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Party Fish and Chip Van in Maltman's Hill
Bring the chip shop to your party in Maltman's Hill. The van arrives, the fryers go on and everything is cooked to order, so every portion goes out hot.
- Anniversaries and engagement parties
- Children’s parties
- Milestone birthdays
Party fish and chip van in Maltman's Hill
Space, access and the venue
Plenty of places work for the van, but there are a few things to check:
- Room in front of the hatch for a queue
- Somewhere close to where people will eat
- A level, firm spot the van can drive onto
Not sure about the spot? Send us a picture and we will tell you honestly before you book.
What we serve
- Cod and chips
- Mushy peas
- Haddock and chips
- Gravy
- Pie and chips
- Chips
- Curry sauce
- Sausage and chips
Party fish and chip van for your party in Maltman's Hill
With a chip van, the host gets to enjoy the party too. We park up, fry to order and hand it over hot. Whether it is anniversaries and engagement parties and reunions and family get-togethers, we can cook gravy, curry sauce and pie and chips for your guests.
Near Maltman's Hill, parties are often in gardens or fields. Let us know about access, and we will plan the route. Let us know about allergies and dietary needs in advance, and we will tell you honestly what we can offer.
Also near Maltman's Hill
What else we do in Maltman's Hill
What comes out of the fryer
Mushy peas
Mushy peas are a must for plenty of fish and chip fans.
Pie and chips
A pie and chips is proper comfort food, and it is a favourite in colder months.
Maltman's Hill parties: what to know
Maltman's Hill is about 6 miles west of Ashford, in Kent. Whether your party is in the middle of Maltman's Hill or on the outskirts, the service works the same way: fresh frying, hot food from the hatch and a clear price. Maltman's Hill is one of 922 places in Kent we cover. You can also see our page for Canterbury, about 18 miles away.
Guests arriving by train should know that Pluckley station is about 1.2 miles away.
This part of Kent takes in TN27. Other places close to Maltman's Hill we cover include Wissenden (1 mile south), Chambers' Green (1 mile east), Pluckley Thorne (2 miles north-east), Fir Toll (2 miles north-east) and Newland Green (2 miles north). Further out, we also take the van to Maidstone (11 miles north-west), Ashford (6 miles east), Sittingbourne (13 miles north), Faversham (13 miles north-east), Davington (13 miles north-east) and Foley Park (12 miles north-west).
Other landmarks nearby include Romden Castle (0.7 miles south-west).
FAQs for Maltman's Hill
How far is Maltman's Hill from London?
Roughly 42 miles from the centre of London, and we cover it as standard.
Is Maltman's Hill too small for a chip van?
No, we come to small places too. Let us know about access and parking.
How long does set-up take?
We get there in good time to set up. Timings are agreed in advance.
How quickly can you serve everyone?
Keeping choices simple and sending people up in groups helps. We will talk it through when we quote.
Do you bring everything you need?
We bring the van and everything we need to cook. You provide a suitable spot and permission to park.
Is everything cooked fresh?
Yes. We fry to order in the van at your venue, then handed over hot from the hatch.
What can guests choose from?
Proper fish and chips, plus sausage or pie and chips. The sides are mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy.
How early do summer dates go?
As early as you can for summer weekends. Ask about your date.
What affects the price in Maltman's Hill
The price comes down to a few factors:
- The menu and how many choices
- The date and time of year
- The length of service
- Numbers
Got a budget? Let us know, and we’ll suggest how to make it work. A short menu is often the best value.
Getting an accurate quote
These details help us quote quickly:
- Any dietary needs and allergies
- A picture of where the van would go
- How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
- Your date and serving time
Send us the date, the address or TN27 postcode and rough numbers, along with your serving time, and you will get a clear price. Just fill in our quote form.
For event organisers in Maltman's Hill
For big groups, the service window matters, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Sending people up in groups helps.
Parks, greens and streets normally need permission for a catering van. Ask the council or landowner early.
Who books party fish and chip van in Maltman's Hill?
It feels like a treat.
In Maltman's Hill and nearby, the van turns up at all sorts of events. Popular bookings include:
- Street parties and neighbourhood events
- Anniversary celebrations
- Children’s parties
- Garden parties and summer get-togethers
Within reach of Maltman's Hill are historic houses such as Godinton House (5 miles east). Grand settings like these frequently have strict rules on vehicles and caterers, so for most parties a home or hired hall is simpler.
What your quote should include
- The deadline for final numbers
- Any minimum charge
- Travel, tolls and road charges
- Exactly what’s included in the price
Should I sort the food myself?
You could do a chip-shop run for everyone yourself, but it rarely works for a crowd. Long waits and a drive home mean food arrives lukewarm and soggy. With a van, it is fried on the spot.
For a small group, making your own food can work. For larger numbers, or when you want hot food, a van takes the pressure off, and you get to enjoy the day.
How the day works
We take care of the food from arrival to the last chip, so you can get on with your party. Midsummer parties in Maltman's Hill stay bright until about 9:15pm, but by late September sunset is about 7:00pm. Plan lights for the drive and the queue if you are eating late.
- Start with three things: the date, the place and a rough headcount.
- Show us where the van would go, and we’ll confirm it works.
- Closer to the day, we confirm the arrival time and serving time.
- We park, open the hatch and start frying for your guests.
- Last portion served, we tidy up and head off.
Before we arrive
- Have a level parking spot ready
- Plan where the queue will stand
- Get permission for the van from the venue
Getting a price
Getting a quote is simple: share your date, address, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat. We will send a clear quote that says what’s included.
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Allergies and dietary needs
With a bit of planning, dietary needs are easier to handle. A few tips:
- Ask guests about allergies when they reply
- Put allergy details in writing
- Give us separate numbers for children
- Let your neighbours know
Keep the queue away from the road.
Bunting and festoon lights by the van make it part of the party.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch