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Fish and chip van for parties in Woodlands, Kent
From the first sizzle in the fryer to the last chip, a fish and chip van for your party turns food into part of your party in Woodlands.
- Leaving parties
- Naming days and christenings
- Get-togethers with old friends
Party fish and chip van in Woodlands
Party fish and chip van for your party in Woodlands
Guests who don’t know each other end up chatting in the queue, which is what a party is all about. We serve mushy peas, curry sauce and pie and chips, and we are regularly asked to cater street parties and neighbourhood events and summer garden parties.
Near Woodlands, parties are often in gardens or fields. Let us know about access, and we will handle the rest. Everything we need comes with the van, and we pack up and leave the spot as we found it.
The menu, dish by dish
Cod and chips
Cod and chips is the meal most people picture when they think of a chip shop. Cooked fresh at the hatch, it is hot, crisp and generous.
Gravy
In the north and the Midlands, gravy is the side of choice, and it goes perfectly with a pie.
More for events in Woodlands
Allergies and dietary needs
A little planning helps everyone eat safely. Here are a few tips:
- Tell us about coeliac guests specifically
- Send allergies to us in writing
- Have a back-up for special diets
- Check the street’s parking rules
Keep the queue away from the road if the van is on the drive.
A few lights around the van look great.
Woodlands parties: what to know
Woodlands is about 4 miles north-east of Sevenoaks, in Kent. People in Woodlands book us for all sorts of reasons, but it always starts the same way: somewhere to park, a time to serve and fresh frying. Woodlands is one of 922 places in Kent where we bring the van. We serve events right across the region, from Woodlands to London (19 miles away).
Christenings and naming days frequently start at a local church such as Church of Saint Mary the Virgin, with fish and chips at home or in a hall afterwards. Within reach of Woodlands are historic houses such as Lullingstone Castle (3.2 miles north-west) and Knole House (4.3 miles south-west). Grand settings like these often have strict rules on vehicles and caterers, so for most parties a home or hired hall is simpler. The Kent Downs National Landscape is within about 3 miles of Woodlands, so a garden party here comes with a lovely backdrop.
For parties in TN15, we just need to know where the van can park. Neighbouring places where we serve parties include Cotman's Ash (1 mile south-west), Knatts Valley (1 mile north), Romney Street (1 mile north-west), East Hill (1 mile north) and Heaverham (1 mile south). We also serve nearby towns such as Maidstone (13 miles east), Dartford (8 miles north), Sevenoaks (4 miles south-west), Royal Tunbridge Wells (13 miles south), Gravesend (9 miles north-east) and Tonbridge (9 miles south).
Nearby you will also find Sevenoaks Hospital (3.3 miles south-west) and Kemsing Castle Bank (1.4 miles south-west).
- Local pubs include The Rising Sun pub (0.5 miles south-west)
Events we cater in Woodlands
Everyone from toddlers to grandparents enjoys it, so it is ideal for family parties.
Whatever brings people together, a chip van is a crowd-pleaser. We are frequently booked for:
- Children’s parties
- Big birthdays
- Summer garden parties
- Reunions and family get-togethers
If guests are coming by rail, Kemsing station, about 1.8 miles south, is the nearest station.
Questions to ask before booking
- The service time, and the cost of running over
- Travel, tolls and road charges
- How late numbers can change
- A clear list of what’s included
Planning the van’s spot
We’ll be honest if a spot won’t work, and help find another. The main points are:
- Flat, firm ground for the van
- Access wide and high enough for the van
- A lit spot if service runs after dark
If you are unsure, send a picture of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think.
What we serve
- Haddock and chips
- Cod and chips
- Pie and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Chips
- Curry sauce
- Mushy peas
- Gravy
Questions from Woodlands
What’s the nearest station to Woodlands?
The closest is Kemsing station, roughly 1.8 miles away.
Can the van go to venues in the Kent Downs National Landscape?
Yes. Some venues there have rules about vehicles and ground, so check with yours. We will follow the site rules.
Can you park at our house?
Usually, if the drive is level and firm and the van can get in. Send a picture of the drive and the way in.
Do you come to Woodlands?
Yes. We cover London and the South East, and Woodlands is within our area. To check your date, use our quote form.
Can you do something for the children?
Most children go for sausage and chips. Tell us how many children to expect.
What do you bring?
Everything is cooked in the van. Let us know what’s available at the site and we’ll confirm what we need.
When do you arrive?
It depends on numbers and the service time. We agree arrival, serving and finishing times with you before the day.
Does the batter contain gluten?
No, not as standard: the batter contains wheat. Let us know and we will tell you what we can do before you book.
What affects the price in Woodlands
Your quote will be clear. The main things that affect it are:
- How far we travel
- Numbers
- The menu and how many choices
- The day of the week
The price depends on numbers, the menu and how long we serve, plus travel and access. We quote for each booking individually.
What to tell us
We can quote more accurately with a few details. Here’s what’s useful:
- Where you’d like the van to go
- Anything awkward about the way in
- Allergies and diets you know about
- Your date and serving time
Not sure of numbers yet? No problem: tell us the basics about your party, and we will quote on that. To start, use our quote form.
Step by step
Because we cook inside the van, rain doesn’t stop us. It’s worth thinking about cover for the queue, though. Sunset in Woodlands drops to about 7:05pm by late September and 3:55pm by December, so think about lighting by the van.
- First, the plan: what, where and what time.
- You hear back on the date and the price.
- We agree exactly where the van parks, and how it gets in.
- On the day, everything is cooked to order, so nothing sits in a hot cabinet.
- The pitch is left tidy when we go.
Preparing for the day
- Give us a contact for the day
- Pick a flat, firm place for the van to park
- Get permission for the van from the venue
How to get a price
We quote for each event separately, so the price fits what you actually need. For a quote, send us your details through our quote form.
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Planners, venues and businesses
Parks, greens and streets generally need permission for a catering van. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.
For larger numbers, tell us how long you have for food, so we can plan service to match. Staggering groups helps a lot.
Can’t we just order from the chip shop?
A DIY buffet works for small groups. For larger numbers, or when you want hot food, a van takes the pressure off, and you get to enjoy the day.
Some hosts try a takeaway order. The problem is timing: big orders take a long time, and the food is cooling while it travels. A van cooks in front of your guests instead.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch