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Funeral and wake catering in Sulhamstead Abbots, West Berkshire
Funeral and wake catering in Sulhamstead Abbots: fish and chips cooked fresh in the van, and served hot from the hatch.
- Wakes at home
- Memorial events and anniversaries
- Family meals after the service
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Funeral and wake catering in Sulhamstead Abbots, cooked to order
We work quietly and simply. We park discreetly and serve when people are ready. We serve cod and chips, haddock and chips and sausage and chips, and we are often booked for remembering a loved one’s favourite food and gatherings after the committal.
In a small place like Sulhamstead Abbots, a wake might be at home, in a barn or at the village hall. Tell us about lanes and the ground. We keep the menu short: a few classics done properly keeps the food fresh and the queue moving.
- Area
- Sulhamstead Abbots (RG7)
- Area hub
- West Berkshire
- On the menu
- Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
- Sides
- Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
- Quotes
- Ask us for a quote
- Updated
- 24 October 2026
Looking after everyone
We take allergies seriously. Help us by following these steps:
- Mention allergies you know about
- Choose a friend to be our contact
- Arrange tea and coffee separately
- Allow a little extra
We start when you give the word.
A favourite cake can be a lovely touch.
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What affects the price in Sulhamstead Abbots
Fish and chip van pricing is simple once we know the basics:
- How easy the site is to reach
- The length of service
- Any minimum charge
- Cod, haddock or both
Many fish and chip vans set a minimum, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. We’ll tell you up front.
What to tell us
A few details help us give you an accurate quote. Here’s what to include:
- Dietary needs, with numbers
- Where you’d like the van to go
- The address or venue name
- A picture of the space and the way in
Still finalising the details? No problem: tell us the basics about your wake, and we’ll firm it up nearer the time. To start, use our quote form.
Events we cater in Sulhamstead Abbots
For some families, it was a favourite meal.
The van suits big events and small ones. Typical bookings include:
- Remembering a loved one’s favourite food
- Anniversary memorials
- A wake at the family home
- Life celebrations
After a service at Church of St Mary, a wake at a hall or home close by means less travelling for everyone.
What to look for in a quote
- How much space the van takes up
- Any minimum charge
- How many hours the van serves
- Whether VAT is included
What happens on the day
We work to your timings. If things run late, we hold off cooking until you are ready, so nothing is cooked before it’s needed. In winter, it’s dark in Sulhamstead Abbots by about 4:00pm, so an afternoon wake in winter needs lighting near the van. Summer wakes have daylight well into the evening.
- Contact us with the basics: when, where and roughly how many.
- A picture of the parking spot helps us check the van will fit.
- Closer to the day, we confirm the arrival time and serving time.
- We park, open the hatch and start frying for family and friends.
- Last portion served, we tidy up and head off.
How to prepare
- Get permission for the van from the venue
- Give us your final numbers and allergies
- Have a level parking spot ready
Get a quote
We quote for each event separately, so the price fits what you actually need. To ask for one, send us your details through our quote form.
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Before you choose a spot
We will be honest if a spot will not work, and suggest an alternative. What matters most:
- A lit spot if service runs after dark
- Confirmation that the van can park there
- A short walk from the party
If you’re unsure, send a picture of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think before you book.
What we serve
- Mushy peas
- Cod and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Pie and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Gravy
Should I sort the food myself?
Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it’s hard work. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. With a van, it is fried on the spot.
A DIY buffet works for small groups. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and you get to enjoy the day.
A chip van compared with other options
For a simple, comforting meal at a wake, a chip van is a gentle choice. Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, plus travel and access. We quote for each booking individually.
Why us?
- Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side
- Quick service from the hatch
- No kitchen needed
- Rain does not stop the fryers
Sulhamstead Abbots: your questions answered
Which station is closest to Sulhamstead Abbots?
The closest is Theale station, roughly 1.9 miles away.
How far is Sulhamstead Abbots from London?
About 43 miles from central London, and we cover it as standard.
How much space do you need?
Not much: a hard surface or firm, dry grass, that the van can reach easily. If in doubt, send a picture.
When do you arrive?
We get there in good time to set up. Timings are agreed in advance.
Can you cater a wake at short notice?
We understand the timescales, so send us the date and we’ll answer straight away.
Can a friend deal with you?
Yes. We’re happy to deal with the funeral director or a family friend.
What if the weather’s bad?
The weather doesn’t stop the van, because the fryers are inside. Very soft ground can be a problem, so plan a back-up spot on a hard surface.
Is the fish gluten-free?
Standard batter is made with wheat flour, so battered fish contains gluten. Let us know about coeliac guests in advance, and we will be straight with you about what’s possible.
Food your guests will love
Haddock and chips
Haddock has loyal fans: a firmer flake and a sweeter taste. Tell us if you’d like to offer it.
Curry sauce
Chip-shop curry sauce is a mild, slightly sweet British classic, great with chips and sausages.
Wakes in Sulhamstead Abbots: venues and practical details
Sulhamstead Abbots is about 5 miles north-east of Tadley, in West Berkshire. People in Sulhamstead Abbots book us for all sorts of reasons, but the plan is always the same: somewhere to park, a time to serve and fresh frying. Sulhamstead Abbots is one of 155 places in West Berkshire we cover.
For anyone coming to the funeral by train, Theale station is about 1.9 miles away.
Wherever your wake is in RG7, we can fry fresh for your guests, from busy streets to quiet lanes. Streets in the area include White's Hill and Sulhamstead Road, and the van can serve a wake on any of them with a suitable parking spot. Other places close to Sulhamstead Abbots we cover include Sulhamstead Bannister Upper End (1 mile north-west), Ufton Nervet (1 mile south-west), Ufton Green (1 mile west), Sulhamstead (1 mile north-west) and Burghfield (1 mile east). Within a short drive, we also cover Newbury (11 miles west), Thatcham (8 miles west), Speenhamland (11 miles west), Spencers Wood (5 miles east), Calcot (3 miles north-east) and Shaw (10 miles west).
A little further out are Battle Hospital (5 miles north-east) and Beaumys Castle (4.7 miles south-east). Within reach you will find Moor Copse Nature Reserve and Hosehill Lake.
- Nearby schools include The Willink School (0.7 miles south-east) and The Willink School (0.7 miles south-east)
- Nearby, you will find The Rising Sun pub (1 mile south-east)
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch