings
  • Wakes at venues
  • Village hall wakes
  • Remembrance gatherings

After a service at St. Mary with St. Nicholas - Perivale, a wake at a hall or home close by means less travelling for everyone.

Questions to ask before booking

  • Any minimum charge
  • When payment is due
  • What the van needs: space, access, power
  • What they can offer for dietary needs

How to compare vans

DIY versus a fish and chip van

Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For a crowd, a van is usually simpler.

Weighing up a takeaway order against booking a van? Consider your numbers and how fresh you want it. We’re happy to send a quote so you can compare.

Where the van can park in Perivale

Most drives, car parks, yards and firm lawns can take the van, but there are a few things to check:

  • A clear area by the serving hatch
  • Confirmation that the van can park there
  • Flat, firm ground for the van

As a London location, Perivale is inside the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking takes planning: let us know about off-street space or permits.

If you’re unsure, send a picture of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think before booking.

Popular choices

  • Pie and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Gravy
  • Cod and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Sausage and chips

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Prices and what affects them

The price comes down to a few factors:

  • The menu and how many choices
  • Access and parking
  • How many people are eating
  • How long we serve

If you have a budget in mind, tell us, and we will suggest a menu and timing to match. A short menu is often the best value.

Getting an accurate quote

Good planning starts with a few facts. Please include:

  • The date and when you’d like to eat
  • Dietary needs, with numbers
  • Where you’d like the van to go
  • Anything awkward about the way in

We quote for each event separately, based on your numbers, timings and travel. To ask for one, use our quote form.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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