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Funeral and Wake Catering for Walham Green events

Fried to order and served hot: fish and chips for the wake in Walham Green and across Greater London.

  • Anniversary memorials
  • Wakes at home
  • Life celebrations

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Funeral and wake catering in Walham Green

About our funeral and wake catering in Walham Green

A wake needs warm, simple food. Fish and chips is familiar and comforting. Popular choices include haddock and chips, gravy and mushy peas, and we’re often booked for gatherings after scattering ashes and gatherings at a village hall or club.

Wakes in Walham Green are often at home, a church hall or a pub with a yard. We need somewhere the van can park legally and safely, which we can help you think through. Everything we need comes with the van, and we pack up and leave the spot as we found it.

Area
Walham Green (SW6, SW10, SW11)
County
Greater London
Menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Price
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Last updated
24 October 2026
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DIY versus a fish and chip van

Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For a crowd, a van is usually simpler.

For a small group, making your own food can work. For larger numbers, or when you want hot food, a van takes the pressure off, and nobody has to miss the wake.

Allergies and dietary needs

We take allergies seriously. Here’s how you can help:

  • Let someone else talk to us on the day
  • Have chairs for those who need them
  • Allow a little extra
  • Ask a friend to run a tea table

A friend or the funeral director can be our contact.

A favourite cake can be a lovely touch.

What affects the price in Walham Green

Each booking is quoted on its own, based on a few main things:

  • How far we travel
  • Cod, haddock or both
  • Access and parking
  • Any minimum charge

A chip van often compares well with a plated meal, as there’s no kitchen to hire and nothing to wash up. Ask us for a quote.

Getting an accurate quote

You do not need every detail fixed to get a quote, but it helps to know:

  • How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
  • Where the van would park
  • A photo of the parking spot
  • The date and when you’d like to eat

Every quote is worked out for your event. Give us your date first, and we will confirm whether we are available that day.

For planners, venues and organisers

If you’re booking for a business, tell us how you’d like to handle the booking and payment, and we will talk you through the process. We are happy to liaise with facilities on parking and timings.

Venues often have their own rules about outside caterers and vehicles: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Send us your venue’s requirements and we’ll work through them with you.

The process

We work to your timings. If the day runs behind, we hold off cooking until you are ready, so nothing is cooked before it is needed. A wake in Walham Green in late autumn or winter may run into the dark, with sunset about 7:05pm in late September and 3:55pm in December, so a lit path to the van is a kindness to older guests.

  1. Start with three things: the date, the place and a rough headcount.
  2. A picture of the parking spot helps us check the van will fit.
  3. Closer to the day, we confirm the arrival time and serving time.
  4. The van rolls up, the hatch opens and the fryers get going for family and friends.
  5. Once the last portion is out, we pack up and go.

Before we arrive

  • Give us a contact for the day
  • Send us final numbers and any allergies in good time
  • Arrange somewhere dry for the queue

How to get a price

Tell us your date, venue or postcode and roughly how many people, plus when you’d like to eat, and we’ll reply with a quote. Just use our quote form.

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Planning help

Why fried-to-order beats a buffet

Sandwiches are traditional at wakes. A hot meal can be more comforting. If you have a budget in mind, tell us, and we will suggest a menu and timing to match. A short menu is often the best value.

Why book our van in Walham Green

  • We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
  • A menu almost everyone likes
  • Fish and chips fried fresh on site
  • Events in Walham Green and across Greater London

See our pricing or the cost guide.

What the van needs

The right spot keeps everyone safe and the service smooth. We need:

  • Permission from the venue or landowner for the van
  • A clear area by the serving hatch
  • A spot near your guests

Walham Green is in London, within the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking can be tight: let us know about off-street space or permits.

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise before booking.

On the menu in Walham Green

  • Cod and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Haddock and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Gravy

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Walham Green: your questions answered

Is parking a problem for the van in Walham Green?

London parking needs planning: let us know about off-street space or permits. We will work around it.

Which station is closest to Walham Green?

Walham Green has its own station: Imperial Wharf station.

Is short notice a problem?

Wakes are often arranged quickly, so send us the date and we will answer straight away.

Do you have a kids’ option?

Children are very welcome. Let us know numbers, and we will include them in the plan.

Can the wake be at home?

Frequently, yes. Tell us about parking at the house.

Where can the van park?

Level, firm ground the van can reach, near your guests, with room for a queue at the hatch. Tell us about gates, lanes and soft ground.

Do you cover Walham Green?

Yes. We take the van across London and the South East, and Walham Green is within our area and the rest of Greater London. To check your date, send us your details through our quote form.

How long will the queue be?

That depends on numbers, menu and timing. Tell us your numbers and how long you have for food, and we will plan to keep the queue moving.

About the food

Mushy peas

Proper mushy peas start with dried marrowfat peas. They’re the classic side with fish and chips.

Gravy

Chips and gravy is a favourite in the north and the Midlands, and it goes perfectly with a pie.

Walham Green: halls, homes and travel

Walham Green is about 2 miles south of Kensington, in Greater London. Bookings in Walham Green come in all shapes and sizes, but it always starts the same way: somewhere to park, a time to serve and fresh frying. Walham Green is one of 764 places in Greater London where we bring the van.

For a service at a church like Church of St John, choosing a wake venue nearby helps older guests. If there is not room at home, a hall or club near Walham Green may suit, with the van in the car park.

Wakes anywhere in SW6, SW10 and SW11 start with a parking spot for the van. Your wake could be at a house on Farm Lane, Lots Road and Epple Road or the roads around them, as long as there’s somewhere for the van. Walham Green is on the A304, which makes the journey straightforward. Nearby, we also serve wakes in Chelsea Harbour (1 mile south-east), Parsons Green (1 mile south-west), World's End (1 mile north-east), Sands End (1 mile south-east) and West Brompton (1 mile north). Further out, we also take the van to London (4 miles east), City of Westminster (3 miles north-east), Marylebone (3 miles north-east), St Pancras (5 miles north-east), Shoreditch (6 miles north-east) and Walthamstow (10 miles north-east).

Other landmarks nearby include Chelsea and Westminster Hospital (0.5 miles north-east) and Putney Exchange (1.5 miles south-west). The countryside around Walham Green includes Battersea Park Lake and WWT London Wetland Centre.

  • Schools near Walham Green include Heatherley School of Fine Art (under half a mile east) and Langford Primary School (less than half a mile south)
  • Pubs nearby include The Rose pub (less than half a mile south-east)
  • Local facilities include Natural History Museum Library and Archives (1.4 miles north-east) and Ladbroke Estate (2.5 miles north)
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  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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