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Party Fish and Chip Van in Burlings

Treat your guests to fresh fish and chips at your party in Burlings. We park up, heat the fryers and cook to order, so nothing sits waiting in a tray.

  • Retirement parties
  • Christenings and naming days
  • Children’s parties

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Planning an event in Burlings?

About our party fish and chip van in Burlings

You do not need to hire a hall: a chip van on the drive turns your home into the venue. Typical bookings include get-togethers with old friends and garden get-togethers, with curry sauce, sausage and chips and gravy.

Near Burlings, parties are frequently in gardens or fields. Tell us about lanes and parking, and we’ll plan the route. Timings are planned around your party, so the food is ready when you want to eat.

Fish and chips in a checked paper-lined basket
Location
Burlings (TN14)
Area hub
Kent
Menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Extras
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quotes
Ask us for a quote
Last updated
24 October 2026

The menu, dish by dish

Pie and chips

A pie and chips is proper comfort food, and it’s especially welcome on a cold day.

Mushy peas

No fish and chips is complete without mushy peas for many people.

Hosting a chip van party in Burlings

Burlings is about 5 miles north-west of Sevenoaks, in Kent. We cover Burlings as standard, so all we need is your date, a parking spot and a time to serve. Burlings is one of 922 towns and villages in Kent where we bring the van. You can also see our page for London, about 15 miles away.

After a christening at a church like St Katharine's Church, a chip van at home is an easy way to feed family and friends. Nearby historic houses include Down House (2.2 miles north-west) and Quebec House (3 miles south). For most parties, a home or hall is easier than a historic venue with strict vehicle rules. Burlings is within about 5 miles of the Kent Downs National Landscape, so a garden party here comes with a lovely backdrop.

Anywhere in TN14, we can bring the van to you, from busy streets to quiet lanes. If your venue is just outside Burlings, we also cover Horns Green (1 mile south-west), Cudham (1 mile north-west), Berry's Green (1 mile west), Single Street (1 mile north-west) and Luxted (2 miles north-west). Within a short drive, we also cover Dartford (11 miles north-east), Sevenoaks (5 miles south-east), Royal Tunbridge Wells (14 miles south-east), Gravesend (15 miles north-east), Tonbridge (11 miles south-east) and Northfleet (14 miles north-east).

Other landmarks nearby include Orpington Hospital (3.6 miles north). Open spaces near Burlings include Downe Bank and Betsom's Hill.

  • Nearby, you will find The Blacksmith's Arms (1 mile north-west)
Map of Burlings © OpenStreetMap contributors

Diets, allergies and planning

With a bit of planning, dietary needs are easier to handle. A few tips:

  • Check parking restrictions if the van is on the street
  • Flag any coeliac guests
  • Give us separate numbers for children
  • A picture of the parking spot helps

Plan where the queue stands if the van is on the drive.

Finish with the birthday cake.

Burlings: your questions answered

We’re gathering after a service at St Katharine's Church: can you come?

Yes, at a home, hall or venue nearby where the van can park. Churches rarely have space for a catering van, so the food is typically elsewhere. Send us the address.

Can the van go to venues in the Kent Downs National Landscape?

Yes. Some venues there have rules about vehicles and ground, so check with yours. We will follow the site rules.

When should we book?

As early as you can, especially for summer weekends and December. Even at short notice, it is worth asking.

How much space do you need?

A level, firm spot it can drive onto, close to where people will eat, and space for a queue. Tell us about gates, lanes and soft ground.

Do you fry it on site?

It is. The fryers are in the van, so it is fried on the spot, not cooked earlier and kept warm.

Is there something for children?

Yes. Sausage and chips is a favourite with children. Include children in your numbers.

How do you handle allergies?

Tell us about allergies when you book, and we’ll tell you what’s in each item and what we can offer.

Can you cook in the rain?

We cook inside the van, so rain doesn’t stop us. Guests will appreciate cover near the hatch.

Is a fish and chip van right for your party?

For a relaxed celebration, a chip van is hard to beat in Burlings. There is no one-size-fits-all price for a fish and chip van. A one-hour staff lunch is a different job from serving all afternoon at a fête. We set everything out in your quote.

Why Burlings hosts choose us

  • Bookings across Kent, including Burlings
  • Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side
  • No surprises in your quote
  • Hot food handed straight over

Read how we price and our guide to van hire costs.

What a fish and chip van costs

Fish and chip van pricing is simple once we know the basics:

  • Peak dates such as summer Saturdays
  • Service time
  • Any minimum charge
  • Your choice of menu

Many fish and chip vans set a minimum, since getting the van there costs the same however many eat. Ask us what applies to your party.

What to tell us

To speed things up, tell us:

  • The venue or postcode
  • Anything awkward about the way in
  • The date and time of the event
  • Rough numbers for adults and children

Planning a fish and chip van for your party in Burlings? Send us the details and we will come back with a quote. Just fill in our quote form.

The process

It’s a relaxed, well-organised set-up. We agree arrival and serving times in advance, set up where we have agreed, and cook and serve without fuss. Autumn and winter parties in Burlings get dark early: about 7:05pm in late September and 3:55pm in December, so think about lighting by the van.

  1. Start with three things: the date, the place and a rough headcount.
  2. Show us where the van would go, and we will confirm it works.
  3. A week or so before, we confirm timings and numbers.
  4. We park, open the hatch and start frying for your guests.
  5. Once the last portion is out, we pack up and go.

How to prepare

  • Check the way in for low branches, cables and narrow gates
  • Arrange somewhere dry for the queue
  • Choose a level, firm spot for the van

Getting a price

It is easy to get a price: tell us the date, place, numbers and serving time. We’ll send a clear quote that says what’s included.

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Planning help

For planners, venues and organisers

Venues frequently have their own rules about outside caterers and vehicles: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Tell us what your venue needs and we’ll confirm what we can provide.

Hosting at home? Send us a photo of the drive or the spot and the way in, and we’ll tell you honestly whether it works.

Should I sort the food myself?

Ordering in from a local chip shop is an option. Large orders are slow, and the food cools in the bags. A van cooks in front of your guests instead.

Weighing up a takeaway order against booking a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. We’re happy to send a quote so you can compare.

Who books party fish and chip van in Burlings?

You don’t need a venue: a drive or a firm spot near the garden will do.

We can help if you’re planning any of the following:

  • Street parties and neighbourhood events
  • Retirement celebrations
  • Get-togethers with old friends
  • Christenings and naming days

If guests are coming by rail, Knockholt station, about 3 miles north-east, is the nearest station.

Comparing caterers

  • Allergen information for each item
  • Travel, tolls and road charges
  • How late numbers can change
  • If the price includes VAT

Our booking checklist

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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