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Windsor and Maidenhead · England

Funeral and wake catering in Woolley Green, Windsor and Maidenhead

Hot, crisp and cooked while you wait: fish and chips for the wake in Woolley Green and the surrounding area.

  • A tribute meal
  • Family gatherings after a burial or cremation
  • Gatherings after scattering ashes

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A chip van compared with other options

Making food yourself for a wake is a lot to take on. We do the cooking. When you compare quotes, check what each one includes: service time, menu, travel, any minimum and VAT. We set ours out clearly.

Why us?

  • Nothing for you to cook or clear
  • A clear quote before booking
  • Fried fresh, not kept warm
  • Hot food handed straight over

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Funeral and wake catering for your wake in Woolley Green

We serve wakes at homes, halls, clubs and venues. We are often asked to cater gatherings after scattering ashes and family meals after the service, serving sausage and chips, haddock and chips and pie and chips.

For a wake near Woolley Green, a farmhouse or village hall often works well. Your quote spells out what’s included: serving times, the menu and anything else agreed, with no surprises on the day.

A plate of fish, chips and peas with a cup of tea
Where
Woolley Green (SL6)
Area hub
Windsor and Maidenhead
On the menu
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
Extras
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quote
Contact us for a quote
Page updated
24 October 2026

Step by step

Service is quick: everything is handed over hot from the hatch. Afterwards we pack up. In autumn and winter, it’s dark early in Woolley Green; plan a lit path from the door to the van.

  1. It starts with the date, where the wake is and roughly how many.
  2. You get an access check and a quote, without fuss.
  3. We plan a flexible serving time around the service.
  4. On the day we set up quietly and serve when guests are ready.
  5. When everyone has eaten, we clear up and go.

How to prepare

  • Pick a flat, firm place for the van to park
  • Let us know who to talk to on the day
  • Plan a bit of cover near the hatch if rain is likely

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Most quotes start with a few simple details: date, address, numbers and serving time. To send them, fill in our quote form.

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Diets, allergies and planning

We need to know about dietary needs and allergies in advance, and we will be straight with you about what’s possible. To get it right:

  • Let someone else talk to us on the day
  • Check the hall or venue allows a catering van
  • Funeral directors can help with numbers
  • Plan seating for older guests

When everyone has eaten, we pack up quietly.

Napkins and bins near the van keep things tidy.

Arranging a wake in Woolley Green

Woolley Green is about 2 miles south-west of Maidenhead, in Windsor and Maidenhead. Give us the address of your wake in Woolley Green, and we will plan the route and the parking spot. Woolley Green is one of 57 towns and villages in Windsor and Maidenhead where we bring the van. You can also see our page for Reading, about 10 miles away.

If the funeral is at a church such as Saint John the Evangelist, a hall or home nearby keeps the journey to the wake short.

Anywhere in SL6, we can fry fresh for your guests. Streets in the area include Cherry Garden Lane, Breadcroft Lane and Woolley Firs, and the van can serve a wake on any of them with a suitable parking spot. Neighbouring places where we serve wakes include Holloway (1 mile north-west), Littlewick Green (1 mile west), Stubbings (1 mile north), Burchett's Green (1 mile north-west) and Cox Green (1 mile east). We also serve nearby towns such as Windsor (7 miles east), North Ascot (7 miles south-east), Cookham (4 miles north-east), Dedworth (6 miles south-east), Broomhall (10 miles south-east) and South Ascot (9 miles south-east).

A little further out are The Reitlinger Bequest Museum (3.2 miles east) and St Mark's Hospital (1.6 miles north-east). Open spaces near Woolley Green include Taplow Lake and The Gullet Local Nature Reserve.

  • Local schools include Lowbrook Academy (0.8 miles east) and Cox Green School (0.8 miles east)
  • Nearby, you’ll find The Shire Horse pub (under half a mile north)
Map of Woolley Green © OpenStreetMap contributors

What the van needs

The right spot keeps everyone safe and the service smooth. We look for:

  • Space for people to queue at the hatch
  • The site’s agreement to a catering van
  • A spot near your guests

Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we will tell you honestly.

On the menu in Woolley Green

  • Haddock and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Sausage and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Gravy
  • Cod and chips

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Planners, venues and businesses

Booking for a company? Tell us what your finance team needs, and we’ll explain how it works. We can work with your facilities team on access and timings.

Venues often have their own rules about outside caterers and vehicles: where a van can park, access times and the paperwork they want. Tell us what your venue needs and we will confirm what we can provide.

Why choose funeral and wake catering in Woolley Green?

It takes one job off a very long list.

Here are some of the occasions we serve:

  • Remembering a loved one’s favourite food
  • Scattering of ashes gatherings
  • Family gatherings after a burial or cremation
  • Memorial gatherings

For anyone coming to the funeral by train, the closest railway station is Maidenhead station, roughly 2.3 miles east of the centre.

Before you book anyone

  • The minimum number of meals or minimum spend
  • If the price includes VAT
  • Whether travel is included
  • What the price includes, item by item

How to compare vans

Woolley Green: your questions answered

What’s the nearest station to Woolley Green?

Maidenhead station, about 2.3 miles east of the centre.

Could you trade in Ockwells Park?

Only with permission from the park’s owner, usually the council. Check with them first.

Do you have allergen information?

Let us know about allergies in advance, and we will tell you what’s in each item and what we can offer.

Can you come to the house?

Yes, if there’s somewhere level and firm to park the van close to the house.

When do you arrive?

We get there in good time to set up. We will agree arrival and serving times with you so food is ready when you want it.

Is everything cooked fresh?

Yes. We cook inside the van, so food is cooked there and then, rather than made in advance.

Is grass a problem?

Frequently, if the ground is firm and dry. Soft, wet ground can trap any vehicle, so plan a back-up spot.

Is short notice a problem?

Contact us as soon as you can. We’ll let you know quickly.

About the food

Haddock and chips

Haddock is a little sweeter than cod, with a finer, firmer flake. In the north and in Scotland, haddock is the classic.

Curry sauce

Curry sauce divides opinion and it’s on the menu.

Cannot we just order from the chip shop?

For a small group, making your own food can work. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and you get to enjoy the day.

Weighing up a takeaway order against booking a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. Ask us for a quote and compare.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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