Fish and chip van hire, fried fresh at your event · London and the South East

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Fish and chip van hire in SE13

Hosting a party in SE13? We cover St Johns, Lewisham and Hither Green and every street in between, with the van parked up at your venue.

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About fish and chip van hire in SE13

Fish and chips is the meal almost everyone in Britain knows and likes. That is why a van works for so many kinds of event in SE13. Typical bookings include birthday celebrations and weddings and evening receptions, with haddock and chips, cod and chips and pie and chips.

We arrive in good time before you want to eat, park the van and get the fryers going. Guests generally gather round the hatch once service starts.

  1. Tell us what you are planning and when you’d like to eat.
  2. You hear back on the date and the price.
  3. The van’s spot is fixed in advance.
  4. On the day, everything is cooked to order, so nothing sits in a hot cabinet.
  5. The pitch is left tidy when we go.

Prices in SE13

Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, along with distance and access to the site. Every booking gets its own quote.

What you get with us

  • Quick service from the hatch
  • No kitchen needed
  • A clear quote before booking
  • Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side

Ask for a quote

A detailed enquiry gets a more accurate quote: where the van would park, how to get in, numbers and timings. A picture of the spot helps too. When you’re ready, fill in our quote form.

Near you in St Johns

Around St Johns, we take the van to homes and venues near Brookmill Park, Church of St John and Wickham Arms, among other places. Also close by are St. Paul's (0.7 miles north), Addey and Stanhope School (less than half a mile north-west), Ashmead Primary School (within half a mile west) and Laban Centre (0.8 miles north). St Johns has its own railway station: St Johns station. Nearby you’ll also find Miller General Hospital (less than half a mile north) and Nunhead (1.4 miles west). The countryside around St Johns includes Brookmill Road Local Nature Reserve and Tower Hill.

Fish and chip van hire in SE13: local guide

There are 3 towns and 0 villages and hamlets in SE13, so the setting can be anything from St Johns, Lewisham and Hither Green to a quiet hamlet: firm ground, access and agreed timings.

St Johns: Coming by train? There’s a station right in St Johns: St Johns station. Parks such as Brookmill Park normally need permission from the council or landowner for a catering van, so check first. Light matters for evening service: around St Johns, it stays light until about 9:20pm at midsummer, but by late December it is dark by about 3:55pm.

Occasions we serve in SE13

Hot food on a cold or wet day is hard to beat, and the cooking carries on inside the van whatever the weather.

Big or small, the van works the same way. Typical bookings include:

  • Garden get-togethers
  • Fêtes, fairs and school events
  • Birthday celebrations
  • Fish and chip days at care homes

Food your guests will love

Cod and chips

For many people, cod and chips is the definitive version. Cooked fresh at the hatch, it goes out hot and crisp.

Gravy

A pot of gravy turns chips into comfort food.

For event organisers in SE13

Booking for a company? Tell us what your finance team needs, and we’ll talk you through the process. We’re happy to liaise with facilities on parking and timings.

Many venues set rules for catering vans: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Tell us what your venue needs and we will confirm what we can provide.

DIY versus a fish and chip van

Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it’s hard work. Long waits and a drive home mean food arrives lukewarm and soggy. With a van, it’s fried on the spot.

Deep-frying for lots of people at home is risky: big pans of hot oil, children and garden parties don’t mix. A van is designed for exactly this.

Looking after everyone

A little planning helps everyone eat safely. Here are a few tips:

  • Let us know if anyone has coeliac disease
  • Add an allergy question to your invitations
  • Send allergies to us in writing
  • Give us separate numbers for children

It helps to have bins and napkins by the van for everyone.

Plan cover near the hatch if rain is possible.

SE13 questions

Can you go on a lawn or field?

Frequently, if the ground is firm and dry. Soft, wet ground can trap any vehicle, so plan a back-up spot.

What does it cost to hire the van?

We quote for each booking, so the price fits what you need. Give us your date, numbers and serving time and we will reply with a price.

Where can the van park?

Level, firm ground the van can reach, close to where people will eat, and space for a queue. Tell us about gates, lanes and soft ground.

Is fish and chips enough as a meal?

It can be. Fish and chips with mushy peas is a full meal, and you can add your own cake or desserts.

What happens when we hire the van?

We bring the van to your event, set up, heat the fryers and cook to order, serving from the hatch at the time you choose.

Do you do anything other than fish?

We serve sausages and pies as well as fish. Let us know about any other dietary needs and we will be honest about what’s possible.

Is the fish gluten-free?

Our battered fish contains gluten, because standard batter uses wheat flour. Let us know about coeliac guests in advance, and we will tell you honestly what we can offer.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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