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Funeral and wake catering in Penshurst, Kent
We bring fish and chips for the wake to Penshurst and nearby, cooking to order on site and serving from the hatch.
- Gatherings after the committal
- Memorial gatherings
- Anniversary memorials
A chip van near Penshurst
Funeral and wake catering for your wake in Penshurst
We serve wakes at homes, halls, clubs and venues, wherever the van can park. For remembrance gatherings and a tribute meal, we can cook pie and chips, sausage and chips and mushy peas.
For a wake near Penshurst, a farmhouse or village hall often works well. We keep the menu short: fewer choices means fresher food and shorter queues.
A chip van compared with other options
For a simple, comforting meal at a wake, fish and chips from a van works well in Penshurst. When you compare quotes, check what each one includes: service time, menu, travel, any minimum and VAT. Our quotes spell it all out.
Why book our van in Penshurst
- Fish and chips fried fresh on site
- Served hot, straight from the hatch
- Cod, haddock, sausages and pies
- No kitchen needed
Read our pricing and our guide to van hire costs.
Planning the van’s spot
A fish and chip van is a vehicle, so the spot matters, and a little planning goes a long way. Here’s what we look for:
- Permission from the venue or landowner for the van
- A spot near your guests
- A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates
If you’re unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think before you book.
On the menu in Penshurst
- Haddock and chips
- Pie and chips
- Mushy peas
- Gravy
- Cod and chips
- Sausage and chips
What a fish and chip van costs
Each booking is quoted on its own, and the price depends on a few things:
- Parking and the way in
- Whether a minimum applies
- How long we serve
- Your choice of menu
Most vans have a minimum charge, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. We will tell you up front.
Getting an accurate quote
For a quote, it helps to have:
- The date and time of the event
- Where the van would park
- Dietary needs, with numbers
- Where the event is
We quote for each event separately, based on your numbers, timings and travel. To ask for one, send us your details through our quote form.
Perfect for your wake in Penshurst
There is no kitchen work for anyone.
A fish and chip van suits almost any gathering. In Penshurst, people book us for events such as:
- Anniversary memorials
- Wakes at home
- Family gatherings after a burial or cremation
- Pub wakes
Families holding a service at Church of St John the Baptist frequently gather afterwards at a nearby hall, where the van can park.
Comparing caterers
- What they can offer for dietary needs
- The cancellation terms
- What the van needs: space, access, power
- Whether VAT is included
Should I sort the food myself?
Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. With a fish and chip van, you get hot food without the work.
For a small group, making your own food can work. For larger numbers, or when you want hot food, a van takes the pressure off, and nobody has to miss the wake.
Planners, venues and businesses
For larger numbers, tell us how long you have for food, so we can plan service to match. Staggering groups helps a lot.
Venues often have their own rules about outside caterers and vehicles: where a van can park, access times and the paperwork they want. Send us your venue’s requirements and we’ll confirm what we can provide.
Also near Penshurst
What else we do in Penshurst
Wake catering near Penshurst
Penshurst is about 5 miles north-west of Royal Tunbridge Wells, in Kent. Give us the address of your wake in Penshurst, and we’ll plan access and set-up before the day. We take the van to 922 places across Kent, from the larger towns to small villages. You can also see our page for London, about 26 miles away.
If relatives are coming by rail, the closest railway station is Penshurst station, roughly 1.8 miles north of the centre.
Wherever your wake is in TN11, we can fry fresh for your guests, from busy streets to quiet lanes. Streets in the area include High Street, The Warren and Beckets Field, and the van can serve a wake on any of them with a suitable parking spot. We also bring the van to wakes in Chiddingstone Hoath (2 miles west), Walter's Green (2 miles south), Chiddingstone Causeway (2 miles north), Fordcombe (2 miles south) and Teasley Mead (3 miles south-west). Within a short drive, we also cover Sevenoaks (8 miles north), Royal Tunbridge Wells (5 miles south-east), Tonbridge (5 miles north-east), Kings Hill (12 miles north-east), Paddock Wood (9 miles east) and Southborough (4 miles east).
Well-known places in the area include Tonbridge Cottage Hospital (4.2 miles east) and Chiddingstone Castle (1.8 miles north-west). Open spaces near Penshurst include Broadwater Warren RSPB Reserve and Barden Lake.
- Local pubs include The Leicester Arms Hotel (under half a mile north-east)
Your questions about fish and chips for the wake in Penshurst
What’s the nearest station to Penshurst?
Penshurst station, about 1.8 miles north of the centre.
Is Penshurst close to London?
Roughly 26 miles from the centre of London, and we cover it as standard.
Can you be flexible on the day?
Yes. We start when you are ready.
What does the van need?
A level, firm spot it can drive onto, near your guests, and space for a queue. Mention any narrow gates or soft ground.
Can someone else arrange it?
Yes, many families prefer that.
What food do you serve?
Chip-shop favourites: cod, haddock, chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Our menu has the details.
What if the weather’s bad?
We cook inside the van, so rain doesn’t stop us. It is worth planning some cover for the queue.
Can the van come to Penshurst?
Yes. We take the van across London and the South East, including Penshurst. For a quote, use our quote form.
How it works
We need time before service to bring the fryers up to heat, so we’re there in good time before you want to eat. In autumn and winter, it’s dark early in Penshurst; plan a lit path from the door to the van.
- You, or your funeral director, tell us the date, the place and rough numbers.
- We check where the van can park and send a clear price.
- We plan a flexible serving time around the service.
- On the day we set up quietly and serve when guests are ready.
- When everyone has eaten, we clear up and go.
How to prepare
- Get permission for the van from the venue
- Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue
- Arrange somewhere dry for the queue
Ask for a quote
Planning fish and chips for the wake in Penshurst? Send us the details and we’ll come back with a quote. Just send us your details through our quote form.
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Allergies and dietary needs
With a bit of planning, dietary needs are easier to handle. A few tips:
- Allow a little extra
- Funeral directors can help with numbers
- Ask the venue about the van
- Name a contact for the day who is not close family
Allow time for travel from the service, crematorium or burial ground.
Napkins and bins near the van keep things tidy.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch