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Fish and chip van for parties in Horton Kirby, Kent
From the smell of the fryers to the last chip in the paper, a fish and chip van for your party makes the food a highlight of your party in Horton Kirby.
- Leaving parties
- Birthday parties
- Street parties and neighbourhood events
Fresh fish and chips in Horton Kirby
Space, access and the venue
A fish and chip van is a vehicle, so the spot matters, and a little planning goes a long way. Here’s what we look for:
- Lighting nearby for evening events
- A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates
- The site’s agreement to a catering van
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise.
What we serve
- Pie and chips
- Gravy
- Chips
- Haddock and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Mushy peas
- Cod and chips
- Curry sauce
Party fish and chip van in Horton Kirby, fried fresh
A chip van works for birthdays, garden parties and family celebrations. It’s food every generation enjoys. Whether it is kids’ birthday parties and family reunions, we’ll put together a menu of curry sauce, pie and chips and haddock and chips for your guests.
Near Horton Kirby, parties are frequently in gardens or fields. Let us know about access, and we’ll plan the route. The fryers are in the van, so the cooking happens right there at your party, so the batter is still crisp when it is handed over.
Common questions in Horton Kirby
How far is Horton Kirby from London?
Roughly 16 miles from the centre of London, and we cover it as standard.
Which station is closest to Horton Kirby?
The closest is Farningham Road station, roughly 0.8 miles away.
How far ahead should we book a party?
As early as you can for summer weekends. Contact us with your date.
What’s on the menu?
Fish and chips, of course, plus sausage or pie and chips. The sides are mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy.
Is there a kids’ option?
Sausage and chips, generally. Tell us how many children to expect.
How soon do we need to book?
As early as you can, especially for summer weekends and December. Even at short notice, it is worth asking.
What does the van need?
Not much: a hard surface or firm, dry grass, with a clear way in. Send us a photo if you’re not sure.
How fast is service?
That depends on numbers, menu and timing. Give us your numbers and service window, and we will plan service around it.
Who books party fish and chip van in Horton Kirby?
Fresh food beats a tired buffet.
We can help if you’re planning any of the following:
- Anniversary celebrations
- Family parties with children
- Reunions and family get-togethers
- Street parties
If the day starts at The Parish Church of Saint Mary, the van can be ready at the house when everyone arrives.
Before you book anyone
- The van’s size and access needs
- When payment is due
- Allergen information for each item
- Exactly what’s included in the price
What happens on the day
We work to your timings. If the day runs behind, we simply start frying a little later, so the food is still fresh when it’s served. At midsummer, it’s light in Horton Kirby until about 9:20pm, which gives a garden party a long evening. In late September it is dark by about 7:05pm; add lights for the evening.
- Start with three things: the date, the place and a rough headcount.
- Show us where the van would go, and we will confirm it works.
- Closer to the day, we confirm the arrival time and serving time.
- The van rolls up, the hatch opens and the fryers get going for your guests.
- Once the last portion is out, we pack up and go.
Preparing for the day
- Plan a bit of cover near the hatch if rain is likely
- Share the timings for the day
- Keep space clear for guests at the hatch
Get a quote
Each quote is put together for your party. Start with your date, and we will confirm whether we’re available that day.
Planning help
Parties in Horton Kirby: homes, halls and local tips
Horton Kirby is about 4 miles south of Dartford, in Kent. For parties in Horton Kirby, the van can park on drives, in car parks and yards, and on firm lawns and fields. Horton Kirby is one of 922 towns and villages in Kent we cover. Our bookings stretch from Horton Kirby to London (about 16 miles away).
For guests coming by train, the nearest station is Farningham Road station, about 0.8 miles north-west. Historic houses near Horton Kirby include Lullingstone Castle (3.2 miles south-west). Grand settings like these frequently have strict rules on vehicles and caterers, so for most parties a home or hired hall is simpler. The Kent Downs National Landscape is within about 5 miles of Horton Kirby, so a garden party here comes with a lovely backdrop.
Anywhere in DA4, we can fry fresh for your guests, from busy streets to quiet lanes. We can serve a party on streets such as The Street, Rashleigh Way and Churchill Road, wherever the van can park. Close by, we cover parties in Farningham (1 mile south-west), Speed Gate (2 miles south-east), Eynsford (2 miles south-west), Fawkham Green (2 miles south-east) and Maplescombe (3 miles south). We also serve nearby towns such as Maidstone (15 miles south-east), Dartford (4 miles north), Sevenoaks (8 miles south), Gravesend (6 miles north-east), Tonbridge (13 miles south) and Northfleet (5 miles north-east).
Other landmarks nearby include Darenth Park Hospital (3 miles north) and Bluewater (3.5 miles north). Green spaces nearby include Sawyers Lake and Wansunt Pit.
- Pubs nearby include The Fighting Cocks pub (less than half a mile west)
About the food
Pie and chips
Pie and chips is hearty and filling, and it’s a favourite in colder months.
Mushy peas
Proper mushy peas start with dried marrowfat peas. They’re the classic side with fish and chips.
How we price a fish and chip van for your party
The same numbers can mean different prices, because of:
- How long we serve
- Your choice of menu
- Parking and the way in
- How far we travel
The cost per head usually falls as numbers rise, because the van, travel and set-up cost much the same either way. Give us your numbers and we will quote.
Getting an accurate quote
Here’s what makes a quick, accurate quote possible:
- Allergies and diets you know about
- A picture of the space and the way in
- Roughly how many people, including children
- Where the event is
Most quotes start with a few simple details: the date, where the van would park, roughly how many people and when you’d like to eat. You can use our quote form.
Allergies and dietary needs
Allergies are taken seriously. Here’s how you can help:
- Check the street’s parking rules
- Tell the neighbours the van is coming
- Show us where the van would go
- Have a back-up for special diets
When everyone has eaten, we pack up.
Put the menu up by the van.
Why fried-to-order beats a buffet
Ordering in for a crowd means long waits. A van fries on the spot. The price depends on numbers, the menu and how long we serve, along with distance and access to the site. We quote for each booking individually.
What you get with us
- We cover Horton Kirby and the whole of Kent
- The classic sides: peas, curry sauce and gravy
- A quote that spells everything out
- Cod, haddock, sausages and pies
Read how we price and our guide to van hire costs.
Towns and villages near Horton Kirby
What else we do in Horton Kirby
Cannot we just order from the chip shop?
Ordering in from a local chip shop is an option. Large orders are slow, and the food cools in the bags. A van cooks in front of your guests instead.
Weighing up a takeaway order against booking a van? Consider your numbers and how fresh you want it. Ask us for a quote and compare.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch