Fish and chip van hire, fried fresh at your event · London and the South East

Buckinghamshire · England

Fish and chip van hire in UB9

Hosting a party in UB9? We cover Harefield, Denham and New Denham and the rest of the district, with fish and chips fried to order.

Book the chip van in UB9

How fish and chip van hire works in UB9

Fish and chip van hire means the chip shop comes to you. The van parks up, the fryers go on and everything is cooked to order, so every portion goes out hot and crisp. Popular choices include sausage and chips, pie and chips and gravy, and typical bookings are for milestone birthday parties and company team days.

Service is quick: food goes from the fryer to the hatch, and people can eat where they like. Afterwards we pack up.

  1. You share your date, numbers and address.
  2. We check access for the van and quote.
  3. We arrive early to park and heat the fryers.
  4. Everything is fried to order as the queue moves.
  5. Service is straight from the hatch, then we pack up.

What it costs in UB9

Fish and chip van prices depend on the booking. A short service and a long afternoon’s trading are very different bookings. Your quote spells it all out.

What you get with us

  • No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
  • A clear quote before booking
  • Something for guests to gather round
  • We cover UB9 and the whole of Buckinghamshire

How to get a price

Send us the date, the address or UB9 postcode and rough numbers, plus when you’d like to eat, and we will reply with a quote. To get started, send us your details through our quote form.

Local landmarks in Harefield

Bookings here are often close to The Green, Harefield Baptist Church and The King's Arms Public House, among other places. Also close by are Harefield Infant School (within half a mile south-west) and The Harefield Academy (under half a mile east). The nearest railway station is Denham station, roughly 2 miles south. A little further out are Chiltern Open Air Museum (3.4 miles north-west) and Maple Cross and Mill End (2.1 miles north). Green spaces nearby include Horse Shoe Bay and Dews Farm Sand Pits.

A fish and chip van across UB9: what to know

UB9 covers everything from Hillingdon, Uxbridge and Harefield to 9 small villages and hamlets, and the van works in all of them. Town bookings mean planning parking; village bookings mean planning access.

Harefield: If you had The Green in mind, ask the council or landowner first: vans can’t simply park up and serve in a public park. If you’re gathering after a service at a church like Harefield Baptist Church, a nearby hall car park or drive suits the van. Around midsummer it stays light in Harefield until about 9:25pm; by late September sunset is nearer 7:05pm, so summer evening service is normally in daylight. In December it’s dark by about 3:55pm, so winter events need lighting by the van.

Planning the van’s spot

The van has to be able to get in and park safely, and a little planning goes a long way. These are the things we check:

  • Access wide and high enough for the van
  • The site’s agreement to a catering van
  • Room in front of the hatch for a queue

About the food

Pie and chips

Pie and chips gives people a filling alternative to fish, perfect with gravy.

Curry sauce

Curry sauce divides opinion and it’s on the menu.

Who books fish and chip van hire?

It suits relaxed, sociable events, where people can wander up when they’re ready.

If you are planning any of these, we can help:

  • Wakes and gatherings after a funeral
  • Fêtes, fairs and school events
  • Big birthdays
  • Christmas parties

For event organisers in UB9

For larger numbers, tell us how long you have for food, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Staggering groups helps a lot.

Planning an event for a club, school or charity in UB9? A fish and chip van draws people in and almost everyone likes it. Tell us about the event and we will take it from there.

Looking after everyone

With a little notice, diets are easier to plan for. We suggest:

  • Plan something for guests whose needs we cannot meet
  • Ask about allergies on your invitation or sign-up form
  • Have bins and napkins near the hatch
  • Let us know numbers for vegetarians and vegans

Fish and chips is at its best fresh from the fryer, so we fry to order as the queue moves.

Let everyone know when the food is ready.

FAQs for UB9

How do you handle allergies?

We provide allergen information for everything we serve. Battered fish contains fish and, in standard batter, gluten. Tell us about allergies in advance.

Do you need power or water?

Let us know about power and water at the site when you enquire, and we’ll confirm what we need.

When do you arrive?

We get there in good time to set up. We will agree arrival and serving times with you so food is ready when you want it.

How fast is service?

It depends on numbers, the menu and how people arrive. Tell us your numbers and how long you have for food, and we’ll plan to keep the queue moving.

What do you bring?

The van comes fully equipped to cook. You provide a suitable spot and permission to park.

How much space do you need?

Less than you might think: a hard surface or firm, dry grass, with a clear way in. If in doubt, send a photo.

Can you park on the road outside?

It depends on the road. A drive, car park or yard is generally easier; for the street, check the council’s rules.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
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  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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