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Funeral and Wake Catering for Skittle Green events

We bring fish and chips for the wake across Skittle Green and Buckinghamshire, cooking to order on site and serving from the hatch.

  • Gatherings at a village hall or club
  • Gatherings after the committal
  • Gatherings at home after a funeral

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Fresh fish and chips in Skittle Green

Funeral and wake catering in Skittle Green, cooked to order

We understand that timings on the day can move, so we stay flexible. For family meals after the service and celebrations of life, we can cook sausage and chips, haddock and chips and cod and chips and more.

Near Skittle Green, wakes are often at home or in the hall. Let us know about access. Food is served straight from the hatch, so it’s hot and generous, and the queue keeps moving.

Area
Skittle Green (HP27)
Region
Buckinghamshire
Menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Extras
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Quote
Contact us for a quote
Updated
24 October 2026
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What happens on the day

A typical booking goes like this: the van arrives and we set up, the oil comes up to temperature, and we serve hot from the hatch when you’re ready to eat. In summer, a wake in Skittle Green has light until about 9:25pm, while winter afternoons darken by about 3:55pm, so plan lighting near the door.

  1. First, the plan: what, where and what time.
  2. You hear back on the date and the price.
  3. We agree exactly where the van parks.
  4. Batter, fish and chips all go into the fryer as people come up.
  5. The pitch is left tidy when we go.

Before we arrive

  • Confirm the van is allowed on site
  • Think about a gazebo by the van in case of rain
  • Clear the route for the van

How to get a price

It’s easy to get a price: share your date, address, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat. We’ll send a clear quote that says what’s included.

Tell us about your event

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Why fried-to-order beats a buffet

A pub or venue may cater a wake themselves. A van works where they do not, or at home. When you compare quotes, check what each one includes: service time, menu, travel, any minimum and VAT. Our quotes spell it all out.

Why Skittle Green hosts choose us

  • Everything cooked to order at your event
  • A menu almost everyone likes
  • The classic sides: peas, curry sauce and gravy
  • No kitchen needed

See our prices page and what a fish and chip van costs.

Who books funeral and wake catering in Skittle Green?

It works for everyone.

If you are planning any of these, we can help:

  • Gatherings after scattering ashes
  • Remembrance gatherings
  • Gatherings after the committal
  • Wakes at church halls and clubs

If relatives are coming by rail, the closest railway station is Princes Risborough station, roughly 1.7 miles east of the centre.

What your quote should include

  • Whether there is a minimum
  • When payment is due
  • If the price includes VAT
  • The van’s size and access needs

Choosing a fish and chip van

Cannot we just order from the chip shop?

Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.

Ordering in from a local chip shop is an option. The problem is timing: big orders take a long time, and the food is cooling while it travels. A van solves that by cooking on site.

Your questions about fish and chips for the wake in Skittle Green

How far is Skittle Green from London?

About 37 miles from central London.

What’s the nearest station to Skittle Green?

The closest is Princes Risborough station, roughly 1.7 miles away.

How fast is service?

That depends on numbers, menu and timing. Tell us your numbers and how long you have for food, and we will plan service around it.

Do you come to Skittle Green?

Yes, we do. Skittle Green is one of the places we cover. Tell us your date and we’ll check availability.

Do you bring everything you need?

All the cooking happens in the van. Let us know what’s available at the site.

What can guests choose from?

The classics: cod or haddock and chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. See the menu.

How do we estimate numbers?

Start with a rough number, and we will firm it up nearer the day.

Is the food cooked at the event?

Yes. Everything is fried fresh in the van, and serve straight from the hatch.

Arranging a wake in Skittle Green

Skittle Green is about 2 miles west of Princes Risborough, in Buckinghamshire. We serve wakes at homes, halls, workplaces and venues in Skittle Green. We serve 263 places in Buckinghamshire, from the larger towns to small villages. You can also see our page for Oxford, about 15 miles away.

For a service at a church like Church of the Holy Trinity, choosing a wake venue nearby helps older guests. The Chilterns National Landscape is within about 5 miles of Skittle Green, and rural venues there may have narrow lanes, so tell us about access.

Wherever your wake is in HP27, we can fry fresh for your guests. From Chinnor Road and Skittle Green or a nearby road, we’ll bring the van to you. Other places close to Skittle Green we cover include Pitch Green (1 mile north-east), Holly Green (1 mile north), Henton (1 mile west), Bledlow (1 mile south-east) and Forty Green (1 mile north-west). Within a short drive, we also cover Aylesbury (7 miles north-east), High Wycombe (8 miles south-east), Chesham (12 miles east), Marlow (11 miles south-east), Amersham (12 miles east) and Beaconsfield (13 miles south-east).

Well-known places in the area include Thame Community Hospital (4.1 miles north-west) and Great Kimble Dial Hill (3.8 miles north-east). Within reach you will find Oakley Hill nature reserve and Beacon Hill.

  • Pubs nearby include The Lions Of Bledlow pub (0.5 miles south-east)
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Diets, allergies and planning

Most events have a few guests with dietary needs. To plan for them:

  • Cater for a few more than you expect
  • Ask your funeral director to help estimate numbers
  • Check the hall or venue allows a catering van
  • Arrange tea and coffee separately

Afterwards, we leave quietly.

Somewhere quiet to sit helps some guests.

Planning the van’s spot

The right spot keeps everyone safe and the service smooth. We need:

  • Permission from the venue or landowner for the van
  • A short walk from the party
  • A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn

If you’re unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think.

On the menu in Skittle Green

  • Haddock and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Sausage and chips
  • Gravy
  • Pie and chips

See the full menu

What a fish and chip van costs

There are no hidden charges: the price is based on:

  • Access and parking
  • How long we serve
  • Distance and any road charges
  • The menu and how many choices

Distance and any road charges make a difference, so it helps to give us the postcode.

What we need to know

The more we know about your wake, the better we can plan. Try to include:

  • Access details such as gates and narrow lanes
  • Where the van would park
  • The date and time of the event
  • Where the event is

We only need a few details to quote: the date, where the van would park, roughly how many people and when you’d like to eat. To send them, fill in our quote form.

The menu, dish by dish

Haddock and chips

Haddock has loyal fans: sweeter and a touch firmer than cod. Tell us if you’d like to offer it.

Pie and chips

Pie and chips is hearty and filling, and it is especially welcome on a cold day.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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