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Medway · England

Corporate fish and chip catering in St Mary Hoo, Medway

From the smell of the fryers to the last chip in the paper, a fish and chip van for your team makes the food a highlight of your staff event in St Mary Hoo.

  • Fish Friday treats
  • Project milestones
  • Open days and customer events

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A chip van near St Mary Hoo

How our corporate fish and chip catering works in St Mary Hoo

Whether it’s a Friday treat or an end-of-quarter thank you, the van makes the day feel special. On the menu are cod and chips, sausage and chips and pie and chips, and we are often booked for team away days and customer days.

At country workplaces around St Mary Hoo, we can bring a hot lunch to the yard. Let us know about tracks and gates. We keep the menu short: a few classics done properly keeps the food fresh and the queue moving.

Battered fish and chips with a lemon wedge in a takeaway tray
Location
St Mary Hoo (ME3)
County
Medway
On the menu
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quotes
Ask us for a quote
Page updated
24 October 2026

Occasions we serve in St Mary Hoo

People remember it.

Big or small, the van works the same way. Typical bookings include:

  • A monthly Fish Friday
  • Open days and customer events
  • Retirement send-offs
  • End-of-project celebrations

Central London is about 30 miles from St Mary Hoo.

Before booking anyone

  • Exactly what’s included in the price
  • Whether there is a minimum
  • The deposit and payment dates
  • How allergens are handled

Choosing a fish and chip van

FAQs for St Mary Hoo

Is St Mary Hoo too small for a chip van?

No, we come to small places too. Tell us about lanes, gates and the ground.

Is St Mary Hoo close to London?

Roughly 30 miles from the centre of London.

Is the food cooked at the event?

Yes. Everything is fried fresh in the van, then handed over hot from the hatch.

What paperwork do you provide?

Every site asks for something different, so send us the list and we’ll confirm what we can provide.

Do you have allergen information?

Let us know about allergies in advance, and we will give you the allergen information.

How much is fish and chip van hire?

Every booking is quoted individually, so the price fits what you need. Tell us your date and rough numbers for a clear quote.

Can you serve children?

Yes, children are easy to cater for. Let us know numbers, and we’ll plan for them.

Can you serve each shift?

Yes, with the shift pattern in advance. We will agree a service plan before the day.

Food your guests will love

Gravy

A pot of gravy turns chips into comfort food, especially in winter.

Sausage and chips

A sausage and chips is the chip-shop classic for younger staff and fish-dodgers.

Allergies and dietary needs

Good planning keeps every guest safe and happy. Here’s how:

  • Agree the van’s spot with facilities
  • Plan an alternative for anyone we cannot cater for
  • Check the site’s requirements for caterers
  • Tell us exactly when each group can eat

We can serve each shift in turn, as agreed in advance.

Make it a regular thing: monthly or quarterly.

How we price a fish and chip van for your team

The same numbers can mean different prices, depending on:

  • How many people are eating
  • The length of service
  • Travel, tolls and road charges
  • Parking and the way in

Most vans have a minimum charge, since getting the van there costs the same however many eat. Ask us what applies to your staff event.

What we need to know

To speed things up, tell us:

  • How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
  • Where you’d like the van to go
  • A picture of where the van would go
  • Your date and serving time

Getting a quote is simple: share your date, address, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat. We’ll come back with a clear quote.

Step by step

Rain does not stop the fryers, because the cooking happens inside the van. It is worth thinking about cover for the queue, though. After-work summer events in St Mary Hoo have daylight until about 9:20pm in late June and 7:00pm in late September; winter events, dark by about 3:50pm, need a lit spot for the van.

  1. First, tell us about your staff event.
  2. You get an availability check and a clear quote.
  3. We agree timings, access and the parking spot.
  4. We cook to order on the day for your staff.
  5. We serve from the hatch, then leave the pitch tidy.

Before we arrive

  • Confirm the van is allowed on site
  • Share the timings for the day
  • Clear the route for the van

Get a quote

To get a price, send us your details through our quote form. Tell us about your staff event in St Mary Hoo, and we will check the date and send a price.

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Planning help

For event organisers in St Mary Hoo

Planning an event for a club, school or charity in St Mary Hoo? A fish and chip van draws people in and almost everyone likes it. Give us the details and we will suggest how it could work.

If you run the same event each year, tell us your dates early, so we can hold the date.

Planning the van’s spot

A fish and chip van is a vehicle, so the spot matters, and a little planning goes a long way. Here’s what we look for:

  • The site’s agreement to a catering van
  • A short walk from the party
  • A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn

Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we will tell you honestly before you book.

What we serve

  • Haddock and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Staff lunches
  • Cod and chips
  • Pie and chips

Browse the menu

Takeaway run or book a van?

Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. Ask us for a quote and compare.

Ordering in from a local chip shop is an option. The problem is timing: big orders take a long time, and the food is cooling while it travels. A van cooks in front of your staff instead.

Business events near St Mary Hoo

St Mary Hoo is in Medway. We cover St Mary Hoo as standard, so your staff event just needs a date, a spot for the van and a serving time. We cover all 68 towns and villages in Medway, from the larger towns to small villages. Our nearest city page is Canterbury, about 24 miles away.

Anywhere in ME3, we can bring the van to you, from busy streets to quiet lanes. We also bring the van to staff events in Fenn Street (1 mile south-west), High Halstow (1 mile south-west), Sharnal Street (2 miles south-west), Tunbridge Hill (2 miles south) and Kingsnorth (2 miles south). Larger places within reach include Gillingham (6 miles south), Chatham (8 miles south), Rochester (6 miles south-west), Rainham (7 miles south), Strood (7 miles south-west) and Luton (7 miles south).

A little further out are Bay Museum (3.6 miles north) and Medway Maritime Hospital (6 miles south-west). Green spaces nearby include Bishop Saltings.

Map of St Mary Hoo © OpenStreetMap contributors
  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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