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Fish and chip van for parties in Swattenden, Kent
We bring a fish and chip van for your party to Swattenden and nearby, cooking to order on site and serving from the hatch.
- Garden parties and summer get-togethers
- Retirement parties
- Anniversary celebrations
Book the van in Swattenden
How our party fish and chip van works in Swattenden
You do not need to hire a hall: a chip van on the drive turns your home into the venue. Popular choices include haddock and chips, mushy peas and curry sauce, and typical bookings are for summer garden parties and anniversary celebrations.
Country parties near Swattenden suit a chip van: cooked to order and eaten on the lawn. Plan a firm spot in case it rains. Food is served straight from the hatch, so every portion is hot, and service is quick once we are up and running.
Party venues around Swattenden
Swattenden is about 12 miles east of Royal Tunbridge Wells, in Kent. Whether your party is in the middle of Swattenden or on the outskirts, the service works the same way: fish and chips fried to order, served hot and quoted clearly. We take the van to 922 places across Kent, from the larger towns to small villages. We serve events right across the region, from Swattenden to Canterbury (28 miles away).
Christenings and naming days frequently start at a local church such as Congregational Church, with fish and chips at home or in a hall afterwards. The High Weald National Landscape is within about a mile of Swattenden, so a garden party here comes with a lovely backdrop.
Wherever your party is in TN17, we can bring the van to you, from busy streets to quiet lanes. We also bring the van to parties in Hartley (1 mile west), Cranbrook (1 mile north), Baker's Cross (1 mile north-east), Coursehorn (1 mile north-east) and Gill's Green (2 miles south-west). We also serve nearby towns such as Maidstone (13 miles north), Ashford (15 miles east), Royal Tunbridge Wells (12 miles west), Tonbridge (14 miles north-west), Kings Hill (14 miles north) and Foley Park (14 miles north).
Other landmarks nearby include Sissinghurst Castle (3.2 miles north-east) and Benenden Hospital (3.9 miles east).
- Nearby, you’ll find Duke Of York Public House Little Tudor (0.9 miles north)
Planning the van’s spot
The van has to be able to get in and park safely, and a little planning goes a long way. Here’s what we look for:
- Access wide and high enough for the van
- Room in front of the hatch for a queue
- Lighting nearby for evening events
Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we’ll tell you honestly before you book.
What we serve
- Gravy
- Mushy peas
- Haddock and chips
- Cod and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Pie and chips
- Curry sauce
- Chips
Your questions about a fish and chip van for your party in Swattenden
We are gathering after a service at Congregational Church: can you come?
Yes, at a home, hall or venue nearby where the van can park. Churches rarely have space for a catering van, so the food is normally elsewhere. Tell us where you will gather.
Is Swattenden close to London?
Roughly 39 miles from the centre of London, and we cover it as standard.
Is the fish gluten-free?
No, not as standard: batter is typically made with wheat flour. Tell us about any coeliac guests and we will explain the options before you book.
Do we need to provide anything?
Let us know about power and water at the site when you enquire, and we’ll say what we need.
Can the van park on my drive?
Usually, if the drive is level and firm and the van can get in. Send a photo of the drive and the way in.
Is grass a problem?
That depends on the weather and the ground. Let us know what the ground is like, and we’ll advise.
What do you bring?
All the cooking happens in the van. Let us know what’s available at the site and we’ll confirm what we need.
Can you come to a street party?
Yes, once the council has agreed the closure. Mention the van in your application.
What comes out of the fryer
Curry sauce
Curry sauce divides opinion and it is on the menu.
Sausage and chips
A sausage and chips is the chip-shop classic for younger guests and fish-dodgers, especially with curry sauce.
Why choose party fish and chip van in Swattenden?
Everyone from toddlers to grandparents enjoys it, which makes it perfect for family celebrations.
Here are some of the occasions we serve around Swattenden:
- Neighbourhood get-togethers
- Naming days and christenings
- Anniversary celebrations
- Big birthdays
Thinking of using Crane Valley? Parks generally need the owner’s permission, often the council’s, before a catering van can park or trade.
Comparing caterers
- Travel, tolls and road charges
- A clear list of what’s included
- Payment terms and deposit
- Allergen information for each item
Allergies and dietary needs
Tell us about dietary needs and allergies early, and we will tell you honestly what we can offer. To make it work smoothly:
- Give us separate numbers for children
- Tell the neighbours the van is coming
- Have a back-up for special diets
- Ask about dietary needs on the invitation
Plan where the queue stands if the van is on the drive.
Somewhere to sit makes eating easier.
Places near Swattenden
What else we do in Swattenden
Takeaway run or book a van?
If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For a crowd, a van is usually simpler.
Ordering in from a local chip shop is an option. Large orders are slow, and the food cools in the bags. A van cooks in front of your guests instead.
How we price a fish and chip van for your party
Two events with the same numbers can cost different amounts, because of:
- How long we serve
- Access and parking
- Numbers
- The day of the week
Most vans have a minimum charge, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. We’ll tell you up front.
What to tell us
Good planning starts with a few facts. Please include:
- A picture of the parking spot
- Anything awkward about the way in
- The spot you have in mind for the van
- The venue or postcode
Every quote is worked out for your event. Give us your date first, and we will confirm whether we’re available that day.
Organising for someone else?
For repeat bookings, such as regular staff lunches or annual fairs, let us know your dates early, so we can hold the date.
If you are booking for a business, tell us how you’d like to handle the booking and payment, and we will talk you through the process. We can work with your facilities team on access and timings.
How it works
Because we cook inside the van, rain does not stop us. Guests will still appreciate a bit of cover near the hatch. At midsummer, it’s light in Swattenden until about 9:15pm, so a garden party can run well into the evening. By late September sunset is around 7:00pm, so plan festoon lights for later parties.
- Send us the date, address, numbers and serving time.
- We check where the van can park and send a price.
- On the day we arrive, park up and heat the fryers.
- We fry fresh and serve from the hatch as your guests come up.
- We pack up afterwards and leave the drive tidy.
Before we arrive
- Give us a contact for the day
- Tell us when you want to eat
- Plan a bit of cover near the hatch if rain is likely
Ask for a quote
Not sure of numbers yet? That is fine: tell us the basics about your party, and we’ll quote on that. Start when you are ready: use our quote form.
Read more
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch