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Fish and chip van for parties in Selmeston, East Sussex
Bring the chip shop to your party in Selmeston. The van arrives, the fryers go on and everything is cooked to order, so every portion goes out hot.
- Garden get-togethers
- Get-togethers with old friends
- Family celebrations after a christening
Planning an event in Selmeston?
How it works
The first sign we’ve arrived is usually the smell, about the time the first guests wander across. After that, it is a steady flow to the hatch. At midsummer, it is light in Selmeston until about 9:15pm, so a garden party can run well into the evening. By late September sunset is around 7:05pm, so plan festoon lights for later parties.
- First, tell us about your party.
- We check the date and where the van will park, then send a quote.
- Timings and the van’s spot are agreed in advance.
- On the day, we park up and fry fresh for your guests.
- We serve from the hatch, then leave the pitch tidy.
How to prepare
- Let us know who to talk to on the day
- Plan a bit of cover near the hatch if rain is likely
- Keep space clear for guests at the hatch
Getting a price
Tell us your date, venue or postcode and roughly how many people, plus when you’d like to eat, and you’ll get a clear price. To get started, use our quote form.
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About our party fish and chip van in Selmeston
Birthdays, garden parties, anniversaries and christenings all suit a fish and chip van. It’s food every generation enjoys. Whether it’s family parties with children and street parties and neighbourhood events, we’ll put together a menu of cod and chips, mushy peas and gravy for your guests.
A country party near Selmeston is perfect for fish and chips: fried fresh and eaten outside. Plan a firm spot in case it rains. Everything we need comes with the van, and we pack up and leave the spot as we found it.
- Where
- Selmeston (BN26)
- County
- East Sussex
- From the fryer
- Fish and chips, sausages, pies
- Extras
- Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
- Quotes
- Contact us for a quote
- Page updated
- 24 October 2026
Other occasions in Selmeston
Diets, allergies and planning
Tell us about dietary needs and allergies early, and we’ll tell you honestly what we can offer. To make it work smoothly:
- Tell the neighbours the van is coming
- Confirm allergies by email
- Tell us how many children are coming
- Ensure the van can park legally
Have bins and napkins by the van.
Seats or a few tables help people eat comfortably.
Planning the van’s spot
Every site is different, so we ask about the spot and the way in before we confirm. Generally, we look for:
- A level, firm spot the van can drive onto
- A short walk from the party
- A lit spot if service runs after dark
If you are unsure, send a picture of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think.
What we serve
- Sausage and chips
- Cod and chips
- Gravy
- Haddock and chips
- Chips
- Curry sauce
- Pie and chips
- Mushy peas
Why choose party fish and chip van in Selmeston?
There’s no kitchen to clear up afterwards.
Whatever brings people together, a chip van is a crowd-pleaser. We are often booked for:
- Anniversaries and engagement parties
- Milestone birthdays
- Kids’ birthday parties
- Retirement parties
Within reach of Selmeston are historic houses such as Charleston Farmhouse (1.2 miles west) and Firle Place (2.3 miles west). For most parties, a home or hall is easier than a historic venue with strict vehicle rules.
What to look for in a quote
- The van’s size and access needs
- If the price includes VAT
- Whether travel is included
- The deposit and payment dates
Selmeston parties: what to know
Selmeston is about 5 miles north of Seaford, in East Sussex. Anywhere in BN26, we can fry fresh for your guests. We cover all 289 towns and villages across East Sussex. You can also see our page for Brighton, about 12 miles away.
A christening at The Parish Church of St Mary followed by fish and chips on the drive is a simple, popular plan. Guests arriving by train should know that the closest railway station is Berwick (Sussex) station, roughly 1 mile east of the centre. The South Downs National Park is within about 3 miles of Selmeston, so a garden party here comes with a lovely backdrop. Near the coast, within about 6 miles, a fish and chip van feels like a trip to the seaside.
Anywhere in BN26, we can bring the van to you, from busy streets to quiet lanes. Local streets include The Street and Lewes Road; a party on any of them works well with a drive or nearby car park. Other places close to Selmeston we cover include Alciston (1 mile south), Berwick (1 mile east), Ripe (2 miles north), Winton (2 miles south) and Wickstreet (2 miles north-east). We also serve nearby towns such as Eastbourne (7 miles south-east), Bexhill-on-Sea (14 miles east), Seaford (5 miles south), Lewes (6 miles west), Hailsham (5 miles east) and Crowborough (14 miles north).
Nearby you’ll also find Drusillas Museum (1.8 miles south-east) and Chailey Heritage Marine Hospital (5.3 miles south-west). Green spaces nearby include Firle Beacon.
- Nearby, you’ll find The Barley Mow pub (less than half a mile south-west)
What comes out of the fryer
Cod and chips
Cod and chips is the meal most people picture when they think of a chip shop. Cooked fresh at the hatch, it is hot, crisp and generous.
Pie and chips
Pie and chips is hearty and filling, and it is especially welcome on a cold day.
DIY versus a fish and chip van
If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For a crowd, a van is generally simpler.
Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.
How we price a fish and chip van for your party
Here’s what makes the biggest difference to the price:
- Any minimum charge
- Cod, haddock or both
- Service time
- Numbers
Many fish and chip vans set a minimum, since getting the van there costs the same however many eat. We’ll tell you up front.
Details that help
A few details help us give you an accurate quote. Here’s what’s useful:
- Where the event is
- Access details such as gates and narrow lanes
- Expected numbers
- A photo of the space and the way in
To get a price, use our quote form. Tell us about your party in Selmeston, and we’ll come back with availability and a quote.
A fish and chip van or other catering?
A hog roast is pork only, while a chip van offers fish, sausages and pies. A chip van frequently compares well with a plated meal, as there is no kitchen to hire and nothing to wash up. We will send you a quote.
Why book our van in Selmeston
- A clear quote before booking
- We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
- A menu almost everyone likes
- Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side
Selmeston: your questions answered
Is Selmeston too small for a chip van?
Not at all. We serve villages and hamlets as well as towns. Let us know about access and parking.
We are gathering after a service at The Parish Church of St Mary: can you come?
Yes, at a home, hall or venue nearby where the van can park. Food is typically served at the reception venue rather than the church. Tell us where you’ll gather.
Is everything cooked fresh?
Yes. Everything is fried fresh in the van, then handed over hot from the hatch.
What areas do you cover?
We take the van across London and the South East, including East Sussex. Find your area.
What do children eat?
Of course. Sausage and chips is a favourite with children. Include them in your numbers.
Do you bring everything you need?
The van comes fully equipped to cook. You just need a suitable spot and permission.
Where can the van park?
Not much: a drive, a car park, a yard or a firm lawn, that the van can reach easily. Send us a photo if you are not sure.
How long are you on site?
We arrive well before service to park and heat the fryers. We will agree arrival and serving times with you.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch