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Party Fish and Chip Van in Kent

Covering 922 places across Kent for party fish and chip van, with fish and chips cooked on the day, served from the hatch.

Party Fish and Chip Van in Kent

Our party fish and chip van in Kent

The queue at the hatch gets people mixing, which is what a party is all about. We’re often asked to cater street parties and neighbourhood events and retirement celebrations, with gravy, haddock and chips and cod and chips.

You will know we are ready when the smell of frying drifts over. From then on, people come up as they’re ready.

  1. Contact us with the basics: when, where and roughly how many.
  2. A picture of the parking spot helps us check the van will fit.
  3. A week or so before, we confirm timings and numbers.
  4. The van rolls up, the hatch opens and the fryers get going for your guests.
  5. Once the last portion is out, we pack up and go.

Prices in Kent

There’s no one-size-fits-all price for a fish and chip van. A one-hour staff lunch is a different job from serving all afternoon at a fête. Your quote spells it all out.

Why hosts in Kent choose us

  • All the chip-shop extras
  • A quote that spells everything out
  • Cod, haddock, sausages and pies
  • Fried fresh, not kept warm

Get a quote

Every booking is quoted individually, so the price fits what you actually need. To ask for one, use our quote form.

What’s near Maidstone

You will find the van serving near Paper Makers Arms, Maidstone Grammar School and St Philip's Church and the streets around them. Other local landmarks include River Len LNR (less than half a mile north-east), South Borough Primary School (under half a mile south) and St Augustine Academy (1.2 miles west). The nearest railway station is Maidstone West station, about 0.6 miles north-west. Well-known places in the area include Maidstone Carriage Museum (within half a mile north-west) and Oakwood Hospital (1.8 miles west). Within reach you’ll find Burham Down and Boxley Hills.

Hosting a chip van party in Kent

In Kent’s towns, a party at home often means a short drive and street parking; in its villages, more space but narrower lanes. Let us know about your space and access. Parts of Kent are within a few miles of the Kent Downs National Landscape and the High Weald National Landscape, so check venue rules on vehicles for countryside events. 219 of the places we cover in Kent are within about 6 miles of the sea, so we frequently plan a sheltered side for the queue.

Maidstone: Among the historic houses close to Maidstone are Stoneacre (2.4 miles south-east) and Leeds Castle (4.6 miles east). For most parties, a home or hall is easier than a historic venue with strict vehicle rules. For guests coming by train, the closest railway station is Maidstone West station, roughly 0.6 miles north-west of the centre. In Maidstone, a June party has light until about 9:15pm, while a late-September one is dark by about 7:00pm. Plan lights for the drive and the queue if you’re eating late.

For event organisers in Kent

Planners and coordinators can contact us directly, and we’ll keep you updated on arrival and serving times.

Venues often have their own rules about outside caterers and vehicles: where a van can park, access times and the paperwork they want. Send us your venue’s requirements and we will confirm what we can provide.

Who books party fish and chip van?

It feels like a treat, and it gets people talking.

Whatever brings people together, fish and chips from the hatch goes down well. We are often booked for:

  • Retirement celebrations
  • Engagement parties
  • Birthday parties
  • Christenings and naming days

What a fish and chip van costs

There is nothing hidden: the quote reflects:

  • How far we travel
  • Whether a minimum applies
  • The date and time of year
  • Cod, haddock or both

The date matters too: summer Saturdays and December Fridays are the busiest days of the year. It’s worth asking early.

Details that help

To speed things up, tell us:

  • Anything awkward about the way in
  • A photo of the space and the way in
  • The date and when you’d like to eat
  • Roughly how many people, including children

Each quote is put together for your party. Start with your date, and we will check availability straight away.

Takeaway run or book a van?

Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For anything more than a handful of people, a van is normally the easier option.

DIY food keeps costs down, but the host spends the event serving. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.

Diets, allergies and planning

With a little notice, diets are easier to plan for. We suggest:

  • Give us separate numbers for children
  • Make sure the van can park legally
  • Let your neighbours know
  • Let us know if anyone has coeliac disease

Let the neighbours know the van is coming.

Plan cover in case of showers.

Common questions in Kent

Is the fish gluten-free?

Standard batter is made with wheat flour, so battered fish contains gluten. Tell us about coeliac guests when you enquire, and we’ll be straight with you about what’s possible.

Can the van park on my drive?

Often, yes, with a level drive and a clear way in. Send us a picture and tell us about gates and branches.

What happens if it rains?

We carry on in the rain, because the cooking happens inside. Very soft ground can be a problem, so plan a back-up spot on a hard surface.

Is there something for children?

Yes. Children normally love sausage and chips. Include children in your numbers.

Is there a non-fish option?

There is: sausage and chips or pie and chips. Tell us roughly how many to expect.

When should we book?

The sooner the better. Peak dates go quickly, so it pays to ask early.

What does it cost to hire the van?

It depends on numbers, the menu, how long we serve and travel. Tell us about your party and we’ll send a quote.

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  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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