Fish and chip van hire, fried fresh at your event · London and the South East

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Fish and chip van hire in DA7

We serve all of the DA7 postcode district, which takes in Bexleyheath, Crook Log and West Heath. Everything is fried fresh on the day.

Fish and chips across DA7

Our fish and chip van hire in DA7

Fish and chips is generous food: crisp batter, flaky fish and plenty of chips. It makes the food a talking point. Popular choices include mushy peas, gravy and cod and chips, and we are frequently booked for summer garden parties and festive get-togethers.

You do not need to do much on the day: point us to the spot and get on with your event. The frying and serving are down to us.

  1. First, the plan: what, where and what time.
  2. You hear back on the date and the price.
  3. We agree exactly where the van parks, and how it gets in.
  4. On the day, everything is cooked to order, so nothing sits in a hot cabinet.
  5. The pitch is left tidy when we go.

Cost

The date matters too: peak summer weekends and Christmas party Fridays book up first. It’s worth asking early.

Why book our van

  • No kitchen needed
  • We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
  • Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side
  • Served hot, straight from the hatch

Getting a price

We quote for each event separately, based on your numbers, timings and travel. To ask for one, use our quote form.

Near you in Bexleyheath

Locally, our bookings take us close to Trinity Baptist Church, St Catherine's Catholic School and Upland Primary School, among other places. Other local landmarks include Danson Park (0.9 miles west), Bexleyheath Academy (within half a mile east) and The Volunteer pub (within half a mile north). There is a railway station in Bexleyheath itself: Bexleyheath station. A little further out are Broadway Shopping Centre (less than half a mile south-east) and Bexley Hospital (within half a mile west). The countryside around Bexleyheath includes Summer Hill and Wansunt Pit.

  • Parks and local facilities nearby include Colyers (1.7 miles north-east)

Planning a chip van in DA7

Across DA7, we serve 3 towns and 0 villages and hamlets, so the setting can be anything from Erith, Northumberland Heath and Lessness Heath to a quiet hamlet: a level spot, a clear way in and a plan.

Bexleyheath: If you had Danson Park in mind, ask the council or landowner first: vans can’t simply park up and serve in a public park. Within reach of Bexleyheath are historic houses such as Red House (less than half a mile south-west) and Danson House (0.9 miles west). Estates like these tend to have strict rules for vans, so check before booking. By late September, sunset in Bexleyheath is around 7:05pm, and at Christmas it comes at about 3:50pm. After dark, a lit path to the van makes a difference.

Food your guests will love

Pie and chips

Pie and chips gives people a filling alternative to fish, perfect with gravy.

Haddock and chips

Haddock is a little sweeter than cod, with a finer, firmer flake. It is the traditional favourite in Scotland and much of the north.

Diets, allergies and planning

We need to know about dietary needs and allergies in advance, and we’ll be straight with you about what’s possible. To get it right:

  • Plan something for guests whose needs we cannot meet
  • Confirm allergies by email
  • Give us separate numbers for children
  • Keep the menu short to keep the queue moving

You shouldn’t have to worry about the food on the day. We park, set up, fry and serve, and stay in touch about any changes.

A chalkboard by the hatch with the menu keeps the queue moving.

How we price a fish and chip van

We will give you a clear quote. The main things that affect it are:

  • Peak dates such as summer Saturdays
  • Travel, tolls and road charges
  • Numbers
  • The length of service

Got a budget? Let us know, and we will suggest how to make it work. A short menu is often the best value.

Details that help

For a quote, it helps to have:

  • Expected numbers
  • The date and when you’d like to eat
  • Any dietary needs and allergies
  • How to get in: gates, lanes and ground

It’s easy to get a price: share your date, address, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat. We will come back with a clear quote.

Can’t we just order from the chip shop?

Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Consider your numbers and how fresh you want it. Ask us for a quote and compare.

Frying for a crowd at home is not a good idea: hot oil and a busy party are a bad combination. Leave the frying to a van built for it.

A fish and chip van or other catering?

Plated meals need a kitchen and a bigger team. A van needs only a level spot and permission to park.

Comparing caterers

  • How long service runs, and what happens if you overrun
  • Whether VAT is included
  • How much space the van takes up
  • What happens if plans change

Common questions in DA7

What’s on the menu?

Proper fish and chips, plus sausage or pie and chips. The sides are mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy.

How much is fish and chip van hire?

The price depends on numbers, menu, service time and travel. Send us the details for a quote.

What does the van need?

Not much: a drive, a car park, a yard or a firm lawn, that the van can reach easily. Send us a photo if you’re not sure.

What areas do you cover?

London and the South East: Kent, Surrey, Sussex, Hampshire, Berkshire, Buckinghamshire, Oxfordshire and the Isle of Wight.

Can we choose cod or haddock?

Tell us your preference when you book and we’ll confirm what we can offer.

Do you have allergen information?

Tell us about allergies when you book, and we’ll tell you what’s in each item and what we can offer.

Who clears up?

We pack up and leave the pitch tidy when service is finished. Tell us where bins can go for people’s paper and trays.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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