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Party Fish and Chip Van in St Mary Hoo

Fried to order and served hot: a fish and chip van for your party in St Mary Hoo and the surrounding area.

  • Summer garden parties
  • Retirement parties
  • Street parties

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Fresh fish and chips in St Mary Hoo

What comes out of the fryer

Sausage and chips

For anyone who does not fancy fish, there is sausage and chips, and children love it.

Mushy peas

Mushy peas are made from dried marrowfat peas, soaked and cooked until soft. They’re the side most people expect.

Party fish and chip van for your party in St Mary Hoo

The van can park on a drive, a hardstanding or a firm lawn, with the hatch facing your guests. We are often asked to cater milestone birthdays and anniversary celebrations, serving haddock and chips, gravy and mushy peas.

A country party near St Mary Hoo is perfect for fish and chips: fried fresh and eaten outside. Have a firm back-up spot for wet weather. Let us know about allergies and dietary needs in advance, and we’ll be straight with you about what we can do.

Area
St Mary Hoo (ME3)
County
Medway
Menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Extras
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Price
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Updated
24 October 2026
A garden decorated with bunting and festoon lights

Who books party fish and chip van in St Mary Hoo?

There is no kitchen to clear up afterwards, which makes the morning after much easier.

Big or small, the van works the same way. Common bookings include:

  • Street parties
  • Get-togethers with old friends
  • Anniversary celebrations
  • Leaving parties

After a christening at a church like Church of St Mary, a chip van at home is an easy way to feed family and friends.

Comparing caterers

  • How much space the van takes up
  • Whether there is a minimum
  • Travel, tolls and road charges
  • If the price includes VAT

Choosing a fish and chip van

Diets, allergies and planning

With a little notice, diets are easier to plan for. Our advice:

  • Arrange an alternative if needed
  • Check parking restrictions if the van is on the street
  • Show us where the van would go
  • Count children separately

Put bins and napkins near the hatch.

Bunting and festoon lights by the van make it part of the party.

Organising for someone else?

Having the party at home? Send us a picture of the drive or the spot and the way in, and we’ll tell you honestly whether it works.

Many venues set rules for catering vans: where a van can park, access times and the paperwork they want. Send us your venue’s requirements and we will confirm what we can provide.

What affects the price in St Mary Hoo

These are the factors that matter most:

  • Access and parking
  • The minimum booking
  • The menu and how many choices
  • How long we serve

Distance and any road charges make a difference, so tell us exactly where your party is.

What to tell us

Here’s what makes a quick, accurate quote possible:

  • The venue or postcode
  • A picture of where the van would go
  • Anything awkward about the way in
  • Dietary needs, with numbers

Still finalising the details? That is fine: give us a rough idea and the date, and we will quote on that. To start, send us your details through our quote form.

Your questions about a fish and chip van for your party in St Mary Hoo

How far is St Mary Hoo from London?

About 30 miles from central London.

Do you come out to small places like St Mary Hoo?

Not at all. We serve villages and hamlets as well as towns. Let us know about access and parking.

Will the van fit on our drive?

Often, yes, with a level drive and a clear way in. Send us a photo and tell us about gates and branches.

What if the weather’s bad?

We carry on in the rain, because the fryers are inside. Very soft ground can be a problem, so plan a back-up spot on a hard surface.

Is there something for children?

Yes. Sausage and chips is a favourite with children. Tell us how many are coming.

Can the van come to our street party?

Yes, once the council has agreed the closure. Mention the van in your application.

When should we book?

Early, particularly for summer Saturdays and Christmas party Fridays. Even at short notice, it’s worth asking.

Do you come to St Mary Hoo?

Yes. We cover London and the South East, including St Mary Hoo. To check your date, fill in our quote form.

St Mary Hoo parties: what to know

St Mary Hoo is in Medway. We cover St Mary Hoo as standard, so your party just needs a date, a spot for the van and a serving time. We cover all 68 towns and villages in Medway. You can also see our page for Canterbury, about 24 miles away.

Anywhere in ME3, we can fry fresh for your guests. Other places close to St Mary Hoo we cover include Fenn Street (1 mile south-west), High Halstow (1 mile south-west), Sharnal Street (2 miles south-west), Tunbridge Hill (2 miles south) and Kingsnorth (2 miles south). We also serve nearby towns such as Gillingham (6 miles south), Chatham (8 miles south), Rochester (6 miles south-west), Rainham (7 miles south), Strood (7 miles south-west) and Luton (7 miles south).

Nearby you will also find Bay Museum (3.6 miles north) and Medway Maritime Hospital (6 miles south-west). Open spaces near St Mary Hoo include Bishop Saltings.

Map of St Mary Hoo © OpenStreetMap contributors

How it works

When we arrive, we position the van, set up the hatch and get the fryers up to temperature. Once we’re hot, we cook to order, so we time it to your schedule. Sunset in St Mary Hoo drops to about 7:00pm by late September and 3:50pm by December, so think about lighting by the van.

  1. Send us your date, numbers and address.
  2. We check access for the van and quote.
  3. We arrive in good time to set up.
  4. Everything is fried to order as the queue moves.
  5. We serve hot from the hatch and pack up when we are done.

Getting ready for the day

  • Give us a contact for the day
  • Confirm numbers and dietary needs before the day
  • Keep space clear for guests at the hatch

How to get a price

Planning a fish and chip van for your party in St Mary Hoo? Send us the details and we’ll come back with a quote. Just fill in our quote form.

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Planning help

Planning the van’s spot

We’ll agree the van’s spot with you before the day. A good spot ticks these boxes:

  • A level, firm spot the van can drive onto
  • Space for people to queue at the hatch
  • A route in without tight gates or low branches

If you are unsure, send a picture of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think before booking.

From the hatch

  • Haddock and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Chips
  • Curry sauce
  • Gravy
  • Pie and chips

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Takeaway run or book a van?

Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For anything more than a handful of people, a van is generally the easier option.

Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it is hard work. Long waits and a drive home mean food arrives lukewarm and soggy. With a van, it’s fried on the spot.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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