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Funeral and Wake Catering in Stony Green
Fried to order and served hot: fish and chips for the wake in Stony Green and across Buckinghamshire.
- Gatherings at home after a funeral
- A tribute meal
- Remembrance gatherings
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Funeral and wake catering for your wake in Stony Green
Fish and chips is informal, which suits a wake where people move around and talk. Whether it’s village hall wakes and anniversary memorials, we’ll put together a menu of haddock and chips, mushy peas and gravy for your guests.
Near Stony Green, wakes are often at home or in the hall. Tell us about lanes and the ground. We keep the menu short: a few classics done properly keeps the food fresh and the queue moving.
- Where
- Stony Green (HP16)
- Region
- Buckinghamshire
- Menu
- Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
- Extras
- Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
- Price
- Quoted for your event
- Last updated
- 24 October 2026
Planning for dietary needs
A little planning helps everyone eat safely. Here are a few tips:
- Confirm the van can park at the hall
- Check the hall has an urn
- Build in time for delays
- Let someone else talk to us on the day
A friend or the funeral director can be our contact.
A quiet room away from the crowd is a kindness.
Can’t we just order from the chip shop?
DIY food keeps costs down, but the host spends the event serving. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.
For a small group, making your own food can work. For larger numbers, or when you want hot food, a van takes the pressure off, and you get to enjoy the day.
How we price fish and chips for the wake
There are no hidden charges: the price is based on:
- The day of the week
- The minimum booking
- Cod, haddock or both
- How many people are eating
Most vans have a minimum charge, since getting the van there costs the same however many eat. We’ll tell you up front.
Getting an accurate quote
The more we know about your wake, the better we can plan. Try to include:
- Any dietary needs and allergies
- Where the van would park
- A photo of the parking spot
- The date and time of the event
The more you tell us, the more accurate the quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. Photos of the spot and the way in help. When you’re ready, send us your details through our quote form.
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Organising for someone else?
If you are booking for a business, tell us how you’d like to handle the booking and payment, and we will talk you through the process. We are happy to liaise with facilities on parking and timings.
For larger numbers, tell us how long you have for food, so we can plan service to match. Sending people up in groups helps.
Space, access and the venue
We’ll be honest if a spot will not work, and suggest an alternative. The main points are:
- Permission from the venue or landowner for the van
- A lit spot if service runs after dark
- A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise before booking.
From the hatch
- Cod and chips
- Gravy
- Pie and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Mushy peas
- Haddock and chips
Step by step
You’ll know we’re ready when the smell of frying drifts over, about the time the first guests wander across. After that, it is a steady flow to the hatch. In autumn and winter, it is dark early in Stony Green; plan a lit path from the door to the van.
- The family or funeral director sends us the date, place and numbers.
- We check where the van can park and send a clear price.
- Timings allow for the service and travel from it.
- We serve calmly from the hatch when everyone is ready.
- We pack up when everyone has eaten and leave quietly.
Preparing for the day
- Let us know who to talk to on the day
- Make sure the van can get in
- Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue
Get a quote
Each quote is put together for your wake. Start with your date, and we’ll check availability right away.
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Common questions in Stony Green
Which station is closest to Stony Green?
The closest is Great Missenden station, roughly 2.1 miles away.
Can the van go to venues in the Chilterns National Landscape?
Yes. Some venues there have rules about vehicles and ground, so check with yours. We’ll work to whatever the site needs.
Do you do anything other than fish?
We serve sausages and pies as well as fish. Let us know about any other dietary needs and we will be honest about what’s possible.
Do you clear up afterwards?
We pack up and leave the pitch tidy when service is finished. Let us know about bins for guests.
What can guests choose from?
Proper fish and chips, with sausages and pies for anyone who does not want fish. Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy go on the side.
What areas do you cover?
London and the South East: Kent, Surrey, East and West Sussex, Hampshire, Berkshire, Bucks, Oxfordshire and the Isle of Wight.
Can you be flexible on the day?
Of course. We start when you’re ready.
Can the van park on grass?
Generally, if it’s firm and dry. Soft, wet ground can trap any vehicle, so plan a back-up spot.
About the food
Gravy
In the north and the Midlands, gravy is the side of choice, and it goes perfectly with a pie.
Pie and chips
A pie and chips is proper comfort food, and it’s especially welcome on a cold day.
A chip van compared with other options
For a simple, comforting meal at a wake, a chip van is a gentle choice. When you compare quotes, check what each one includes: service time, menu, travel, any minimum and VAT. We set ours out clearly.
Why us?
- Fish and chips fried fresh on site
- A quote that spells everything out
- No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
- Served hot, straight from the hatch
After a funeral in Stony Green
Stony Green is about 4 miles north of High Wycombe, in Buckinghamshire. From the centre of Stony Green to the outskirts, we offer the same service: fresh frying, hot food from the hatch and a clear price. Stony Green is one of 263 places in Buckinghamshire we cover. We serve events right across the region, from Stony Green to Reading (19 miles away).
If relatives are coming by rail, Great Missenden station is about 2.1 miles away. Stony Green is within about 3 miles of the Chilterns National Landscape; tell us about access if the wake is somewhere rural.
Here we cover the HP16 postcode area, so your wake can be anywhere in it. Neighbouring places where we serve wakes include Bryant's Bottom (1 mile west), Prestwood (1 mile north-east), Upper North Dean (1 mile south-west), Lower North Dean (1 mile south-west) and Speen (1 mile west). Within a short drive, we also cover Aylesbury (9 miles north), High Wycombe (4 miles south), Chesham (6 miles east), Marlow (8 miles south), Amersham (7 miles east) and Beaconsfield (7 miles south-east).
A little further out are Great Missenden (2.9 miles east) and Chiltern Hospital (2.5 miles east). Green spaces nearby include Prestwood Local Nature Reserve and Beacon Hill.
- Local schools include Pipers Corner School (1.4 miles south) and Misbourne School (2.2 miles east)
- Nearby, you will find The Polecat Public House (0.8 miles east)
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch