Hampshire · England
Fish and chip van for parties in Portmore, Hampshire
A menu everybody knows: fish and chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side. Party fish and chip van in Portmore.
- Summer garden parties
- Children’s parties
- Family celebrations after a christening
A chip van near Portmore
About our party fish and chip van in Portmore
Birthdays, garden parties, anniversaries and christenings all suit a fish and chip van. Everyone from toddlers to grandparents knows what they’re getting. On the menu are mushy peas, sausage and chips and cod and chips, and typical bookings are for street parties and neighbourhood events and anniversary celebrations.
In a small place like Portmore, a party in the garden or a nearby field is frequently the plan. Let us know about access, and we’ll plan the route. Food is served straight from the hatch, so every portion is hot, and the queue keeps moving.
How the day works
The van turns up at the agreed time, pulls onto the spot you’ve chosen. When the fryers are up to heat, service starts right on schedule. At midsummer, it is light in Portmore until about 9:25pm, so a garden party can run well into the evening. In late September it is dark by about 7:10pm; add lights for the evening.
- Send us the date, address, numbers and serving time.
- We check access for the van and send a quote.
- On the day we arrive, park up and heat the fryers.
- We serve hot from the hatch while the party carries on.
- We pack up when we are done and leave the pitch tidy.
Preparing for the day
- Pick a flat, firm place for the van to park
- Check the venue or landowner is happy for the van to park
- Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue
Ask for a quote
The more you tell us, the more accurate the quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. A photo of the spot helps too. When you are ready, use our quote form.
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A closer look at the menu
Curry sauce
The chip shop’s own curry sauce is mild and a little sweet, perfect with chips or a sausage.
Cod and chips
Cod has big, soft white flakes and a mild flavour, and it is what most people in the south ask for. We batter it and fry it to order.
Portmore parties: what to know
Portmore is about 2 miles north-east of Lymington, in Hampshire. Wherever your party is in the SO41 area, we can bring the van to you. Portmore is one of 683 places in Hampshire we cover. You can also see our page for Southampton, about 11 miles away.
If guests are coming by rail, Lymington Town station is about 1.1 miles away. If the day starts at Saint Nicholas Chapel, the van can be ready at the house when everyone arrives. Portmore is within about 4 miles of the New Forest National Park, so many gardens around here have a great outlook. Near the coast, within about 2 miles, a fish and chip van feels like a trip to the seaside.
Here we cover the SO41 postcode area, so your party can be anywhere in it. Your party could be at a house on Warborne Lane, Jordans Lane and Main Road or the roads around them, wherever the van can park. Nearby, we also serve parties in Warborne (1 mile west), Pilley (1 mile north-west), Bull Hill (1 mile north), Pilley Bailey (1 mile north) and Walhampton (1 mile south). Further out, we also take the van to Eastleigh (15 miles north-east), Fareham (15 miles east), Totton (10 miles north), Hedge End (14 miles north-east), Romsey (15 miles north) and Hythe (8 miles north-east).
A little further out are Lymington New Forest Hospital (1 mile south-west) and Yarmouth Castle (4.8 miles south). Within reach you will find Boldre Foreshore.
- Nearby schools include William Gilpin Church of England Primary School (0.8 miles north-west) and Priestlands School (2 miles south-west)
- Local pubs include Walhampton Arms (0.6 miles south-west)
Why fried-to-order beats a buffet
A takeaway order for a party takes ages and arrives lukewarm. A van fries on the spot. The price depends on numbers, the menu and how long we serve, plus travel and access. Every booking gets its own quote.
Why Portmore hosts choose us
- A quote that spells everything out
- No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
- We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
- Everything cooked to order at your event
Portmore: your questions answered
What’s the nearest station to Portmore?
The closest is Lymington Town station, roughly 1.1 miles away.
Can the van go to venues in the New Forest National Park?
Yes. Some venues there have rules about vehicles and ground, so check with yours. We will work to whatever the site needs.
Can the van park on the street?
That depends on local parking rules. Off-road parking is normally simpler; for the street, check the council’s rules.
Do you clear up afterwards?
We take the van and everything with it, and leave the spot tidy. It helps to have bins near the hatch.
Can you come to a street party?
Yes, once the council has agreed the closure. Tell the council about the van.
How far ahead should we book a party?
As early as you can for summer weekends. Ask about your date.
Do you need power or water from us?
Let us know about power and water at the house, and we’ll say what we need.
Can the van park on grass?
Typically, if it is firm and dry. After heavy rain, soft grass can be a problem for any vehicle, so have a hard-surface back-up.
Planning for dietary needs
A little planning makes sure everyone is looked after. Try these:
- Let your neighbours know
- Send us a picture of the drive
- Tell us how many children are coming
- Tell us about coeliac guests specifically
After service, we pack up and leave the drive tidy.
A gazebo by the hatch keeps the queue dry.
DIY versus a fish and chip van
Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For a crowd, a van is usually simpler.
A DIY buffet works for small groups. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and nobody has to miss the party.
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Planning the van’s spot
We’ll be honest if a spot won’t work, and suggest an alternative. What matters most:
- Somewhere close to where people will eat
- A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates
- A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn
If you’re unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think before you book.
Popular choices
- Cod and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Curry sauce
- Mushy peas
- Haddock and chips
- Gravy
- Chips
- Pie and chips
Working with your venue
Planners and coordinators can contact us directly, and we will keep everyone informed on the day.
Having the party at home? Send us a picture of the drive or the spot and the way in, and we’ll let you know if the van will fit.
What affects the price in Portmore
Fish and chip van pricing is simple once we know the basics:
- How many people are eating
- The length of service
- Peak dates such as summer Saturdays
- Cod, haddock or both
The cost per head normally falls as numbers rise, since the van and set-up are much the same for any size. Give us your numbers and we will quote.
What to tell us
These details help us quote quickly:
- How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
- A picture of where the van would go
- Dietary needs, with numbers
- The address or venue name
Not sure of numbers yet? That is fine: give us a rough idea and the date, and we will quote on that. Start when you’re ready: use our quote form.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch