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Funeral and Wake Catering in Wood's Corner

Looking for fish and chips for the wake in Wood's Corner? We bring the van to you and fry everything fresh on the spot.

  • Anniversary memorials
  • Wakes at a pub or venue with outside space
  • A tribute meal

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Planning an event in Wood's Corner?

How our funeral and wake catering works in Wood's Corner

Services frequently run over, and we will work around the service and the family. On the menu are mushy peas, pie and chips and gravy, and we are regularly asked to cater wakes at church halls and clubs and memorial events and anniversaries.

For a wake near Wood's Corner, a farmhouse or village hall frequently works well, with the van in the yard or car park. We keep the menu short: fewer choices means fresher food and shorter queues.

Area
Wood's Corner (TN21)
County
East Sussex
On the menu
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Price
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Updated
24 October 2026
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Perfect for your wake in Wood's Corner

For some families, it was a favourite meal.

Big or small, the van works the same way. Common bookings include:

  • Pub wakes
  • Gatherings at a village hall or club
  • Remembering a loved one’s favourite food
  • Memorial events and anniversaries

For family travelling by train, the closest railway station is Stonegate station, roughly 5 miles north of the centre.

What to look for in a quote

  • Payment terms and deposit
  • How many hours the van serves
  • What happens if plans change
  • Any travel, parking or access charges

Choosing a fish and chip van

Food your guests will love

Gravy

A pot of gravy turns chips into comfort food, especially in winter.

Cod and chips

Cod is the classic: mild, white and flaky, and it’s what most people in the south ask for. It is battered and fried to order.

DIY versus a fish and chip van

Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. We are happy to send a quote so you can compare.

If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For a crowd, a van is normally simpler.

Space, access and the venue

The van has to be able to get in and park safely, and a little planning goes a long way. These are the things we check:

  • Room in front of the hatch for a queue
  • A lit spot if service runs after dark
  • A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise.

On the menu in Wood's Corner

  • Mushy peas
  • Pie and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Gravy
  • Sausage and chips
  • Haddock and chips

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Wood's Corner: your questions answered

What’s the nearest station to Wood's Corner?

Stonegate station, about 5 miles north of the centre.

Do you come to venues in the High Weald National Landscape?

Yes. Some venues there have rules about vehicles and ground, so check with yours. We will work to whatever the site needs.

What can guests choose from?

Fish and chips, of course, plus sausage or pie and chips. The sides are mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy.

Can you come to the house?

Yes, if there’s somewhere level and firm to park the van close to the house.

Can you park on the road outside?

That depends on local parking rules. A drive, car park or yard is usually easier; if it has to be the street, check with the council.

What if we do not know numbers?

Start with a rough number, and we will firm it up nearer the day.

Is short notice a problem?

Wakes are frequently arranged quickly, so ask and we will reply quickly.

How quickly can you serve everyone?

Keeping choices simple and sending people up in groups helps. We will talk it through when we quote.

After a funeral in Wood's Corner

Wood's Corner is about 8 miles north-east of Hailsham, in East Sussex. Whether your wake is in the middle of Wood's Corner or on the outskirts, we offer the same service: fresh frying, hot food from the hatch and a clear price. We serve 289 places across East Sussex, from the larger towns to small villages. We serve events right across the region, from Wood's Corner to Brighton (23 miles away).

After a service at The Parish Church of St Giles, a wake at a hall or home close by means less travelling for everyone. The High Weald National Landscape is within about 4 miles of Wood's Corner; tell us about access if the wake is somewhere rural.

Anywhere in TN21, we can fry fresh for your guests, from busy streets to quiet lanes. We also bring the van to wakes in Dallington (1 mile west), Rushlake Green (2 miles west), Brownbread Street (3 miles south), Punnett's Town (3 miles west) and Ashburnham (3 miles south-east). Larger places within reach include Eastbourne (12 miles south), Hastings (10 miles south-east), Bexhill-on-Sea (8 miles south-east), Hailsham (8 miles south-west), Crowborough (11 miles north-west) and St Leonards (10 miles south-east).

Other landmarks nearby include Hellingly Hospital (6 miles south-west) and Old Castle (0.7 miles west).

Map of Wood's Corner © OpenStreetMap contributors

For event organisers in Wood's Corner

For big groups, the service window matters, so we can plan service to match. Sending people up in groups helps.

If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. Ask the council or landowner early.

Prices and what affects them

There are no hidden charges: the quote reflects:

  • Distance and any road charges
  • Whether a minimum applies
  • The menu and how many choices
  • Access and parking

Got a budget? Let us know, and we will suggest a menu and timing to match. Keeping the menu short is usually the best value.

Getting an accurate quote

The more we know about your wake, the better we can plan. Try to include:

  • Where you’d like the van to go
  • Dietary needs, with numbers
  • Rough numbers for adults and children
  • The date and when you’d like to eat

Not sure of numbers yet? No problem: tell us the basics about your wake, and we will quote on that. To start, send us your details through our quote form.

What happens on the day

When we arrive, we park up on the agreed spot, set up and heat the fryers. Once we’re hot, we cook to order, so we time it to your schedule. Sunset in Wood's Corner is about 7:00pm in late September and about 3:55pm in December; plan a lit path from the door to the van.

  1. Tell us what you are planning and when you’d like to eat.
  2. You hear back on the date and the price.
  3. We agree exactly where the van parks, and how it gets in.
  4. On the day, everything is cooked to order, so nothing sits in a hot cabinet.
  5. The pitch is left tidy when we go.

How to prepare

  • Confirm the van is allowed on site
  • Let us know who to talk to on the day
  • Tell us when you want to eat

Getting a price

The quickest way to a quote is to use our quote form. Tell us about your wake in Wood's Corner, and we will come back with availability and a quote.

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Planning for dietary needs

Most events have a few guests with dietary needs. To look after them:

  • Have chairs for those who need them
  • Check the hall has an urn
  • Let us know of any allergies
  • Ask the venue about the van

A friend or the funeral director can be our contact.

Tea and coffee from the hall’s urn, or a friend’s tea table, goes well alongside.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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