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Funeral and wake catering in Rush Green, Buckinghamshire

We bring fish and chips for the wake across Rush Green and Buckinghamshire, frying fresh at your venue.

  • Remembrance gatherings
  • Wakes at church halls and clubs
  • Memorial gatherings

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Planning an event in Rush Green?

Funeral and wake catering in Rush Green, cooked to order

The wake can be at home, at a village hall or club, or at a venue with space outside. On the menu are cod and chips, pie and chips and gravy, and we are often booked for celebrations of life and remembrance gatherings.

Near Rush Green, wakes are frequently at home or in the hall. Let us know about access. Let us know about allergies and dietary needs in advance, and we’ll be straight with you about what we can do.

Battered fish and chips served on a plate
Where
Rush Green (UB9)
Region
Buckinghamshire
On the menu
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
Extras
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Quote
Contact us for a quote
Updated
24 October 2026

Prices and what affects them

There are no hidden charges: the quote reflects:

  • The date and time of year
  • Distance and any road charges
  • Cod, haddock or both
  • Whether a minimum applies

A chip van frequently compares well with a plated meal, as there is no kitchen to hire and nothing to wash up. We will send you a quote.

Details that help

Good planning starts with a few facts. Please include:

  • Where the event is
  • The date and when you’d like to eat
  • Where the van would park
  • Allergies and diets you know about

Not sure of numbers yet? No problem: give us a rough idea and the date, and we’ll firm it up nearer the time. Start when you are ready: fill in our quote form.

Working with your venue

Parks, greens and streets usually need permission for a catering van. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.

Many venues set rules for catering vans: where a van can park, access times and the paperwork they want. Tell us what your venue needs and we will work through them with you.

Can’t we just order from the chip shop?

Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.

Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Consider your numbers and how fresh you want it. Ask us for a quote and compare.

A chip van compared with other options

For warm food after a funeral, fish and chips from a van works well. Travel, tolls and charges such as ULEZ can affect the price, so it helps to give us the postcode.

Why us?

  • A clear quote before you book
  • Served hot, straight from the hatch
  • A menu almost everyone likes
  • No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up

See our prices page or what a fish and chip van costs.

How the day works

Because we cook inside the van, rain doesn’t stop us. It is worth thinking about cover for the queue, though. A wake in Rush Green in late autumn or winter may run into the dark, with sunset about 7:05pm in late September and 3:55pm in December.

  1. You, or your funeral director, tell us the date, the place and rough numbers.
  2. You get an access check and a quote, without fuss.
  3. We agree a time to arrive and when food should be ready, allowing for the service running over.
  4. On the day we set up quietly and serve when guests are ready.
  5. We pack up when everyone has eaten and leave quietly.

How to prepare

  • Think about a gazebo by the van in case of rain
  • Confirm the van is allowed on site
  • Let us know the serving time

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Most quotes start with a few simple details: date, address, numbers and serving time. You can fill in our quote form.

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Planning help

Rush Green: halls, homes and travel

Rush Green is about 3 miles north-west of Hillingdon, in Buckinghamshire. We serve wakes at homes, halls, workplaces and venues in Rush Green and the surrounding area. Rush Green is one of 263 places in Buckinghamshire we cover. Our bookings stretch from Rush Green to London (19 miles away).

For family travelling by train, Denham Golf Club station is about 1.4 miles away.

This part of Buckinghamshire takes in UB9. Other places close to Rush Green we cover include Baker's Wood (1 mile north), Tatling End (1 mile north-west), Higher Denham (1 mile north), Iver Heath (2 miles south) and Fulmer (2 miles west). We also serve nearby towns such as High Wycombe (11 miles north-west), Chesham (11 miles north), Marlow (11 miles west), Amersham (9 miles north-west), Beaconsfield (7 miles north-west) and Chalfont St Peter (4 miles north-west).

A little further out are Hillingdon Museum and Archives Services (1.9 miles south-east) and The Pavilions (1.7 miles south-east). Open spaces near Rush Green include Kingcup Meadows and Oldhouse Wood and Horse Shoe Bay.

  • Local schools include Vyners School (2.3 miles east)
  • Local pubs include The King pub (0.8 miles north-east)
Map of Rush Green © OpenStreetMap contributors

Food your guests will love

Gravy

In the north and the Midlands, gravy is the side of choice, and it is lovely with a pie.

Haddock and chips

Some people swear by haddock: a firmer flake and a sweeter taste. Tell us if you’d like to offer it.

FAQs for Rush Green

Can you serve after a service at St Francis?

Yes, at a home, hall or venue nearby where the van can park. Churches rarely have space for a catering van, so the food is normally elsewhere. Send us the address.

How far is Rush Green from London?

About 19 miles from central London.

Is there a non-fish option?

We serve sausages and pies as well as fish. Tell us about other diets and we will be honest about what’s possible.

What if we do not know numbers?

It’s hard to know, so a rough number is fine. Your funeral director can help.

Can you be flexible on the day?

Yes. We start when you’re ready.

How much space do you need?

Less than you might think: a drive, a car park, a yard or a firm lawn, with a clear way in. Send us a photo if you are not sure.

What happens if it rains?

We carry on in the rain, because the cooking happens inside. Soft ground after heavy rain is the bigger issue, so have a hard-surface spot in mind.

Is the fish gluten-free?

Not as standard: batter is usually made with wheat flour. Tell us about any coeliac guests and we will explain the options.

Diets, allergies and planning

Allergies are taken seriously. Here’s how you can help:

  • Make sure older relatives can sit
  • Arrange tea and coffee separately
  • Ask your funeral director to help estimate numbers
  • Build in time for delays

Remember the journey from the service when choosing a serving time.

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Events we cater in Rush Green

Nothing is wasted on an uncertain number of guests.

Almost any gathering works with a fish and chip van. In Rush Green, people book us for occasions like:

  • Memorial events and anniversaries
  • Memorial gatherings
  • Pub wakes
  • Wakes at home

After a service at St Francis, a wake at a hall or home close by means less travelling for everyone.

Questions to ask before you book

  • When payment is due
  • Allergen information for each item
  • The deadline for final numbers
  • The service time, and the cost of running over

Our booking checklist

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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