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Funeral and wake catering in Rose Hill, Slough

A menu everybody knows: cod or haddock in batter, chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Book fish and chips for the wake in Rose Hill.

  • A wake at the family home
  • Wakes at church halls and clubs
  • Family meals after the service

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Funeral and wake catering for your wake in Rose Hill

We work quietly and simply. We arrive at the agreed time, park discreetly and serve when you are ready. We serve pie and chips, gravy and sausage and chips, and typical bookings are for wakes at venues and wakes at home.

For a wake near Rose Hill, a farmhouse or village hall frequently works well. Everything we need comes with the van, and we pack up and leave the spot as we found it.

Area
Rose Hill (SL1)
County
Slough
On the menu
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
Sides
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Quote
Contact us for a quote
Last updated
24 October 2026
Fish and chips with peas and a mug of tea on a wooden table

Planning the van’s spot

Most drives, car parks, yards and firm lawns can take the van, but a few things matter:

  • Lighting nearby for evening events
  • Access wide and high enough for the van
  • Permission from the venue or landowner for the van

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise.

On the menu in Rose Hill

  • Haddock and chips
  • Gravy
  • Cod and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Pie and chips

See the full menu

Is a fish and chip van right for your wake?

A pub or venue may cater a wake themselves. A van works at home or at a hall. Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, along with distance and access to the site. We quote for each booking individually.

Why book with us

  • The classic sides: peas, curry sauce and gravy
  • Served hot, straight from the hatch
  • No surprises in your quote
  • Cod, haddock, sausages and pies

See our prices page or what a fish and chip van costs.

Organising for someone else?

If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.

If you are booking for a business, tell us how you’d like to handle the booking and payment, and we’ll talk you through the process. We’re happy to liaise with facilities on parking and timings.

Rose Hill questions

Can the van park in Cocksherd Wood?

Only with permission from the park’s owner, typically the council. Ask them first.

Is Rose Hill close to London?

Roughly 25 miles from the centre of London, and we cover it as standard.

How much does fish and chips for the wake cost in Rose Hill?

The price depends on numbers, menu, service time and travel. Tell us about your wake and we’ll send a quote.

What do we need to supply?

A suitable spot for the van and permission to park there. Tell us whether there is power or water nearby and we’ll confirm the rest.

What’s on the menu?

The classics: cod or haddock and chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. See the menu.

How do you handle allergies?

Yes, we can tell you which allergens are in each item. Battered fish contains fish and, in standard batter, gluten. Send us any allergies in writing.

When do you arrive?

We arrive well before service to park and heat the fryers. We will agree arrival and serving times with you.

Can the van come to Rose Hill?

Yes, we do. We serve events in Rose Hill and across Slough. Send us your date to check availability.

Planning for dietary needs

A little planning helps everyone eat safely. A few tips:

  • Funeral directors can help with numbers
  • Let someone else talk to us on the day
  • Tell us about any close family with allergies
  • Confirm the van can park at the hall

We park quietly before guests return from the service.

A favourite cake can be a lovely touch.

How the day works

You will know we’re ready when the smell of frying drifts over, about the time the first guests wander across. From then on, people come up as they’re ready. In winter, it’s dark in Rose Hill by about 3:55pm, so for an afternoon wake, light near the van and the door helps. Summer wakes have daylight well into the evening.

  1. You share your date, numbers and address.
  2. We check the route in and send a price.
  3. We arrive in good time to set up.
  4. Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, to order.
  5. We serve hot from the hatch and pack up when we’re done.

Getting ready for the day

  • Confirm the van is allowed on site
  • Clear the route for the van
  • Tell us when you want to eat

How to get a price

Getting a quote is simple: share your date, address, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat. We’ll send a clear quote that says what’s included.

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Related guides

Food your guests will love

Curry sauce

The chip shop’s own curry sauce is mild and a little sweet, great with chips and sausages.

Pie and chips

Pie and chips gives people a filling alternative to fish, perfect with gravy.

What affects the price in Rose Hill

Every booking is priced individually, and the price depends on a few things:

  • The date and time of year
  • Service time
  • Access and parking
  • How many people are eating

Many fish and chip vans set a minimum, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. We will tell you up front.

Details that help

We can quote more accurately with a few details. Here’s what’s useful:

  • Where the event is
  • Allergies and diets you know about
  • Where you’d like the van to go
  • Rough numbers for adults and children

Most quotes start with a few simple details: the date, where the van would park, roughly how many people and when you’d like to eat. To send them, send us your details through our quote form.

Takeaway run or book a van?

Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it is hard work. Long waits and a drive home mean food arrives lukewarm and soggy. A van fries it right there, so it is crisp.

DIY food keeps costs down, but the host spends the event serving. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.

Arranging a wake in Rose Hill

Rose Hill is about 3 miles north-east of Maidenhead, in Slough. We serve wakes at homes, halls, workplaces and venues in Rose Hill and nearby villages. We serve all 31 towns and villages in Slough, from the larger towns to small villages. You can also see our page for Reading, about 15 miles away.

After a service at Church of St Mary, a wake at a hall or home close by means less travelling for everyone.

Wakes anywhere in SL1 start with a parking spot for the van and roughly how many guests. From Rose Hill and Taplow Common Road or anywhere nearby, we can park up and fry there. Other places close to Rose Hill we cover include Hitchambury (1 mile south), Taplow (1 mile south-west), Burnham (1 mile south-east), Littleworth Corner (1 mile north-east) and Hedsor (2 miles north). Further out, we also take the van to Slough (4 miles south-east), Cippenham (3 miles south-east), Chalvey (4 miles south-east), Langley (6 miles south-east), Upton (5 miles south-east) and Datchet (6 miles south-east).

Other landmarks nearby include St Mark's Hospital (3.5 miles south-west) and The Reitlinger Bequest Museum (2.2 miles south-west). Green spaces nearby include Taplow Lake and Littleworth Common.

  • Local schools include Burnham Grammar School (1.4 miles south-east)
  • Local pubs include The Feathers Public House (0.7 miles north-west)
Map of Rose Hill © OpenStreetMap contributors
  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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